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limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Amy is hot, but she's definitely 1 bad week and 10 pounds away from having a full blown Miss Piggy face/body.

Lena... Like I'd rather look at a morbidly obese woman than her. Her skin just looks like she consists on a diet of donuts and cake. It's just washed out and pale and nasty like it hasn't had a micronutrient in decades. Not to mention it just gets randomly much fatter in certain places. Girl needs to realize that "female empowerment" doesn't mean not taking care of yourself at all.

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Nov 7, 2005

lenadunham_eggcurryfarts.flac

naem
May 29, 2011

wouldn't

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Blonde and white...way to diverge from the status quo, Hollywood

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

PyPy posted:

Blonde and white...way to diverge from the status quo, Hollywood

she's also down to earth like Jennifer Lawrence

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Cuckoo posted:


I could just see her 40 lbs. heavier with 5 kids behind her at a Wal-Mart. She just has that round faced buck-toothed redneck thing going on

why is this a bad thing?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

redshirt posted:

So I'm gonna cross some lines here, folks. You ready?

The girl above? She's beautiful, like in an awesome way.

And yet you might be put together enough to marry her. Maybe.

What do you think? I'd think it unlikely...

Most of you, however, can't even consider her - you're too ugly.

im black

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

spacemang_spliff posted:

why is this a bad thing?

rednecks and their ilk are scum hth

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Between her and Kate Upton, looks like the Miss Piggy look is IN.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


amy schumer is really funny

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

mango sentinel posted:

It's always weird seeing her puffy face and then that tiny body.


Lampanelli is thin now.


Would.
Would also fat Lampanelli.

Seems fun in bed and has a filthy mouth.

moose face posted:

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Trojan.exe posted:

Between her and Kate Upton, looks like the Miss Piggy look is IN.

I just hope she never finds a M60

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Trojan.exe posted:

Between her and Kate Upton, looks like the Miss Piggy look is IN.

the lady who married the british royal guy? i thought she was really pretty. did she not lose the baby weight or something?

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

Gatekeeper posted:

the lady who married the british royal guy? i thought she was really pretty. did she not lose the baby weight or something?

You're thinking of Kate Middleton.


This is Kate Upton:

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
She's probably only a 6 by normal standards (guess it's good thats her dress size so I don't have to remember two numbers), but in terms of female comics she's a god drat 9 lol (Silverman can't be the only one forever, bitch is 50). When you look into her kind of weird/baggy eyes you can see the years of sexual misadventures and body dysphoria it took to come up with all those funny and sad jokes. She IS a comic after all so she definitely hates herself and is probably a likely suicide candidate. If you read about her feminist stuff too she made a big push about how she didn't like being a slam whale and being used in college and thats what gave her self respect to be a funny broad. She's probably great - a real catch, that face and them eyes thou. It wouldn't take much for that 6 to become a 3, stay strong new sexy hollywood lady.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

its true. she owns

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
she isn't all that funny, but tbf no one really is except norm macdonald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dafy2r2pPmk

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Dave Concepcion posted:

she isn't all that funny, but tbf no one really is except norm macdonald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dafy2r2pPmk

are you like 50 or something? or just boring as gently caress irl and think this is funny?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

PureEvil6_13 posted:

She's like the girl who was plain as gently caress in high school but then she got hot later on and you're like "dang I should have tried to date her" like you even had a chance back then.

"She's the Duff"

"The what"

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Holy poo poo snacks! Pam Poovey let her hair down.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Holy poo poo snacks!

lmbo

E: pfft, liked it more preedit

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Vorik posted:

are you like 50 or something? or just boring as gently caress irl and think this is funny?

if you don't like norm i don't know what to say to you except that im really sorry about your broken brain

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

U like it
actually I'd gently caress the poo poo out of her

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Kommienzuspadt posted:

actually I'd gently caress the poo poo out of her

and she in a very forced and labored way, trying to stay in character, would say something like "hey pencil dick, make sure you cum before the game starts. and bring me a beer and a cigar will yuh!"

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
She's nowhere near as hot as Ariana Grande or Selena Gomez.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

BigBoss posted:

Selena Gomez.

trap sprung

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

BigBoss posted:

She's nowhere near as hot as Ariana Grande or Selena Gomez.

are these the two children looking celebrities

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

1gnoirents posted:

are these the two children looking celebrities

Yes

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

1gnoirents posted:

are these the two children looking celebrities

Nothing makes GBS angrier than declaring you think they're hot.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

who was that Chinese comedian who was real popular in the 2005ish years? my friend said her routine always made him take a poo poo

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Nonsense posted:

who was that Chinese comedian who was real popular in the 2005ish years? my friend said her routine always made him take a poo poo

Poo Mao?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Nonsense posted:

who was that Chinese comedian who was real popular in the 2005ish years? my friend said her routine always made him take a poo poo

Margaret Cho?

:getout:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

psyopmonkey posted:

Margaret Cho?

:getout:

if she had a tv show it was probably her

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Nonsense posted:

if she had a tv show it was probably her

Oh you meant Miss Swan.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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dont look at me swan

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fetus Tree posted:

dont look at me swan

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I remember years ago when Natalie Cassidy was fatter the UK newspapers were trying to push her as a kinda sex symbol.

Just found out she's lost a shitload of weight and is now just a normal looking chav. Good for you, girl!

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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yeah i definitely know who that is and what a normal looking chav girl looks like

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Cindy Crawford

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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legit wouldnt.

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