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Well I've tried everything. Guess this is it. rub poo poo! Why am I thinking about that? rub a d- What the gently caress is wrong with me? This doesn't hurt as much as- rub a dub dub roof-. Why? There goes my vision. gently caress. rub a dub dub roofle owned scrub gently caress.
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"After my head is off, I'm gonna try to see how many times I can blink, for science."
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Feb 17, 2015 16:39
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go left
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Feb 17, 2015 16:40
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If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can GRGRGGGLGLLEE
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Feb 17, 2015 17:00
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B-but I had stairs! I was protected!!
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Feb 17, 2015 17:18
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wowie, what a pickle!!!
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Feb 17, 2015 17:52
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Don't worry guys. I have it on good authority that Islam is a religion of peace. You see, HuffPo says culture is relative and that *beheaded by crazy person anyway*
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Feb 17, 2015 18:53
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if that knife's like your dick i won't feel a thing
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Feb 17, 2015 18:55
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"DELETE MY BROWSING HISTORY"
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Feb 17, 2015 19:10
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I'd probably go all Helsinki syndrome. But since I wasn't paying attention, I'd try to convert to the violent Tamil-killing Buddhism they have in Sri Lanka.
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Feb 17, 2015 19:10
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At least I'm not getting set on fire and then run over by heavy machinery.
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Feb 17, 2015 19:41
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Yeah but you're having your head slowly cut off with a butter knife by some smelly fanatic
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Feb 17, 2015 19:57
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"I will NEVER reveal the Wu-Tang secret."
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Feb 17, 2015 19:58
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My mind rapidly begins to disassosciate from reality and i convince myself i'm in a dream, then I wake myself up. I'm now in my bed at home. In reality i've splintered like this many times near death, but time works like inception each time, granting me exponentially more time to live. The terrorist split was just the fifth or sixth time I remember doing this.
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Feb 17, 2015 20:07
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*about to be beheaded* *blurts out something funny in front of camera* *sword is put away and gets burned alive instead*
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Feb 17, 2015 20:08
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cut my head off if you're gay
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Feb 17, 2015 20:23
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Kritzkrieg Kop posted:*about to be beheaded*
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Feb 17, 2015 20:53
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*begs to not be killed before Downton Abbey finale*
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Feb 18, 2015 00:04
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Professor Shark posted:cut my head off if you're gay at least someone else understands that you can always defeat a muslim fanatic with a logic loop
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For for ultimate irony and to steal their thunder, scream "ALLAHU AKBAR!" Alternately, offer then anal. ISIS kiddie-fuckers would like that and would keep me as a sex slave.
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