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The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Regis

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Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
Paddy McO'Donnelly.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Fetus Tree posted:

youre just setting the kid up to not get called back for any interviews ever

In the future reading comprehension will reach an all time low so Tyrone's resume will just be a portrait of him.

MK-Ultramarathon
Aug 12, 2009

I work at Starbucks and one day during a dance competition I saw a Kaylynn, Keelyn, a Logyn, and a preteen girl named Remington.

Also like four Braydens.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

I knew black twin brothers named Kevious and Devious, no lie.

creepy long lost twin skeevious

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

ExpletiveDeleted posted:

I work at Starbucks and one day during a dance competition I saw a Kaylynn, Keelyn, a Logyn, and a preteen girl named Remington.

Also like four Braydens.

maybe the whitest post every made gj

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

ExpletiveDeleted posted:

I work at Starbucks and one day during a dance competition I saw a Kaylynn, Keelyn, a Logyn, and a preteen girl named Remington.

Also like four Braydens.

If you name your kid Remington or Austin you are basically saying "I don't care if my kid ends up doing porn to make rent during college". Maybe this is some kind of super adaptive behavior to make their kids race known when it would otherwise be impossible. Like if you look at a job application you know McKhynleigh is a white person.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

ExpletiveDeleted posted:

I work at Starbucks and one day during a dance competition I saw a Kaylynn, Keelyn, a Logyn, and a preteen girl named Remington.

Also like four Braydens.

remington is a legit rear end name omg

DNE
Nov 24, 2007
Jeremy Birdcastle

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Stottie Kyek posted:

Surnames for first names, like Tyler, Hunter, Jackson, Kennedy etc.

nah black people finally caught on to the last name as first name thing

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
LaTwaka Jackson

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
X-Wing @Aliciousness

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
rudy

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Mitt Romney?

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Alistair Higgenthorpe

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
eliot

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Tiffany Cumberbun

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
knew a gypsy dude w/ soul patch and spandexwife, he was named Montana iirc

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

concerned mom posted:

Why won't American parents spell

fixed it for ya

As an expert on being white, I'd have to say the whitest guy's name is "Brooks" and for women it's "Raelynn"

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

i assume this is localized to whatever trailer park you grew up in bc ive never even heard of that name

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I know black people called most of these

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Dale Earnhardt

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gaydolf

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
my state has actually pretty damned reasonable names in the top 5 of each gender imo

Massachusetts Emma Olivia Sophia Isabella Ava
Massachusetts Benjamin William Jacob Ryan Michael

all decent names for males, though most ryans are probably douche bags

sophia and isabella are both very pretty names but im probably showing my latin bias here

E: this is for births in 2013

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Fetus Tree posted:

my state has actually pretty damned reasonable names in the top 5 of each gender imo

Massachusetts Emma Olivia Sophia Isabella Ava
Massachusetts Benjamin William Jacob Ryan Michael

all decent names for males, though most ryans are probably douche bags

sophia and isabella are both very pretty names but im probably showing my latin bias here

E: this is for births in 2013

All female names have to end in -a

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Tiny Lowtax posted:

All female names have to end in -a

and male names in a consonant

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Fetus Tree posted:

i assume this is localized to whatever trailer park you grew up in bc ive never even heard of that name

it's really white though trust me

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Phil McGraw Cheesegrits

h0llyw00d
Feb 18, 2015
Chuck Taylor

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'
Watermelaundrea.

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'
Gwladys

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Richard Kyanka

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

People shouldn't be able to allowed to name their kids whatever they want.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
Xtwystidsoulkilla420X

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka...
Earnhardt Jr.

Harald fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Feb 18, 2015

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

How about Jason?

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Fetus Tree posted:

i assume this is localized to whatever trailer park you grew up in bc ive never even heard of that name

-lynn suffixing is pretty universal for white trash

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Yeh that was p obvs my point

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

ExpletiveDeleted posted:

I work at Starbucks and one day during a dance competition I saw a Kaylynn, Keelyn, a Logyn, and a preteen girl named Remington.

Also like four Braydens.
The fad passes and in like 60 years all of these will be stereotypical old people names

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Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Elukka posted:

The fad passes and in like 60 years all of these will be stereotypical old people names

Bring Agatha and Herschel back.

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