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thathonkey posted:*cant comprehend basic traffic rules and signage*
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:46 |
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Khorne posted:Driving in NYC was easy as poo poo. I don't get why it's so hyped up. Just don't expect to park anywhere and the driving part is simple. same reason as anything in NYC gets hyped up -- people from that area think everything they do is exceptional or different even though it's all seen in any metro city
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:46 |
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Baba Booey!
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:48 |
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pays way too much for subpar marijuana
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:50 |
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Bonzo posted:Baba Booey! Host: Caller, you're on the air. Caller: Thanks so much for taking my call. You know we're talking about the GOP-controlled Congress but if we looked at the voting record for when the Democrats had a supermajority you'd find that there are some striking similarities especially when you consider the smell emanating from Howard Stern's balls. Host: Whoop...Thanks very much caller, oh jeez sorry folks, one of those was bound to slip through.
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Bonzo posted:Baba Booey! Back in 1997, My brother used to work in a medical building right across the street from Howard Stern's studio. They were looking for random people for them to pick a song and sing it. My brother was one of those three people, he randomly picked a tape, brought it to the studio , but he didn't know the lyrics since he randomly selected the tape. Howard actually thought my brother was retarded because of this difficulty in singing the lyrics. My brother did ended up winning two tickets to San Francisco, but the airliner went out of business by then. Howard lives up to the name of a cheap jew. quote:"Headphone Karaoke Contest. 11/11/1997. 7:30am http://www.marksfriggin.com/news96_97/nov-97.htm
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Khorne posted:Driving in NYC was easy as poo poo. I don't get why it's so hyped up. Just don't expect to park anywhere and the driving part is simple. Probably because it uses the traditional grid layout instead of whacky street plans found in other cities like SF or DC.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:12 |
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It is both a cultural center and an enormous rat infested garbage dump full of assholes
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Khorne posted:Driving in NYC was easy as poo poo. I don't get why it's so hyped up. Just don't expect to park anywhere and the driving part is simple. If you don't need to park it's great. Cars are really useful in NYC if you're driving straight through to some other place that does have parking. Got it. Sounds ideal.
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Monkey Fracas posted:It is both a cultural center and an enormous rat infested garbage dump full of assholes there's a good reason why rich people flee the city in the summer.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:18 |
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*infiltrates south FL and won't shut up about how great new york is*
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:20 |
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Of the various vacations I've been on, New York City was my favvy fav. Though it did smell like hot asphalt and garbage.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:22 |
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gannyGrabber posted:favvy fav Are you 5 That reminds me though. I grew up in the same building that Flava Flav lived in in the 90s. He'd always wear white fluffy coats and other pimp poo poo and say "Hey cutie!" When I walked by from ages 4-6 and having no idea who the gently caress he was, I was like STRANGER DANGER I wonder if I messaged him now if he'd remember me
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:29 |
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Frosted Flake posted:"I remember New York before Giuliani came in and cleaned it up. It had character ." This New York was an actually good cool city and that anyone tries to claim turning all the strip clubs off Times Square into Starbucks was an improvement is all the proof I need that mankind is being overrun by lizard people
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:This New York was an actually good cool city and that anyone tries to claim turning all the strip clubs off Times Square into Starbucks was an improvement is all the proof I need that mankind is being overrun by lizard people If they want a taste of "old 42nd Street" tourists need to go past 8th and 9th Avenue by the Port Authority bus terminal. At 2 in the morning. With their wallets showing
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:34 |
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*insists on haggling for every loving thing*
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:39 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:This New York was an actually good cool city and that anyone tries to claim turning all the strip clubs off Times Square into Starbucks was an improvement is all the proof I need that mankind is being overrun by lizard people It wouldn't be a New York thread without someone saying "No, you see, New York was so much better when it was even MORE of a filthy, crime-ridden shithole!" If New York turned back into 1970s New York tomorrow, 99% of the people who think this way would barricade themselves inside their $8000 a month walk-in closets and pray for a quick death.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:This New York was an actually good cool city and that anyone tries to claim turning all the strip clubs off Times Square into Starbucks was an improvement is all the proof I need that mankind is being overrun by lizard people Movies like the Taxi Driver, Warriors or Death Wish are really neat since they capture the pre-banker apocalyptic feel of the city really well. It was basically closer to the Purge irl.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:43 |
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thathonkey posted:If you don't need to park it's great. Cars are really useful in NYC if you're driving straight through to some other place that does have parking. Got it. Sounds ideal. I don't like NYC much, I'd avoid living there, but it's fine to visit. I find it pretty draining. Their pizza is the best I've ever had though. It's not just hype. Khorne fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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Sheen Sheen posted:It wouldn't be a New York thread without someone saying "No, you see, New York was so much better when it was even MORE of a filthy, crime-ridden shithole!" Crime only happens in New York so you folks from flyover states like Anacostia will just have to trust me that it's really really scary
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:47 |
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Khorne posted:There's plenty of parking in most of the boroughs. Their pizza is good if you like that thin floppy stuff which is probably my least favorite kind of pizza
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Khorne posted:Their pizza is the best I've ever had though. It's not just hype. lmao, other cities have just as good pizza if not better
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:Their pizza is good if you like that thin floppy stuff which is probably my least favorite kind of pizza etalian posted:lmao, other cities have just as good pizza if not better
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:50 |
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Of course I live in this area of South Florida! But only in the winter times!
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:50 |
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Lets see work on the island and make 50k or do the same job in manhattan and make 200k but accept a 6 hour daily commute welp
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:55 |
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Lets see work on the island and make 50k or do the same job in manhattan and make 200k but accept a 6 hour daily commute Take the $200k job and pay $3k/mo for a studio right across the street imo. 1-minute daily commute.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:05 |
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EB Nulshit posted:Take the $200k job and pay $3k/mo for a studio right across the street imo. 1-minute daily commute. Then you can brag about making $200k while having the same standard of living as someone making $50k anywhere else
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etalian posted:Probably because it uses the traditional grid layout instead of whacky street plans found in other cities like SF or DC. Speaking of which, driving in London is a circle of Hell that Dante somehow failed to describe. Luckily they have the most highly-trained taxi drivers in the world (to get a cab driver's license in London you have to know every single goddamn street and every landmark and they test you on it thoroughly), so you don't actually have to drive there unless you're a masochist or a local (but I repeat myself).
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VokYv274fVM
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:11 |
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Khorne posted:There's plenty of parking in most of the boroughs. I mean if you are going somewhere just know where you are going to park before going there. There's no need to drive once you are in the city. you're right that does sound really convenient
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:16 |
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Lets see work on the island and make 50k or do the same job in manhattan and make 200k but accept a 6 hour daily commute It pretty the crazy the commute people do just have a white people single family house with picket fence. A hour or two on the diesel commuter train, then having to transfer over to the subway system.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:18 |
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poop on the streets,
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:19 |
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*pours a glass of *everything is truly better in NY. no wonder our pizza and bagels are so exceptional.*
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whoaoohh dat bagel is HUGE
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:24 |
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thathonkey posted:you're right that does sound really convenient Yup park curbside in the right neighborhood and wake up to find the best parts of your car taken off/stolen from the inside. Easy driving lemme tell ya Or you could always spend $30 a day for the privilege to park in the only slightly more secure lots scattered around the area
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:24 |
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Stand clear of the closing doors, please!
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Cuckoo posted:Then you can brag about making $200k while having the same standard of living as someone making $50k anywhere else haha nope someone making $50k somewhere else can afford better than a lovely studio that doesnt even have central ac
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:24 |
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Monsters attack and try to destroy NYC since they got tired about hearing how it's the best city in the world. (Loki did nothing wrong)
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etalian posted:Movies like the Taxi Driver, Warriors or Death Wish are really neat since they capture the pre-banker apocalyptic feel of the city really well. The Warriors is actually a documentary about trying to take the NQR trains after 11 pm.
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