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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



free range homo babies

organically sourced ethically collected (already shed) llama hair sold as craft dental floss

brita water filters that are just tied up burlap bags filled with ashes from a bonfire at burning man

triple rinsed repurposed condoms stitched together and sold as leggings

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Not tested on animals thread gassing

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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how can you be sure the babies are homos

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
organic veggies grown in oxygen-rich environments
the oxygen permeates the whole plant, you can really taste all the oxygen
oxygen!

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Distilling your own locally sourced napalm

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



A misanthrope posted:

how can you be sure the babies are homos

raise them on a rich diet of dharma and greg and will and grace

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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social vegan posted:

raise them on a rich diet of dharma and greg and will and grace

ok thnk you i was trying to figure out how to raise my own gay babis this will help

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Painting a mural on a car then crashing it into a Wal-Mart

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
organic veggies grown in oxygen-free environments and watered with antioxidants
you can taste the plants sucking the oxidant precursors out of your blood with every bite
gently caress oxygen!

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Artisan prank phone calls

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
organic free-range tofu
tastes a lot better when you let them roam free

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
Artisinal cakefarts

A magazine to help people brag about bands that literally no one had ever heard of, because they haven't actually formed yet. Basically a chatlog of people saying "we should start a band! The stuff we play would be like imagine dragons but way cooler"

An iPhone app that tracks how many times you've sent a message that included the word iPhone, app is called smggr

An app that sends you really pretentious summaries of basic tv, for talking with your lower class co-workers

An app that tells you which music, tv shows, documentaries, apps, and movies that it's okay for people to like. Changes based on the latest thing the director or creator is quoted as saying so you can make sure to only like things made by people you agree with. The paid version tells you which ones to like but only ironically


An app that lets you do a complete no-talent job from your phone, like lead singer of Mumford and sons


An app that tells you something every day that other people don't know, like a word definition or something. Lets you recognize the other people in line at Starbucks who are as cool as you cause they snickered when you called someone a foppish courtesan


An app called cool.ppl that all it does is tell you who close to you is running the app, that way you know who the cool people are and you can exchange knowing glances

An app that tells you where to buy one of those retarded-looking overly large stocking hats closest to where you are, in case you're at the beach in july and lost your wool hipster identifier even though let's face it the drat thing may as well be glued to your head. Version 2.0 includes skinny jeans, lumberjack shirts, and some kind of ugly shoes made out of natural material

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Uncle Enzo posted:

An app that sends you really pretentious summaries of basic tv, for talking with your lower class co-workers

i actually need this irl

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

murder-suicide

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Filling a homemade clay vase with caramel then throwing it off the roof of a depression era palace movie theater

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Human breast milk cheese made with free range fair trade south american woman milk. Certified organnic

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



A misanthrope posted:

ok thnk you i was trying to figure out how to raise my own gay babis this will help

alternatively, buy them accounts

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Making little figurines of your s/o or (partner) out of hair of theirs you find in the shower drain which you can adorn with little pieces of their old clothes or alternatively later eat

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Nailing a bunch of garbage to your living room wall

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
craft mead

craft sour beer

artisinal velcro shoes

roller blades

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Smokibg DMT and rutting around in the mud and smearing yourself with mashed up root vegetables taking selfies

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



smaller, gayer ukuleles

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

moose face posted:

Smokibg DMT and rutting around in the mud and smearing yourself with mashed up root vegetables taking selfies

i did that before it was cool :argh:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Freezing bees and then tying string around them so when they reanimate you can fly the bees but you are dressed like a bee also

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



moose face posted:

Freezing bees and then tying string around them so when they reanimate you can fly the bees but you are dressed like a bee also

this but children wearing flower crowns

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Arian_Samurai posted:

"Nailing a bunch of organic, free-range penises to my living room wall" -- hipster jeffrey dahmer

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

social vegan posted:

this but children wearing flower crowns

~my little nymphs~

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

How much power does this generate

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

bicycle made entirely of kale

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


shitposting using only locally sourced non-gmo organic irony

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo :nws:

Vaginal knitting. "When I'm menstruating it makes the knitting a lot harder as the wool is wet". drat gurl.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Mr. Pumroy posted:

murder-suicide

oh, uh... organic free-range artisnal murder-suicide

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

super macho dude posted:

shitposting using only locally sourced non-gmo organic irony

shitposts as fertilizer for irony
circle of life level poo poo right there

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Mr. Pumroy posted:

oh, uh... organic free-range artisnal murder-suicide

rebranded as murdercide to appeal to the kids

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax

Mr. Popo posted:

Not tested on animals thread gassing

new trend: threadshits that actually take effort or a sense of humor beyond "lmao :gas: "

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Curcumcizing then making denim vest for weiners

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

environmentally conscious pre-used toilet paper

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

spud posted:

:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo :nws:

Vaginal knitting. "When I'm menstruating it makes the knitting a lot harder as the wool is wet". drat gurl.

the more a craft involves genitalia in a nonsexual context the arty it is

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Underwear made out of human pubic hair which is natural because that's what its for anyways just better and more now

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