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Pizza in other cities will never be good as NYC!
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Feb 16, 2015 04:28
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lol
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Feb 16, 2015 04:30
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I'm going to be on broadway a few years from now, just bussing tables as a transition job
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Feb 16, 2015 04:33
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:New York is where boring people move to pretend like they are interesting. New York where Midwest dreams go to die
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Feb 16, 2015 04:58
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Croc Monster posted:Fake New Yorker detected. Our subway locomotives are too old and janky to speed. They just kinda screech-and-chug along. MTA union maintenance men get paid $150/hour to suck each other's dicks, not actually repair things. DC Metro is better at killing people IMO
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Feb 16, 2015 05:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8x1pPd1SgM
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Feb 16, 2015 05:03
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*Best city in the world has almost no real grocery stores*
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Feb 16, 2015 05:07
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Yeah Im going to retire somewhere in the south maybe north carolina or tennessee or florida college triangle in NC is pretty decent, mainly because 3 universities and lots of transplants helps thin out the local redneck supply.
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Feb 16, 2015 05:38
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Croc Monster posted:They're small, cramped, dingy, careworn, and given the chance, the checkout clerks would murder you in the underclass uprising in a heartbeat. Shopping in a grocery store in Manhattan is soul-crushing. Unless you go to one of the gourmet food markets. Those are fine, but everything will cost you 3x what it should and there's about 1/10th the selection of what you can get in a real supermarket in a flyover state. you can tell everything about the neighborhood just from what stuff the local bodegas stock.
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Feb 16, 2015 05:42
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*dies a little after each electric sewer ride*
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Feb 16, 2015 05:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESE4cv6LTcc
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Feb 16, 2015 06:07
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Feb 16, 2015 06:16
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Chrispurple posted:If anyone has ever heard New York and thought of Buffalo before NYC then they deserve some kind of humanitarian award. Excuse me while I try to drown myself in Lake Erie without sucking in too much toxic sludge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2uN28EJRlA
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Feb 16, 2015 06:30
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Feb 16, 2015 06:32
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Croc Monster posted:That's New Yawk ingenuity right there, I tells ya! you never hear the phrase in the US "southern ingenuity"
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Feb 16, 2015 06:37
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Feb 16, 2015 06:42
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I've never seen anyone get in trouble for eating and drinking on the metro, but I've heard of it happening. It was ad campaign by the DC metro: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/dc-metro-rats-out-new-york-city-subway-16212
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Feb 16, 2015 06:49
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I know, I work in DC. That was an IRL post not an ITT post. lmao: http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/26/trash-talking-from-the-dc-metro/?st=cse&sq=subway+rat+poster&scp=1
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Feb 16, 2015 06:59
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Slugnoid posted:it really is the greatest thing ever. guaranteed pay rise every year and no customers. people only deal with you because they absolutely have to also one of the few jobs left that have pension plans.
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Feb 16, 2015 07:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euj4jPqIERg
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Feb 16, 2015 07:52
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Hingehead posted:Saw a dude also bring in a giant gently caress off bird cage which naturally was occupied with birds onto the bus, blocking off the aisle. lol
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Feb 16, 2015 17:02
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Wut up young blood, time for your daily Terry search. Mmm what's this that purple urkel, daddy's getting a bonus this week. The streets are safe again. To the NYPD searching black people is just like unlocking Xbox achievements
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Feb 16, 2015 17:16
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:snowed 4 inches here? better make a megathread *Living in places which have good weather make you soft!*
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Feb 16, 2015 17:20
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:*avoids eye contact with other human beings* 
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Feb 16, 2015 17:41
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Feb 16, 2015 17:50
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Khorne posted:Driving in NYC was easy as poo poo. I don't get why it's so hyped up. Just don't expect to park anywhere and the driving part is simple. Probably because it uses the traditional grid layout instead of whacky street plans found in other cities like SF or DC.
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Feb 16, 2015 19:12
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Monkey Fracas posted:It is both a cultural center and an enormous rat infested garbage dump full of assholes there's a good reason why rich people flee the city in the summer.
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Feb 16, 2015 19:18
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:This New York was an actually good cool city and that anyone tries to claim turning all the strip clubs off Times Square into Starbucks was an improvement is all the proof I need that mankind is being overrun by lizard people Movies like the Taxi Driver, Warriors or Death Wish are really neat since they capture the pre-banker apocalyptic feel of the city really well. It was basically closer to the Purge irl.
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Feb 16, 2015 19:43
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Khorne posted:Their pizza is the best I've ever had though. It's not just hype. lmao, other cities have just as good pizza if not better
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Feb 16, 2015 19:50
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Lets see work on the island and make 50k or do the same job in manhattan and make 200k but accept a 6 hour daily commute It pretty the crazy the commute people do just have a white people single family house with picket fence. A hour or two on the diesel commuter train, then having to transfer over to the subway system.
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Feb 16, 2015 20:18
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Feb 16, 2015 20:23
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Monsters attack and try to destroy NYC since they got tired about hearing how it's the best city in the world. (Loki did nothing wrong)
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Feb 16, 2015 20:24
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Ugly In The Morning posted:The Warriors is actually a documentary about trying to take the NQR trains after 11 pm. it also owns since it was just a modern retelling of Anabasis etalian fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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Feb 16, 2015 20:28
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Cuckoo posted:You're right that was being generous uhhh $25k uhh basically having to pay top dollar for a ancient horrible apartment. (at least it's in a historic building!)
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Feb 16, 2015 20:35
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The Lovecraft story New Yorker can relate to best is Rats in the Walls.
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Feb 16, 2015 20:44
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You could make a brick oven pizza with all the ingredients imported straight from Italy and new yorkers would whine about not being good like their pizza.
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Feb 17, 2015 00:10
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Gazpacho posted:"who needs the rest of the country anyway?" NYC is basically that annoying capital city from the hunger games, which only survives since it siphons off resources and people from the rest of the country.
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Feb 17, 2015 00:15
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Feb 17, 2015 02:15
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thathonkey posted:Lmao city has rats, garbage, nasty rear end weather, overpriced housing and goons.
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Feb 17, 2015 02:20
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Gaunab posted:ha good one man. that's exactly what someone from new yrok would say flyover states 
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Feb 17, 2015 02:54
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