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chaosbreather posted:like srs its pointed out that, since the computer systems aboard starfleet vessels are good you can control them from anywhere, including the captain's little flip up dvd player. hell you can control them from another fuckin ship if you got the password yeah but you want bodies on board in case of boarding actions, both to fight and then to replace the inevitable losses
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Madcosby posted:You follow wang everywhere
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Mange Mite posted:yeah but you want bodies on board in case of boarding actions, both to fight and then to replace the inevitable losses boarding a starship is like way dumb though like they got those force-fields like every two meters built in every corridor and they can pump gas into anywhere and they can beam you into space from anywhere on the ship and if they're all offline they also all carry phasers with a rarely used but totally sweet 'wide' setting that instantly knocks out everyone in the room so you can just go through at your leisure and vaporize the invaders with the remainder of your power cell the computer is also really good at identifying people so if you wanted to you could make it so invaders couldn't even order a tea earl grey hot or instead replicate them some kind of horrible mutant tribble that's always on fire
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Feb 18, 2015 15:09
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Kitchner posted:Man I hope this is resolved soon as I have a relaxing picnic booked in for 5pm and I don't want to have to rearrange and have it tomorrow instead. don't worry, moriarty makes a pretty chill picnic guest
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Feb 18, 2015 15:17
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chaosbreather posted:boarding a starship is like way dumb though no it works out pretty good because stunt men are cheap and cg is expensive and doesnt have nearly as much drama as punch fights also the bad guys can wear force fields and armor and poo poo too
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Mange Mite posted:no it works out pretty good because stunt men are cheap and cg is expensive and doesnt have nearly as much drama as punch fights Also just beam two to three people onto every section of the entire ship, they have to gas themselves then
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Feb 18, 2015 15:53
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if tng taught us anything it's that those force fields and poo poo are super easy to dispose of
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Feb 18, 2015 16:10
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If O'Brien went to the Holodeck for some sexy time it would Blue Screen of Death and Picard would go ape poo poo at him and he would spend the next 2 days trying to reinstall windows.
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Feb 18, 2015 16:10
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I get to explore new worlds, be on the frontier of space. An adventure of a lifetime *sits in an engine room without windows all day*
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Feb 18, 2015 16:12
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honestly i think starfleet made up the whole transport engineer position as a makework scheme to convince ppl they're useful in a utopian society
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Feb 18, 2015 16:15
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spud posted:If O'Brien went to the Holodeck for some sexy time it would Blue Screen of Death and Picard would go ape poo poo at him and he would spend the next 2 days trying to reinstall windows. made me lol
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Feb 18, 2015 17:09
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Who was the goon who hung out with Garret Wang at a strip club and he was all depressed cause someone stole all his weed? No one believed the goon until he posted pics.
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Feb 18, 2015 17:55
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Who was the goon who hung out with Garret Wang at a strip club and he was all depressed cause someone stole all his weed? No one believed the goon until he posted pics. even real life shits on ensign kim
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Feb 18, 2015 17:57
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Odd posted:one of them dies horribly lmao Its fine though because she was one of Wesleys pals that murdered a dude for thrills.
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Feb 18, 2015 18:21
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I dont get how the holodeck works Like, if I call for a simulation where an alien is sucking my dick, would I actually feel the blowjob or is it all visual?
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Feb 18, 2015 18:34
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:how do we feel about star trek porn? 
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Feb 18, 2015 18:35
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Zzulu posted:I dont get how the holodeck works You gotta turn safety off. Its the only reason I can imagine the safety being turn-off-able in the first place.
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Feb 18, 2015 18:35
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Gutcruncher posted:You gotta turn safety off. Its the only reason I can imagine the safety being turn-off-able in the first place. computer, disengage holodeck blowjob security protocols! *ship explodes*
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Feb 18, 2015 18:36
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I watched this it was actually a pretty good ep
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Lucky Guy posted:computer, disengage holodeck blowjob security protocols! ENGAGE!
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Feb 18, 2015 18:47
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So would it be gay if you did a dude in the holoroom but the dude was just a holodude, i.e not real?
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Feb 18, 2015 18:48
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do you think it'd be taboo if a crewmember kept making naked holoversions of his coworkers that he hosed during his recreational time on the ship
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Zzulu posted:do you think it'd be taboo if a crewmember kept making naked holoversions of his coworkers that he hosed during his recreational time on the ship Jeordi did that and Riker banged holochicks all the time
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Feb 18, 2015 18:58
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I tried watching DS9 and it was alright but I lost interest before they started that sicknasty war everyone keeps talking about. Last episode I remember is cool tailor guy's mentor making cool tailor guy torture Odo.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:11
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Who was the goon who hung out with Garret Wang at a strip club and he was all depressed cause someone stole all his weed? No one believed the goon until he posted pics. Found it. They took his money not his weed: Redjakk posted:I was at a strip club's karaoke night with Garret Wang a couple months ago and he's like, the nicest guy in the world as long as you don't mention Voyager at all. quote:We bought him a lapdance because some jackass stole all the money from his hotel room. quote:Here's a picture of him at the strip club from a crappy phone camera.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:13
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quote:Redjakk posted: I like to think that as soon as he hears the word "Voyager" he turns into a psychotic madman that can only be stopped by taser.
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Zzulu posted:do you think it'd be taboo if a crewmember kept making naked holoversions of his coworkers that he hosed during his recreational time on the ship
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spud posted:I like to think that as soon as he hears the word "Voyager" he turns into a psychotic madman that can only be stopped by taser. Redjakk posted:Give the person who asks the kind of look someone would give a giant pile of used condoms, spout off a curt reply and never talk to them again.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:38
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I can't remember, did Harry Kim ever get any tail or was he yet another Space Incel?
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Feb 18, 2015 19:40
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captain, worf is loving your likeness in the holoroom again
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gnarlyhotep posted:I can't remember, did Harry Kim ever get any tail or was he yet another Space Incel? Once, but he got in trouble with Janeway about of it. Also, in an alternate future he marries Tom's daughter.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:43
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barclay did that repeatedly and it got him in trouble
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Also, Harry was going to bang a holochick one episode but Tom turned her into a horse and everyone laughed at him. good show
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Feb 18, 2015 19:53
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Q wants us to explain Homestruck, Captain.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Once, but he got in trouble with Janeway about of it. I could have sworn there was at least a 2nd time. Hey, remember the time Nelix trashed Tuvoks room from having insane violent sex with the Klingon woman?
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Dude hasn't exactly had a breakout film career. 
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Lil Peeler posted:Dude hasn't exactly had a breakout film career. I'm more surprised to see theyre making a TV movie based on a voyager episode lol it's going to be 48 minutes long so basically its another episode of voyager 15 years later
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gnarlyhotep posted:I can't remember, did Harry Kim ever get any tail or was he yet another Space Incel? Jeepers, this was discussed on page 1!
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gnarlyhotep posted:this is why Enterprise is the best series Enterprise owned. Nobody knew what they where doing, but that was in fact the loving premise because its inexperienced astronauts flying seat of the pants on babys first deep space ship and its held together with gaffa tape and staples with a warp drive nailed to it and has a loving grappling hook (Seriously they should have used that grappling hook for loving dudes up every episode because that poo poo is awesome). And basically the whole things seat of the pants. It also felt a bit more like people having jobs, rather than the icky middle-class feel of TNG (Seriously would space dudes sit around watching robots play classical music? No, they'd be smashing cunts with a grappling hook). This is also why they need to do a show with just klingons getting drunk and fighting people. Just that. 45 minutes a week for 10 weeks of drunk lumpyheads punching each other. edit: And the only loving holodeck scene in the whole series was when they met the sparkly aliens with the bad atmosphere and the tucker got stomach pregnant duck monster fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Feb 19, 2015 |
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