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Sheen Sheen: Nov 18, 2002

Vampire episode with the fat kid from the sandlot is the best one

# ? Feb 15, 2015 23:00

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 02:06

naem: May 29, 2011

Google: image search: Gillian Anderson 2015

um,

# ? Feb 15, 2015 23:02

Je suis fatigue: May 5, 2009; Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

Sheen Sheen posted:

Vampire episode with the fat kid from the sandlot is the best one

# ? Feb 15, 2015 23:07

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

It gets good at the beginning of the hosed up Hillbilly episode, and gets bad again at the beginning of the episode after that.

# ? Feb 15, 2015 23:12

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

naem posted:

Google: image search: Gillian Anderson 2015

um,

google image search: gillian anderson 2014

2spooky

# ? Feb 15, 2015 23:14

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Where's calm.jpg

# ? Feb 15, 2015 23:37

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

X-Files!?!?! More like X-SMILES!!! LMAO!!! SLAM DUNK!!

# ? Feb 15, 2015 23:49

SnowblindFatal: Jan 7, 2011

If I remember right, season 3 or 4 is the best. Doggett seasons are good but ONLY if you're high because the acting gets so over the top that you'll have hard time figuring out whether you're watching X-Files or a parody of X-Files.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 02:22

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I think he's just staring daggers at the people who said this would be a good idea.

naem posted:

Google: image search: Gillian Anderson 2015

I'm way more interesting in the guy pondering "To be, or not to be" with a Banana in the background. He is putting some serious thought into that.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 02:27

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Blazing Ownager posted:

I'm way more interesting in the guy pondering "To be, or not to be" with a Banana in the background. He is putting some serious thought into that.

kelso?

# ? Feb 16, 2015 02:34

Clipperton: Dec 20, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Special Report: KELSEY GRAMMER

Gatekeeper posted:

kelso?

it's the 50 shades of grey dude actually

# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:10

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJRKedSUHg4

# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:26

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

BeefThief posted:

im on episode 2 and its started better than any point of the pilot, so i can dig it. whats the best season

Best? Maybe 2 or 3. The first six seasons are good. After that it goes down hill, though there are still some good monster of the week episodes.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:16

SnowblindFatal: Jan 7, 2011

You'd think at some point Mulder would've started to carry a camera around.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:24

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

im a scullesbian

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:29

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

SnowblindFatal posted:

You'd think at some point Mulder would've started to carry a camera around.

He does in the second episode of season 1. Then some government agents pull his car over and tear all his film out. guess he said gently caress it after that

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:32

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:36

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

the proto-goon

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:38

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

whoflungpoop posted:

steinrokkan posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:40

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:41

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

whoflungpoop posted:

the proto-goon

The Lone Gunmen predicted 9-11

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:41

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Frog Act posted:

it starts good and stays good until mulder leaves

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:42

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

Leperflesh posted:

Oh man.

Back in the olden days when people still had to use modems to access the information superhighway and what you did when you wanted to see sexy pictures was scrape them off of terrible usenet newsgroups using automated uuencode decoder software and then organize them in folders on your hard drive, I did that with Gillian Anderson pics.

Don't judge me. This is a safe space.

Since I never delete anything (why bother, hard drives just double in size every couple years), here you go. I swear I had not plumbed this corner of my archives for years but this thread reminded me.

There might be one or two fakes in here, I dunno

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:45

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Don't forget your follow up

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:48

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

damm, Scully could STILL get it. Wou;ld lick that pussay + rear end in a top hat combo until I couldn't taste salt anymore

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:50

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

they are both really attractive id have a three way with xfiles for sure

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:50

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Hector Beerlioz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v_9G-Sv-3Y

Perfect

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:54

Kindjal: Dec 10, 2003; Time to let go. Follow me.

David Duchovny is totally the Kingsford charcoal dude and I will go to my grave believing this

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:58

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

numberoneposter posted:

they are both really attractive id have a three way with xfiles for sure

New fantasy unlocked

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:05

cthulusnewzulubbq: Jan 26, 2009; I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

X-Files is consistently good

Millenium also loving rules because Lance Henrikson

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:09

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Goatse.cx

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:12

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

The Lone Gunmen predicted 9-11

http://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl/pittsburgh-steelers/teamvsteam?opp=22

The steelers have always defeated the jets :tinfoil:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:16

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Kindjal posted:

David Duchovny is totally the Kingsford charcoal dude and I will go to my grave believing this

holy poo poo :stwoon:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:38

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Kindjal posted:

David Duchovny is totally the Kingsford charcoal dude and I will go to my grave believing this

I want to believe

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:41

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

I just watched an episode today. Its nowhere near as thrilling as it used to be

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:45

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

vodkat posted:

New fantasy unlocked

so im like this secret service guy who is on special detail protecting agent scully and she is like, oh you are off the clock how about some wine? and i politely refuse but then she asks again oh what about bourbon? and i never turn down a good bourbon. so she is drinking wine and im getting toasted off bourbon when agent mulder comes in the room and hes like, oh what happened to your hand? and im like well i cut my hand because scully dropped a wine glass and i was cleaning it up. and hes like oh well i better change the dressing and he does and then we all give each other sexy eyes and then its sexy time.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:48