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NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Mackenzie

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm2nFjgm6Ac

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
albion

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Skylar

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


she can name the kid whatever because she is hot as fire

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Niton posted:



probably this, op

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Tad Chadsworth

Or Chad Tadsworth. It's a tie really.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

teh onion beat u to it op

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Lutha Mahtin posted:

teh onion beat u to it op



lol at black moms naming their baby after their favorite brand of cigarettes

Ashex
Jun 25, 2007

These pipes are cleeeean!!!
Donald Trump

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Lars Ericsson

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Reince Priebus

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

RaceBannon posted:

Thread should now be about posting old first names from your family tree.

On my side I have an Archer, a Meriwether and a Woodson. On my wife's side we have a Mathias, a Myrtle and a Celestia.

Good lord, white people - have some respect.

I have a Chater and a Temple on my mum's side. Geordie names were weird back in the day.

My dad's side of the family is Dutch so even now we get fun names like my granny Cornelia Geertje Elisabeth (or "Cora" because none of us could say it right when we were kids), my uncle Goyle and aunt Leonore Carlotta. Another aunt's really into genealogy and traced them further back: there were names like Mello, Gerrit, Leendert and Philippine Johanna Gijsbertha Loghmann (four first names). My favourite family name though is Koos, like the permabanned goon.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Thread needs more utah mormon names, like Nephi Snow.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
Sailor is one I've heard.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Anything ending with "Von [someplace]"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Dick Smith, regional assistant supervisor, card board division.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Cuckler Spuckler

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Rupert

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
Spranklin
Forman Mills
Wendel
Whammyburger
Patrick
Dale Peshel

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

RaceBannon posted:

Thread should now be about posting old first names from your family tree.

On my side I have an Archer, a Meriwether and a Woodson. On my wife's side we have a Mathias, a Myrtle and a Celestia.

Good lord, white people - have some respect.

the sisters otilla and severia

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Joey
Rachel
Ross
Phoebe
Chandler
Monica

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Hello and welcome to scandinavia (most common names in Sweden)

Maria
Anna
Margareta
Elisabeth
Eva
Birgitta
Kristina

Erik
Lars
Karl
Anders
Johan
Per
Nils

and surnames:

Eriksson
Larsson
Karlsson
Andersson
Johansson
Nilsson
Olsson

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
Nevaeh

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Lutha Mahtin posted:

teh onion beat u to it op


You know I'd like to say this image is loving with me with the black names but I can't cause I once knew a guy named Jamarcus and my cousin dated a girl in high school named Dawanna. So, really, who am I to say there aren't guy named Antwaine in the world?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Jim Barris posted:

You know I'd like to say this image is loving with me with the black names but I can't cause I once knew a guy named Jamarcus and my cousin dated a girl in high school named Dawanna. So, really, who am I to say there aren't guy named Antwaine in the world?

you dont watch football or basketball do you

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Fetus Tree posted:

you dont watch football or basketball do you

I sure don't buddy. Would that make those names seem more reasonable/common?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Blanca.


Checkmate sucka's. :smug:

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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Jim Barris posted:

I sure don't buddy. Would that make those names seem more reasonable/common?

certainly common

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Fetus Tree posted:

you dont watch football or basketball do you

I don't watch any USA sports, but this poo poo had me crying with laughter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss&t=33s

spud fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Feb 17, 2015

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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its great when you realize some of them are real

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Zzulu posted:

Hello and welcome to scandinavia (most common names in Sweden)

Maria
Anna
Margareta
Elisabeth
Eva
Birgitta
Kristina

Erik
Lars
Karl
Anders
Johan
Per
Nils

and surnames:

Eriksson
Larsson
Karlsson
Andersson
Johansson
Nilsson
Olsson

One of those is the name of my fish and another is the name of my cat. My pets are Eurocentric.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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eva is a nice name

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Fetus Tree posted:

its great when you realize some of them are real

I've learned about the many variations of the name "Shawn" thanks to the NFL.
DeShawn, LaShawn, NoShawn, etc.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I knew black twin brothers named Kevious and Devious, no lie.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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lmfao

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'm white I hope I can name my kid Tyrone Jackson and save some money on college scholarships later on down the road

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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amityville anus posted:

I'm white I hope I can name my kid Tyrone Jackson and save some money on college scholarships later on down the road

youre just setting the kid up to not get called back for any interviews ever

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Why can't American parents spell

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