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Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
feline aids

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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Wicker Man posted:

Now he's like some old burnt out woodstock "cool cat" hippy who shrank from age and lack of exercise.

At least they didn't furfag him up like they did with the cookie crisp dog.

you are naive to think that there is any childhood animal icon left unsullied by :dogbutton:

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
a bay

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
was never the same after the molestation scandal

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
He's been a mascot for like 28 years, OP. He got old.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
being an ad-lord for decades just takes it outta you. There's this guy in houston called mattress mac, he was famous for being the first one that would do same day furniture delivery and also obviously doing TONS of blow before filming commercials. He'd talk fast as gently caress, be frantic and crazy-soundin', and then say "GALLERY FURNITURE SAVES!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!! MONEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :D

And these days his hair is grey, he stands with a stoop, he mumbles slowly through commercials, and in the end says "gallery........ furniture...... saves........ you........ money......................" :geno:

pretty sad but thats the fate of all sith.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Applewhite posted:

He's been a mascot for like 28 years, OP. He got old.

p sure cheetahs don't even live that long so at some point the marketing team musta gone out and got a new mascot and told you it was the old one, like your parents with the goldfish

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Rutibex posted:

he used to be human sized. maybe years of cheesyness have taken their toll:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_H4Rd_WtiI

Its not actually the original chester, its his significantly less talented loser son who looks like him. He took over the gig after chester retired

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