Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

thathonkey posted:

can you translate what the significance of this statement is for those of us who don't speak your hosed up new yorkian language

In case you're serious, supermarket has

10 different kinds of these imported sardines in a tin:



But 0 kinds of these spice packets for making a marinade for a steak:



What the gently caress kind of stupidmarket carries so many kinds of sardines, but nothing for cooking a steak? :psyduck:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
hey bada bing bada boom cock sucka

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

That's New Yawk ingenuity right there, I tells ya!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

thats cool actuall +1 nyc and i dont even like pitbulls

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"Hi, I'm Lena Dunham"

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


*constantly talks about how everything is better in new york*

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.

the finest endorsement I've ever seen for bufflao, I hope mr. lynch has a long a sotried career in the the nickel city

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Croc Monster posted:

That's New Yawk ingenuity right there, I tells ya!

you never hear the phrase in the US "southern ingenuity"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

etalian posted:

you never hear the phrase in the US "southern ingenuity"

Have you never seen/eaten a deep fried Oreo?

I balked at first but it was absolutely delicious.

Pyramid Scheme
May 21, 2007

*gets lovely when new comers aren't either in love/hate with New York*

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Oh!

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

etalian posted:

you never hear the phrase in the US "southern ingenuity"

indeed you do not :haw: :banjo:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
*can only name 29 states*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I've never seen anyone get in trouble for eating and drinking on the metro, but I've heard of it happening.

Also, my friend from Jersey thought those posters were hilarious.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've never seen anyone get in trouble for eating and drinking on the metro, but I've heard of it happening.

Also, my friend from Jersey thought those posters were hilarious.

It was ad campaign by the DC metro:
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/dc-metro-rats-out-new-york-city-subway-16212

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I know, I work in DC. That was an IRL post not an ITT post.

Still see rats at L'Enfant and Gallery Place a bunch, tho.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Still see rats at L'Enfant and Gallery Place a bunch, tho.

That's not a nice thing to call government employees.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*isn't really from New Yrok*
*was tricked into moving here by his company because $100,000 a year is a kings ransom in the lovely southern state I'm from*
*wife and myself are miserable because everyone is an rear end in a top hat, never see each other anymore due to working on opposite sides of the city*
*has only eaten at selective Happy Hour's around the apartment since moving because cannot afford food when rent is $4500*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I know, I work in DC. That was an IRL post not an ITT post.

Still see rats at L'Enfant and Gallery Place a bunch, tho.

lmao:
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/26/trash-talking-from-the-dc-metro/?st=cse&sq=subway+rat+poster&scp=1

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

That's not a nice thing to call government employees.

It's been a dream of mine to become a government employee. Hard to fire and work stops at 5 sharp.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
"Due to an incident, southbound trains are halted at 42nd Street. Thank you for your patience"

STONE OF MADNESS
Dec 28, 2012

PVTREFACTIO
hi thread just stopping by to say I was born in NY and John Malkovich touched me on the head when I was a toddler and said 'wow what a beautiful kid'.

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Zeroisanumber posted:

"Due to an incident, southbound trains are halted at 42nd Street. Thank you for your patience"

TRIGGER WARNING :argh:

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
*pays homeless heroin addicts $10 to let me suck their dicks behind a dumpster*

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

*is willing to put up with the majority of restaurants being cash only in 2015*

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's been a dream of mine to become a government employee. Hard to fire and work stops at 5 sharp.

it really is the greatest thing ever. guaranteed pay rise every year and no customers. people only deal with you because they absolutely have to :toot:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Slugnoid posted:

it really is the greatest thing ever. guaranteed pay rise every year and no customers. people only deal with you because they absolutely have to :toot:

also one of the few jobs left that have pension plans.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
*has no idea about nature or the environment outside of the city, wants to enforce wildlife and forestry management policy*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euj4jPqIERg

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Sappo569 posted:

*is a creepy pedophile and writes movies or something*



*stalks mentally ill man online*

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

opus111 posted:

*stalks mentally ill man online*

aww cute

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

iammeandsoareyou posted:

*Is randomly pushed in front of a speeding subway train by a mentally ill homeless man*

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

i remember when people were really loving mad about this photo. i thought it was a cool photo tbh.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
fasta pazool

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
mom mia, my meatball

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

etalian posted:

college triangle in NC is pretty decent, mainly because 3 universities and lots of transplants helps thin out the local redneck supply.

except the new yorkers are even more racist than the rednecks

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

"Hi, I'm Lena Dunham"

:yikes:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

"Hi, I'm Lena Dunham"

  • Locked thread