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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

i see you read techcrunch like a little fag. maybe come join the big boys someday, reading ther financial times.

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
hey you should upgrade your account so you can send/receive PM's. that way we can message each other when we want our threads bumped. i'll bump yours if you bump mine

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i thank jesus christ every day i don't have to report to some stuffed shirt shithead with a bullshit title like "project manager"

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i thank jesus christ every day i don't have to report to some stuffed shirt shithead with a bullshit title like "project manager"

excuse me?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

hey you should upgrade your account so you can send/receive PM's. that way we can message each other when we want our threads bumped. i'll bump yours if you bump mine

ok ill get right on that just as soon as i have money to upgrade lol

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

cool av

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

double dip posted:

excuse me?

you're right, i'm sorry i made a fake post in your thread. i actually take it completely for granted that i don't have to fart and scrovel before "project managers". thank you for making this thread to remind me of my blessings

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

i'll bump yours if you bump mine

:quagmire:

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

double dip posted:

ok ill get right on that just as soon as i have money to upgrade lol

rule 36 dude

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
hahahaha project manager :xd:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



gas

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Squeezy Farm posted:

rule 36 dude

pram
Jun 10, 2001
itil and six sigma certified

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

pram posted:

itil and six sigma certified

more like six smegma

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
Op, I have got a good tip, read CIO magazine. Its like tech crunch but the models look like they read GQ, and the models in that magazine obviously read news week. They shill for top notch enteprise cloud ready roi technologies.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
is there a tech magazine that's more like cosmo

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

Silver Alicorn posted:

is there a tech magazine that's more like cosmo

Most mind blowing fsck you've ever run

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
Srsly, either cosmos sex tips make sex just slightly better, or sex is on a whole mother plateau now. For some yosposters, sex is like 10 times better than masturbatjng. U Ghys don't know what you are missing out on, and Cosmo makes it like way better.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

double dip posted:

ok ill get right on that just as soon as i have money to upgrade lol

oh... best wishes to you

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
cool homophobia....

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
NOT!!

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

This is good irony.

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
Not!

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

im your bm and yeah i made your posts

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
how many times do you bm a day?

over 9000!

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

Breakfast All Day posted:

im your bm and yeah i made your posts

GQ is a legit good magazine. It helped me decide between nice black shoes, or nice brown shoes.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

how many times do you bm a day?

over 9000!

please consult a physician

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

my pm is such a jerk tho. Ughhhhhhhhhh

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Great another meeting where I ahve to explain what my phython code does. At 9 in the Am. No thanks!

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

double dip posted:

Great another meeting where I ahve to explain what my phython code does. At 9 in the Am. No thanks!

Self documenting!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*kramers into office and throws copy of wsj on my desk kramerly*

did you see this article in the wsj? what do you mean your not hedging literally everything HEDGE

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

how many times do you bm a day?

over 9000!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGCAzC6uepM&t=26s

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
- hey did you see that email? when do you think that'll be done? it's super important

....

- yeah that's not soon enough you need to get it done faster. can you get it done faster? this is really important. ok i'm gonna tell the client it'll be ready tomorrow morning. super important

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

project manager vs. product manager. go

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

As a Millennial I posted:

project manager vs. product manager. go

one of them is really good at gannt charts, the other is really good with golf carts

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

As a Millennial I posted:

project manager vs. product manager. go

if your company has both and you're not clear what the difference is you're not qualified to work there

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