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Applewhite posted:The holodeck is killing people again there is blood everywhere oh my God. Is it the Irish again?
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No, they apparently wanted to go through a simulation based off old earth cinema and the safeties turned off when they "accidentally" told the computer to provide a villain that could defeat Data, again. This guy came out. 
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Volcott posted:If the shields are at 80%, then why are all the consoles exploding? this is why Enterprise is the best series the ship gets shot a couple times and doesn't fall to pieces also space marines
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Feb 18, 2015 06:14
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It's sort of implied that there's a lot of loving in the holosuites. Gross.
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gnarlyhotep posted:this is why Enterprise is the best series Look at us, were so evolved! We're on a peaceful mission of exploration! *space 9/11 happens, beats the poo poo outta you, throws you in the airlock and starts suffocating u*
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gnarlyhotep posted:this is why Enterprise is the best series what the poo poo gnarly. Well, at least we know you're not a pedo mod for sure.
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it's no surprise that the best series was the one that mostly abandoned Roddenberry's idealistic utopia crap
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gnarlyhotep posted:it's no surprise that the best series was the one that mostly abandoned Roddenberry's idealistic utopia crap Babylon 5?
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etalian posted:Babylon 5? that poo poo isn't star trek
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Enterprise is much better than the Internet suggests but lol when you compare it to the mighty ds9, superb tos and majestic tng. Imagine how a whole new season of tng being discovered would change the world.
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gnarlyhotep posted:it's no surprise that the best series was the one that mostly abandoned Roddenberry's idealistic utopia crap Correct - ds9 is ftw.
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gnarlyhotep posted:abandoned Roddenberry's idealistic utopia crap Ds9?
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DS9 was good, but took way too long to get really entertaining, i.e. the war against the Dominion and that badass little fighter ship I will admit the charcaters were very good except OBrien because god gently caress off you boring loving irish shithead
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I like early ds9 a lot when theyre just being a space station dealing with space station problems
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gnarlyhotep posted:DS9 was good, but took way too long to get really entertaining, i.e. the war against the Dominion and that badass little fighter ship OBrien is space Job.
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Fetus Tree posted:I like early ds9 a lot when theyre just being a space station dealing with space station problems so you don't like fun
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gnarlyhotep posted:so you don't like fun idk you mod gbs im not sure i trust your fun sensor
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Fetus Tree posted:I like early ds9 a lot when theyre just being a space station dealing with space station problems The one thing I have dreamed of my whole life is an episode of tng without any storyline - just the bridge crew having a normal working day. The ownage.... Epic.
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opus111 posted:The one thing I have dreamed of my whole life is an episode of tng without any storyline - just the bridge crew having a normal working day. The ownage.... Epic. again, I wish someone would post that Barclay gif I tried to find it, no luck
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I meant like trade disputes or dealing with sneaky spoonheads trying to gently caress bajors poo poo and exploring the gamma quadrant And tosk
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how do we feel about star trek porn?
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opus111 posted:The one thing I have dreamed of my whole life is an episode of tng without any storyline - just the bridge crew having a normal working day. The ownage.... Epic. a whole day of camel toe jumping jacks
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:how do we feel about star trek porn? i see aaron nadler in my head when i read this post
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:how do we feel about star trek porn? we feel that it should never be posted under any circumstances
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gnarlyhotep posted:we feel that it should never be posted under any circumstances Can I post my erotic fiction about Will Riker and Thomas Riker double-teaming the alpha quadrant
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ArtIsResistance posted:cool pedophile honeypot thread
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spooky girlfriend posted:Can I post my erotic fiction about Will Riker and Thomas Riker double-teaming the alpha quadrant yes, post it to the trash can, hahaha
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My favourite part about star trek is its implied several times they operate in shifts. So like the ship is flying through space and Jeff the Luitenant on the third shift (note a higher rank than Wesley Crusher) is there flying the Enterprise. Since the Enterprise is like a prime posting and, despite it having a thousand crew members (and only one bar!) it's implied Picard gets involved in relatively low rank personal transfers occasionally, I'd assume anyone on board is loving good at their job. Like you could be a lieutenant on the Enterprise for years or transfer to some poo poo ship and be Commander in a few years. So why is this lieutenant on the third ship, a competent and highly ranked spaceship pilot, happy to let Wesley Crusher just take over for him? Yeah OK if the Captain or the Commander come on deck they are then in charge, but the rest? Like hey there Wesley, I've been flying this ship for the last 3 hours and experienced all this space stuff that got the main cast called to the bridge but I'm just going to leave and let you fly without saying a word. Didn't they do an episode once though that focused on basically the night shift of crew and they were all poo poo or something?
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Applewhite posted:The holodeck is killing people again there is blood everywhere oh my God. Man I hope this is resolved soon as I have a relaxing picnic booked in for 5pm and I don't want to have to rearrange and have it tomorrow instead.
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if i was on the enterprise id go in the holodeck and load up an enterprise simulation and go in that holodeck and keep hiding deeper and deeper in layers of enterprise holodecks for the win
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I'm pretty sure any criticism of Star Trek is made redundant by the existence of the book Red Shirts
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Kitchner posted:My favourite part about star trek is its implied several times they operate in shifts. you:re thinking of 'lower decks', I think, which is a really good episode. You see the decisions taken by the officers through the eyes of ensigns and because they only know their own orders they don't get the full picture and what they're asked to do seems either pointless, risky or nonsensical.
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opus111 posted:you:re thinking of 'lower decks', I think, which is a really good episode. You see the decisions taken by the officers through the eyes of ensigns and because they only know their own orders they don't get the full picture and what they're asked to do seems either pointless, risky or nonsensical. one of them dies horribly lmao
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opus111 posted:Correct - ds9 is ftw.
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gnarlyhotep posted:DS9 was good, but took way too long to get really entertaining, i.e. the war against the Dominion and that badass little fighter ship so this is why you haven't goldmined my obrien thread...
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Kitchner posted:My favourite part about star trek is its implied several times they operate in shifts. oh um because oh i don't know, picard wants to bone crusher so bad and this is obv a move to get sweet with her and jeff, being both intelligent and only a lieutenant isn't going to stand on the tracks of picard's bone train, and getting on picard's good side is a very very good move for someone stuck in the most boring pointless job on the bridge that actually has a console
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chaosbreather posted:oh um because oh i don't know, picard wants to bone crusher so bad and this is obv a move to get sweet with her and jeff, being both intelligent and only a lieutenant isn't going to stand on the tracks of picard's bone train, and getting on picard's good side is a very very good move for someone stuck in the most boring pointless job on the bridge that actually has a console honeslty given how frequently those things explode, id be takign any excuse to get away if it looked like poo poo was about to hit the fan
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like srs its pointed out that, since the computer systems aboard starfleet vessels are good you can control them from anywhere, including the captain's little flip up dvd player. hell you can control them from another fuckin ship if you got the password bitch sits in the chair and presses the buttons that correspond to exactly what the captain says. in fact the most retarded ferengi, who his crew even thinks is crazy, sets up the computer of the much older stargazer to just work the helm based on what the captain says. and he's the worst ferengi ever, who doesn't even know poo poo about anything worst loving job, you're basically a stenographer who gets one line every five days
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opus111 posted:you:re thinking of 'lower decks', I think, which is a really good episode. You see the decisions taken by the officers through the eyes of ensigns and because they only know their own orders they don't get the full picture and what they're asked to do seems either pointless, risky or nonsensical. its immoral to send little robots to their death, but ensigns are fine 
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