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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Krinkle posted:

He was upset before he saw the lady boner. He regrets his proposal as he fears commitment. He's too in his own head thinking about the loss of his freedom to even notice the lady boner. The lady boner is unnecessary to the comic.

When a tex avery wolf's eyes balloon out of his skull to watch the rotoscoped dancer on stage, we understand this is cartoon short hand to indicate his interest in the woman and her gams. When a cartoon woman grows a boner for no reason is this not also short hand? The boner is not literal. The man contemplates the tex avery boner and the awooga sound effect it no doubt produces in the middle of the restaurant and the ridiculousness of his world.

Every time I see this I feel like it goes deeper than the surface reading.

He's seeing it in Panel 4, it's just off panel. Then it pans out we see the punchline. You may be overthinking it a tad

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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
He's suddenly regretting proposing to a woman rude and uncouth enough to let her raging erection show through her skirt. It's one of those things that's happened to all of us, right? :shrug:

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Janet, this is a fancy restaurant, and you've been watching porn on your phone all evening and you didn't even attempt to strap it down. I was going to give you this ring but now I'm not so sure.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
Has anyone read Cartoon Machine? There are some pretty funny ones. A few of them are quite Toronto or Edmonton centric.



:nws: because one panel has cartoon penis in it





paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

I understood two out of five of those comics. I guess it could be worse.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Those comics have me confused and angry like a grampa that gets lost in time, or whatever the gently caress that is about.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

paradoxGentleman posted:

I understood two out of five of those comics. I guess it could be worse.

Yeah, he has a few characters he uses, there aren't really progressing storylines but I guess it helps to know what the characters are about in order to find it amusing. I think it's worthwhile to check it out from the beginning.

I just thought the thread could use something new V:downs:V

computer angel has a new favorite as of 14:28 on Apr 4, 2015

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Cosima I'll take the comics I don't get over three pages of memes any day of the week, and give you change on top of that.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

paradoxGentleman posted:

Cosima I'll take the comics I don't get over three pages of memes any day of the week, and give you change on top of that.

If it's a comic you don't get, try this NSFW cartoon here. It's in a collection of bad taste comics I've got, but I've yet to hear a decent explanation of what the gently caress it's getting at.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Gromit posted:

If it's a comic you don't get, try this NSFW cartoon here. It's in a collection of bad taste comics I've got, but I've yet to hear a decent explanation of what the gently caress it's getting at.
It's about Foreverial Tied-Up Jane, fully chocolatized and loving it.

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


FactsAreUseless posted:

It's about Foreverial Tied-Up Jane, fully chocolatized and loving it.

:golfclap:

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard


David Pratt
Apr 21, 2001
Cartoon Machine is amazing.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Paladinus posted:

Cow tools.


davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
One of my favorites.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

This might be the first time that achewood makes me laugh.

Dethanc
May 22, 2005

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Marc Maron with kids

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now


The second to last panel would make a good avatar with a bit of tinkering.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Paladinus posted:

Cow tools.



Oh my god, it's a goon trap.

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

darkwasthenight posted:

Oh my god, it's a goon trap.



Now it's a goon trap trifecta.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
Hmmm can you work in Achewood somehow?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

larchesdanrew posted:



Now it's a goon trap trifecta.

No, there isn't a ring.

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

SaltyJesus posted:

Hmmm can you work in Achewood somehow?

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

SaltyJesus posted:

Hmmm can you work in Achewood somehow?

I don't feel good about this.




ToxicSlurpee posted:

No, there isn't a ring.

There actually is one on Lilah, but I made it more pronounced, just for you! :)

Edit: poo poo! Goddamn it that's way better! :mad:

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.


Let's just get this one out of the way

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
If we're doing this, might as well go whole hog:

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

can you also replace lilah's hands with dominic deegan's rape jazzhands

that's another perennial favorite of the bad webcomics thread

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

DrBouvenstein posted:

If we're doing this, might as well go whole hog:


It'll be better without words in the last panel.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

SaltyJesus posted:

can you also replace lilah's hands with dominic deegan's rape jazzhands

that's another perennial favorite of the bad webcomics thread

I've never seen that before but jesus christ thats awful.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
also xkcd, can't leave that out

prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
dickwolves pls

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

prezbuluskey posted:

dickwolves pls

Look, dont make this awkward.

doug fuckey
Jun 7, 2007

hella greenbacks
this is one of the best single achewoods

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

DrBouvenstein posted:

If we're doing this, might as well go whole hog:


The anticipation for the dickbutt to pop up is the best but this one is well worth the wait

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Spoeank posted:

The anticipation for the dickbutt to pop up is the best but this one is well worth the wait

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Would be better without the last panel.

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