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free range homo babies organically sourced ethically collected (already shed) llama hair sold as craft dental floss brita water filters that are just tied up burlap bags filled with ashes from a bonfire at burning man triple rinsed repurposed condoms stitched together and sold as leggings
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Not tested on animals thread gassing
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:25 |
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how can you be sure the babies are homos
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:28 |
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organic veggies grown in oxygen-rich environments the oxygen permeates the whole plant, you can really taste all the oxygen oxygen!
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:29 |
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Distilling your own locally sourced napalm
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:30 |
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A misanthrope posted:how can you be sure the babies are homos raise them on a rich diet of dharma and greg and will and grace
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:31 |
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social vegan posted:raise them on a rich diet of dharma and greg and will and grace ok thnk you i was trying to figure out how to raise my own gay babis this will help
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:32 |
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Painting a mural on a car then crashing it into a Wal-Mart
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:33 |
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organic veggies grown in oxygen-free environments and watered with antioxidants you can taste the plants sucking the oxidant precursors out of your blood with every bite gently caress oxygen!
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:34 |
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Artisan prank phone calls
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:35 |
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organic free-range tofu tastes a lot better when you let them roam free
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:35 |
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Artisinal cakefarts A magazine to help people brag about bands that literally no one had ever heard of, because they haven't actually formed yet. Basically a chatlog of people saying "we should start a band! The stuff we play would be like imagine dragons but way cooler" An iPhone app that tracks how many times you've sent a message that included the word iPhone, app is called smggr An app that sends you really pretentious summaries of basic tv, for talking with your lower class co-workers An app that tells you which music, tv shows, documentaries, apps, and movies that it's okay for people to like. Changes based on the latest thing the director or creator is quoted as saying so you can make sure to only like things made by people you agree with. The paid version tells you which ones to like but only ironically An app that lets you do a complete no-talent job from your phone, like lead singer of Mumford and sons An app that tells you something every day that other people don't know, like a word definition or something. Lets you recognize the other people in line at Starbucks who are as cool as you cause they snickered when you called someone a foppish courtesan An app called cool.ppl that all it does is tell you who close to you is running the app, that way you know who the cool people are and you can exchange knowing glances An app that tells you where to buy one of those retarded-looking overly large stocking hats closest to where you are, in case you're at the beach in july and lost your wool hipster identifier even though let's face it the drat thing may as well be glued to your head. Version 2.0 includes skinny jeans, lumberjack shirts, and some kind of ugly shoes made out of natural material
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Uncle Enzo posted:An app that sends you really pretentious summaries of basic tv, for talking with your lower class co-workers i actually need this irl
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murder-suicide
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:06 |
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Filling a homemade clay vase with caramel then throwing it off the roof of a depression era palace movie theater
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Human breast milk cheese made with free range fair trade south american woman milk. Certified organnic
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:09 |
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A misanthrope posted:ok thnk you i was trying to figure out how to raise my own gay babis this will help alternatively, buy them accounts
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:10 |
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Making little figurines of your s/o or (partner) out of hair of theirs you find in the shower drain which you can adorn with little pieces of their old clothes or alternatively later eat
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:12 |
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Nailing a bunch of garbage to your living room wall
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craft mead craft sour beer artisinal velcro shoes roller blades
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:14 |
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Smokibg DMT and rutting around in the mud and smearing yourself with mashed up root vegetables taking selfies
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:15 |
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smaller, gayer ukuleles
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moose face posted:Smokibg DMT and rutting around in the mud and smearing yourself with mashed up root vegetables taking selfies i did that before it was cool
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Freezing bees and then tying string around them so when they reanimate you can fly the bees but you are dressed like a bee also
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:17 |
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moose face posted:Freezing bees and then tying string around them so when they reanimate you can fly the bees but you are dressed like a bee also this but children wearing flower crowns
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:20 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:"Nailing a bunch of organic, free-range penises to my living room wall" -- hipster jeffrey dahmer
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:20 |
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social vegan posted:this but children wearing flower crowns ~my little nymphs~
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How much power does this generate
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:24 |
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bicycle made entirely of kale
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:24 |
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shitposting using only locally sourced non-gmo organic irony
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo Vaginal knitting. "When I'm menstruating it makes the knitting a lot harder as the wool is wet". drat gurl.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:murder-suicide oh, uh... organic free-range artisnal murder-suicide
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super macho dude posted:shitposting using only locally sourced non-gmo organic irony shitposts as fertilizer for irony circle of life level poo poo right there
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:42 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:oh, uh... organic free-range artisnal murder-suicide rebranded as murdercide to appeal to the kids
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:42 |
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Mr. Popo posted:Not tested on animals thread gassing new trend: threadshits that actually take effort or a sense of humor beyond "lmao "
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:45 |
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Curcumcizing then making denim vest for weiners
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:46 |
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environmentally conscious pre-used toilet paper
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spud posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo the more a craft involves genitalia in a nonsexual context the arty it is
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Underwear made out of human pubic hair which is natural because that's what its for anyways just better and more now
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