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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
edit - Federation


Go to the rugby. They're always an educated crowd.

goatface fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Feb 17, 2015

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Beam down Kirk, Spock, Scott and a redshirt and steal it all.

Kirk to seduce any ladies, Spock to mind scour some guards, Scotty to rig up a transporter transponder, and a red shirt to die when something goes wrong.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Kirk, with Chekov, Uhura and a redshirt.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ask for assurances, if Kirk can argue with God, he can debate contracts with glowy sphere things.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Fight the Troyians

Also, my professional opinion about the Klingons' planet is that they use bribery.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
We should have shot those men, they were clearly jerks.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Andorian, obviously. My antennae demand blood!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Send Kirk, Spock, Uhura and a pair of redshirts. Kirk and Spock can do the old charisma-logic doubleteam, Uhura just deserves some shoreleave.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty sure that we, as Federation heroes, have to flee like cowards in an attempt to escape with our skin and do A.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Kirk, McCoy, Scotty and... 2 redshirts

Spock needs to stay on the bridge and do sensor things at the problem.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A, as long as we get refreshments.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

jng2058 posted:

Communicate, poor Uhura hasn't had anything to do all game long!

Kirk should deliver a long, rambling, emotional monologue at them about sailing tall ships and navigating by the stars.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Kirk, Spock, McCoy, three redshirts

They sound primitive, we might need meatshields.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Capitalist feudalism? In my socialist techno-utopia? I think not.

B These people need to embrace their fellow man and move beyond their current politics.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If McCoy can't diagnose hallucinations here, he's not doing it anywhere. B, lets wait and see.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A Time travellers have told us of the danger of these "holography-decks".

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Kirk, Spock, McCoy, three reddos

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I don't think we're bald enough to do B, and A seems like a bad idea. C seems like a Kirk option.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Scotty, with a couple of reds

I think I know which planet this is, but I'm not going to google it. That would be cheating.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think this planet has bluffed me!

B I guess. We can escape later, once Kirk has shown a rock-lady just how hard a human can get.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'd like to say B and send everybody else for funsies, but instead I will go with A

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There's a bunch of speculation about it. Probably comes down to them not thinking it was important enough to intervene over, they really didn't like getting involved.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yeah, it's like most continuity errors. I think it gets addressed in some of the novels, but nobody sane would read those.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Seems a slightly biased game. Federation wins if you be the Federation, which is a lot easier than trying to judge how TOS Klingons are "meant" to behave. Also really top heavy with the skills. Lose one or more of your top two officers and you're hosed.

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