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You are a christian girl and you just have not found the right guy. The youthgroup is full of knuckleheads and the public school is filled with sinners...whats a girl gotta do? It is BOYFRIEND BEAR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvvLxQbvkGM  quote:It is helpful to have a visual reminder of your commitment to purity. That’s what your stuffed Boyfriend Bear is for. Not only is he cuddly and huggable, he is also that visible symbol of your heart’s commitment to God. He even has a secret pocket where you can tuck away a Purity Pledge, lists and a letter. 3 Steps to having a boyfriend bear! quote:
quote:We can’t wait to give our Boyfriend Bears to our husbands on our wedding day and read these special letters with him. You are about to have sex for the first time and she says "close your eyes" She gives you the boyfriend bear What do you say?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
"That rear end is mine tonight babe!"
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Feb 15, 2015 23:48
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was expecting bears as in hot burly men disappointed as gently caress
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Feb 15, 2015 23:48
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man that thing gonna be crusty as gently caress with pussy stank
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Feb 15, 2015 23:48
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Where is the bear's secret pocket? And how long until someone straps a dildo onto one?
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Feb 15, 2015 23:51
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A couple questions: How could I give myself to a bear when I've already pledged myself to my father, until such time as he gives me away to my future husband? Can't I just invite my father over on my wedding night to explain to my new husband all the trials and tribulations I've endured to maintain my purity for him(vague pronoun intended)? Rather than read letters I wrote to a bear while my husband's precum stains through every single goddamn sheet on the bed? Edit: Purity ring, purity bear, purity Magic: the Gathering playing card, purity ball, purity curriculum based on the organization behind the purity bear website. How pure does my chaste vag have to be before it is acceptably pure enough so I can just study math for a night? Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Feb 15, 2015 |
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Feb 15, 2015 23:52
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huuh, virginal christian single... let's see either you go to a church with an odd number of people and you're very sectarian or you're fat because everyone gets married before they're 20 for that guilt free sex before they realize the mistake they've made
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Feb 15, 2015 23:55
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shake that bear
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Feb 15, 2015 23:57
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Women who open their pu$$y before marriage are low class 
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Feb 15, 2015 23:58
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unassertive boy 99 posted:Women who open their pu$$y before marriage are low class this but unironically
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Feb 16, 2015 00:05
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Things that are okay to keep in your Bear's Purity Pocket: 1. Purity pledges 2. Letter to future perfect husband 3. anal lube
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Feb 16, 2015 00:05
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I am the typical male. I want a woman to possess and release my body fluids in. I hope she can't escape, I hope she has no rights at all. Men are the victims of sexism too.
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unassertive boy 99 posted:I am the typical male. I want a woman to possess and release my body fluids in. I hope she can't escape, I hope she has no rights at all. Men are the victims of sexism too. this but unironically
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Feb 16, 2015 00:15
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Stoic Commie posted:shake that bear
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Feb 16, 2015 00:16
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do they gently caress the bear or what I'm confused here
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Feb 16, 2015 00:19
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Cowman posted:do they gently caress the bear or what I'm confused here yes
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Feb 16, 2015 00:21
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new hubby can't compete with boyfriend bear
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Feb 16, 2015 00:25
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:secret pocket where you can tuck away a Purity Pledge normal boyfriends also have this
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Feb 16, 2015 00:27
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thank god for fundamentalist christians creating a plentiful supply of cockhungry college girls.
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Feb 16, 2015 00:29
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this was not at all what I expected from the thread title
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Feb 16, 2015 00:32
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Anyone who uses the word ' cockhungry' must be so creepy looking
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Feb 16, 2015 00:32
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I would like to order 1 (one) bear please
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Feb 16, 2015 00:33
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Because im a virgin
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Feb 16, 2015 00:33
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Real Dolls should change their product name to Incel Bears
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Feb 16, 2015 00:35
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unassertive boy 99 posted:Anyone who uses the word ' cockhungry' must be so creepy looking anime av and chinese scribble in gangtag whats your guess
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Feb 16, 2015 00:35
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=^.^=
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Feb 16, 2015 00:37
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Stoic Commie posted:shake that bear came here to post this
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Feb 16, 2015 00:40
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Lets get down to brass tacks and see that bear's dong.
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Feb 16, 2015 00:42
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i already havre a boyfriend bear
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Feb 16, 2015 00:42
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So does the bear vibrate or what?
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Feb 16, 2015 00:43
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im the masc on the right, obv
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Feb 16, 2015 00:43
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on the wedding night are you supposed to gently caress the bear first or the bride? important question.
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Feb 16, 2015 00:44
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I've seen this movie. Pretty cool imo. Lady really loves her bear
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Feb 16, 2015 00:45
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Keep those hymens in tact ladies. Smash this vibrating muff pillow into your sacred crotch.
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Feb 16, 2015 00:47
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Oberleutnant posted:I would like to order 1 (one) bear please Do they come in grey?
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Feb 16, 2015 01:01
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That bear hosed your bitch.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:03
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Oberleutnant posted:man that thing gonna be crusty as gently caress with pussy stank everything to do with it
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Feb 16, 2015 01:24
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ilikedirt posted:i already havre a boyfriend bear same 
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Feb 16, 2015 01:30
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ill be ur boyfriend bear if you know what I mean lemee smash tho
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:What do you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBd8-cH0Un4
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