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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
id make a poll but that poo poo never works, put a gun to my head and pull the trigger, heres a song to help you along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw

go for it

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
human being

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
I feel cheated out of a good ban-me thread.do something outrageous or illegal op

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
a pm to a mod and don't a spectacle of yourself

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
kill yourerself op thats always a permaban

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Das Butterbrot posted:

kill yourerself op thats always a permaban

permaban me

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
speedgem if you would slow the gently caress down i would attempt to engage you in conversation you spastic shithead



Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Agreed. I want to understand why SpeedGem can't just be normal and enjoy posting.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
:ccb:

At least make an example of yourself.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
autoban yourself, the only way to attain the prestige of a radium ban in today's hectic posting environment

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

you know they automatically ban you if you're dead.

i mean, i'm not saying anything, but, you know, if you're really desperate there are options

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
stop

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Ban yourself; you hardly seem worth the effort.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Hobohemian posted:

Ban yourself; you hardly seem worth the effort.

yes

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Das Butterbrot posted:

kill yourerself op thats always a permaban

On the one hand it would be infinitely more entertaining if he killed himself. On the other hand I might feel sad. I'm torn.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Wait, does this count as a meltdown?
Doesn't he have to be made a mod first?

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Beige posted:

I feel cheated out of a good ban-me thread.do something outrageous or illegal op

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
speedgem what are you on currently. booze or drugs

or both



EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

i hope they dont ban him out of spite and then he can only post in a forum where autobans dont work

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
im stun locked

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
dude u can't even get yourself banned ? post the pic of Franco's sisters tits and you'll get that sweet permaban

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Mr. Popo posted:

Wait, does this count as a meltdown?
Doesn't he have to be made a mod first?

I don't know if it's a meltdown per se, but it's certainly pathetic in its own unassuming way. Like a poor sad sack that kills himself, and everyone just assumed he moved away because nobody cared.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

SpeedGem posted:

im stun locked

answer me you loving bitch



Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
its pretty inconsiderate to make another human clean up your garbage when you can just ban yourself

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
mods please dont ban this man. just make it so speedgem can only post or read gbs as rehabilitation

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Zippy the Bummer posted:

answer me you loving bitch

im hurt pretty good

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Obese FYAD Reject posted:

mods please dont ban this man. just make it so speedgem can only post or read gbs as rehabilitation


SpeedGem posted:

im hurt pretty good

how does that answer my god drat question



Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

SpeedGem posted:

id make a poll but that poo poo never works, put a gun to my head and pull the trigger, heres a song to help you along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw

go for it

Dont throw your life away

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Zippy the Bummer posted:

how does that answer my god drat question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1L8uRApYeQ

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Zippy the Bummer posted:

speedgem what are you on currently. booze or drugs

or both
He drinks heavily every night to forget about raping someone or something like that. He'd be better off doing drugs honestly

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGwUpsyDJTk



SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtJJzPlDBys :nws: i guess



Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
good bye friwend

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUPpVgnXY6U

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

I'm not worried about speedgem killing himself, because he doesn't even have the willpower to autoban himself. so instead of spamming the forums, speedgem, tell us a story about being speedgem. maybe we can commiserate

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2L7F3hkCu0



Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
What is a speedgem anyway?

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Hobohemian posted:

What is a speedgem anyway?

A really good bejeweled player maybe?

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
gunzerker

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