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becomes really focused and suddenly become enlightened accept death with grace and peace
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*CASTS ENLARGE SATAN*
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Feb 17, 2015 06:03
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Rape me, behead me, whatever. Just don't burn me alive, guys.
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Feb 17, 2015 06:05
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i totally no scope those bitches and peace out of there on a dune buggy
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Feb 17, 2015 06:06
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Whatever you do, for the love of Allah don't put video of my severed head on the internet for my friends and family to see!
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Feb 17, 2015 06:06
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THS: Thats what you get for being a westerner and visiting other countries doing Aid work dipshit. Just blowback to me we really cant judge.
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Feb 17, 2015 06:06
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tvayisnihyaami posted:becomes really focused and suddenly become enlightened Right before being dead you realize that that was a drug effect.
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Feb 17, 2015 06:07
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i cry bitter tears knowing i won't get to see all those kickstarters i backed come to fruition
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Feb 17, 2015 06:07
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kill me and you'll never find the gold
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Feb 17, 2015 06:10
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a round house kick to the person actively constraining me. from there I should have easy access to a katana or claymore and will be able to dispatch the rest of the terrorists before retrieving my fedora
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Feb 17, 2015 06:14
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yah i want to spill my own blood all over my $4000 suit, come on!!!
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Feb 17, 2015 06:18
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as soon as the camera stops rolling i shake the hands of the other crisis actors, change out of my makeup and live on government money with my new identity they made me delete the selfie i took with my fake severed head model though 
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Feb 17, 2015 06:21
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id start singing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMJHjo6bnHk and if they cut my tongue out or whatever i'd hum it
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Feb 17, 2015 06:24
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"Flame on!"
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Feb 17, 2015 06:26
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*suddenly exclaims, "THIS EXECUTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY DORITOS" in a desperate bid to get marketing money to the family he will leave behind*
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Feb 17, 2015 06:29
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*would want to die with dignity, spiting the murderous assholes. Or, you know, not die.* *Would likely instead freak out and die bawling and screaming and making GBS threads my pants.*
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Feb 17, 2015 06:32
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Tweet Me Balls posted:*suddenly exclaims, "THIS EXECUTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY DORITOS" in a desperate bid to get marketing money to the family he will leave behind* I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD
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Feb 17, 2015 06:33
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It's because I'm a Christian isn't it? Someone must tell Bill OReilly, he knows the truth!
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Feb 17, 2015 06:34
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Tweet Me Balls posted:*suddenly exclaims, "THIS EXECUTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY DORITOS" in a desperate bid to get marketing money to the family he will leave behind*
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Feb 17, 2015 06:35
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just watch the hair ok buddy
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Feb 17, 2015 06:36
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Tweet Me Balls posted:*suddenly exclaims, "THIS EXECUTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY DORITOS" in a desperate bid to get marketing money to the family he will leave behind* don't give them ideas oh gently caress too late
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Feb 17, 2015 06:37
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These hypothetical threads are such a cock tease. I mean, I was really hoping this one was real. Well, real for the OP.
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Feb 17, 2015 06:37
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Is pain really real, when you believe in nothing?
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Feb 17, 2015 06:38
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I get rescued by Caro and kill Dick Cheney and poop myself
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Feb 17, 2015 06:39
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just one last request what happened in todays garfield?
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Feb 17, 2015 06:39
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*Should I run for it?* *poo poo, I probably won't make it* *But maybe I should try, you never know* *I REALLY don't want to go out like this* *He's like three guys away, if I'm gonna run now's the time* *gently caress. I'm really scared* *poo poo, here he is.* *Try not to cry and poo poo yourself, gotta give mom something to be proud of*
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Feb 17, 2015 06:42
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Sweet, they're not burning me to death like that other guy. This is pretty okay, all things considered.
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Feb 17, 2015 06:44
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Guys have you seen Breaking Bad it's a really well made show and I think you could learn a lot from it about how you can lose your soul while doing what you convince yourself is right. Midway through Season 4: Terrorist 1: Man, Skylar's a oval office. Terrorists 2-5: Oh my god what is wrong with you? Me: *nods sagely* my work here is done.
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Feb 17, 2015 06:48
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I would probably start shouting takbir for that ultimate irony.
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Feb 17, 2015 06:51
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PLEASE DON'T KILL ME OH GOD MOMMY HELP
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Feb 17, 2015 06:57
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Exclaim amusingly on camera "You guys expect to get two million for me?? C'mon, I'm not worth even a fraction of that. You might as well just kill me now."
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Feb 17, 2015 07:01
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Who will inherit all of my crypto-currency?
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Feb 17, 2015 07:01
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"SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
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Feb 17, 2015 07:01
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When they bring the knife down I would bite the dudes hand, and then throw the knife up into the air with my mouth so it lands in my tied hands behind my back. I'll stab another guy and use his body as cover as I cut the rope on my hands, and then do a 420 spin kick off the bullet filled dude onto his dropped AK and use it to shoot everybody.
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Feb 17, 2015 07:08
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there is no loving way that america is going to pay my ransom so i might as well try to escape, even if i die in the attempt it will probs be by getting shot which is a lot better than getting my head slowly cut off with a little knife
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Feb 17, 2015 07:11
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id be all blood ravens commence orbital bombardment on my position then librarian caine would tele in and be like not today old friend then hed actuvate the rosarous device and wed be protected from the bombd then wed jump out of the crater and kill all the bad guys and stop the bad guy from true liesRonMexicosPitbull posted:THS: Thats what you get for being a westerner and visiting other countries doing Aid work dipshit. Just blowback to me we really cant judge. haha you are a creepy offsote motherfu ker
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Feb 17, 2015 07:11
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Zippy the Bummer posted:there is no loving way that america is going to pay my ransom so i might as well try to escape, even if i die in the attempt it will probs be by getting shot which is a lot better than getting my head slowly cut off with a little knife
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Feb 17, 2015 07:12
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*eats with my left hand.*
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Feb 17, 2015 07:14
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I poo poo everywhere and rub my face in it so they don't want to touch me.
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"Just take a little off the top buddy?"
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