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"Lonely Day" is the dumbest song with the dumbest lyrics. Even back as an angsty teenager who liked System of a Down I thought that song was putrid.bringmyfishback posted:SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME This song is also amazingly bad. I dread shopping around the holidays solely because of this song.
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Rap songs aren't very good. The worst? Maybe. Need to do more research.
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64 this song ownss nominating britney spears - work bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8VYOfr8To its just so loving bad and generic and ugh jesus
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Feb 17, 2015 19:14
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I find all modern music boring and trite. I only listen to to the ancient spiritual music of of a long lost Central American tribe, composed entirely of varying tones of flatulence. Furthermore I will only listen to it as it is INTENDED to be heard, played back from phonographs constructed from pressed banana leaves. Now that you've all heard of it, though, I will need to move onto something less mainstream.
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Feb 17, 2015 19:27
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This is the most ridiculously offensive song I've ever heard. It opens with a sample of a real life pedophile murderer describing his crime... and then the rapping starts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFCGPFmoTHk
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Feb 17, 2015 19:29
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pocket pool posted:I find all modern music boring and trite. Jesus Christ, finally someone with some loving taste.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:43
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One of the worst ever would be that lovely song Will Smith's kid did about whipping her hair back and forth
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Feb 17, 2015 21:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1GpxB0LH8 When you blow your brains outs, be sure to line the shower stall with plastic to make clean up easier on your next of kin.
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Feb 18, 2015 00:10
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The pop mix of Hozier's "Take Me To Church" with the lovely completely out of place electronic drums is hilariously awful.
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Feb 18, 2015 00:20
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http://youtu.be/Yv8EOqVeL_g Don't put it on me. Guuuuuurl
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Feb 18, 2015 00:39
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Not as low-hanging as Brokencyde but I'll name this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs "Yeah, he love this fat rear end, aaaaaahahaha! Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat rear end in the loving club I said, where my fat rear end big bitches in the club? gently caress the skinny bitches! gently caress the skinny bitches in the club! I wanna see all the big fat rear end bitches in the muthafuckin' club gently caress you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh Haha, haha I got a big fat rear end (rear end, rear end, rear end) Come on!!" And I actually quite like this horrible song in a strange way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ K-k-k-kawaii!
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Feb 18, 2015 01:08
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Canada gets a lot of one hit wonder songs that no one else hears and are quickly forgotten. Most of them are pretty boring but these two are special. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5lcnj9rrrU Gonna make you come tonight......over to my house.
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Feb 18, 2015 01:10
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Shooby Taylor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yqib_u5wZI
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Under my umbarella ella ella ella ey ey ey ey
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Feb 18, 2015 05:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg Totally insipid, with all the singy-songy obnoxiousness of a schoolyard chant, and we'll be hearing it in the grocery store until we die. There is no song worse than Bad Day. Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Much as I like Lou Reed, he totally phoned this in, and I can't blame him because Metallica probably wrote the lyrics. I unironically like this album, but I like Metallica fans' reaction to it even more. Hijo Del Helmsley posted:You'll cowards don't even smoke crack If you raised the pitch of the vocals a bit, I would believe this is a Ween song. Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 06:44 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 18, 2015 06:33
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Ryoshi posted:"Lonely Day" is the dumbest song with the dumbest lyrics. Even back as an angsty teenager who liked System of a Down I thought that song was putrid. Ugh same here. Even when I liked them I don't think I ever managed to listen to that song all the way through. Maybe it's a good thing though because that song got me to stop listening to system of a down.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:yall don't know poo poo about poo poo I've never quite understood what Brokencyde were going for. Like for the most part they're a bad white kid crunk-rap band, sure, whatever. Except that one of them loves screamo and hates women, but nobody else in the band seems to notice. It's like he's not even there, like a misogynist emo ghost or something.
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Feb 18, 2015 07:50
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Brokencyde is a class act compared to Blood On The Dance Floor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-tu2qK2IB8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYqxbE67Fk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkofHfh1BIU Bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImTAU2256nU Celery Face has a new favorite as of 08:16 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 18, 2015 07:57
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I'm still on the fence about this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDcBKVKQizg Genuinely the worst song I've ever heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_WiuZNuI6E Plan Z has a new favorite as of 08:14 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 18, 2015 08:02
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Something about the song "I Wanna get Better" by Bleachers creates this insane rage in me. I don't get angry at anything, but if that song comes on the radio I have to change it before I hit something. The lead singer has a super-punchable face, so maybe his music just carries that quality over somehow.
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Feb 18, 2015 08:10
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Probably the worst song of the 90's, but I turn up the radio every time  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo
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Feb 18, 2015 14:50
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Your Sledgehammer posted:Probably the worst song of the 90's, but I turn up the radio every time I dunno, this is pretty awful and also VERY 90s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMabBGydC0
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Feb 18, 2015 15:09
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ZenMaster posted:http://youtu.be/Yv8EOqVeL_g The dog flipped it's hair at the same time as her 
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Feb 18, 2015 15:42
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ZenMaster posted:http://youtu.be/Yv8EOqVeL_g On a similar note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtFNUZQekc
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Tiggum posted:Shooby Taylor Came in here to post Shooby too. I remember when we played a prank on a guy at work, who kept all his mp3s on his pc - I wrote a quick program that replaced every single track - 100s of them - with a Shooby Taylor song, making sure the filenames matched his original collection.
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Feb 18, 2015 18:13
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Ryoshi posted:The pop mix of Hozier's "Take Me To Church" with the lovely completely out of place electronic drums is hilariously awful. It cant be any worse then the awful pretentiously unsubtle original. Your Sledgehammer posted:Probably the worst song of the 90's, but I turn up the radio every time Jesus christ goons...
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Feb 18, 2015 18:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8OV3KHyHFs This is the worst song off the worst album. As background one half of the shitshow is a fairly well known tv actor (from Buffy and whatnot), and also the brother of Murray Head. He should just stick to trying to act or something.
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Sizone posted:new kids on the block - step by step
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Mister Kingdom posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1GpxB0LH8 The only good thing to come out of this "musical sphincterlock" as Al Bundy put it, was the Smothers Brothers "Honey House" skit. Other than that, this song is the absolute worst - from the lyrics to the arrangement...ugh. Thank God it tests horribly and no AM/FM oldies stations have it in regular rotation. And if one does, delete the file from AudioVault before the jock kills himself.
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Feb 19, 2015 03:17
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The worst thing about living in Canada is hearing this loving absolute dog poo poo come on the radio sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ILAdKBicMc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI I think Will.I.Am is trolling the world. Here's one I inexplicably love. I'd think the singer just made it up as she went along but she seems to have a pre-recorded backing track. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu3VMqgx2MQ
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Nurge posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8OV3KHyHFs When it comes to Buffy actors making music, it gets worse. James Marsters, who played the vampire Spike, has a band called Ghost of the Robot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTwcHTwJ0_o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39yOm1RHlGU
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Rollersnake posted:I unironically like this album, but I like Metallica fans' reaction to it even more. I have spent years thinking that nobody else liked this album. I'm so glad to finally find that I'm not alone in liking it.
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Reh Dogg: Genius or lunatic? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY Chuggo is pretty up there too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjh3sjyPF1Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Se-_axCmjE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLlbVW-VA0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JZUbrCsRQs Hopefully these haven't been posted yet, didn't see. Agrinja has a new favorite as of 08:44 on Feb 19, 2015 |
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Rap Metal revival/Metalcore crossover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ6aGkV4BJY
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Feb 19, 2015 22:33
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Avril Lavigne - Knockin' on Heaven's Door https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_5-Kf2CrLc
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I can't believe the weak sauce some of you are bringing to this picnic. There is only one. It is the worst song ever recorded, written, or even conceived. It is insipid, and nonsensical, and infuriatingly bad in ways for which there are no appropriate descriptors. It is: MacArthur Park.Mister Kingdom posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1GpxB0LH8 That song is also very, very bad.
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Centripetal Horse posted:I can't believe the weak sauce some of you are bringing to this picnic. There is only one. It is the worst song ever recorded, written, or even conceived. It is insipid, and nonsensical, and infuriatingly bad in ways for which there are no appropriate descriptors. It is: MacArthur Park. Oh god, gently caress you man. I lasted 90 seconds of that awful poo poo. For being the decade of amazing music out the wazoo the seventies also produced some of the worst abominations in history.
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