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Enterprise was bad bc there was singing in the opening
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i never saw taht show but i heard it really went off teh rails after 9/11 happened
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Feb 19, 2015 03:53
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Enterprise was bad bc there was singing in the opening I was there, man. It was worse than you know.
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Feb 19, 2015 03:54
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duck monster posted:edit: And the only loving holodeck scene in the whole series was when they met the sparkly aliens with the bad atmosphere and the tucker got stomach pregnant Looks like someone skipped the finale.
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Feb 19, 2015 04:20
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pik_d posted:Looks like someone skipped the finale. You should skip the finale, it was dumb as hell.
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Feb 19, 2015 04:33
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Feb 19, 2015 04:38
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Everyone orders booze except for Harry, who chooses the house red.
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Feb 19, 2015 04:39
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pik_d posted:Looks like someone skipped the finale. He must be good at taking advice.
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Feb 19, 2015 04:41
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So Chakotay's working on his second martini, Kim is sipping red wine, doctors got water, the pilot guy has a vodka tonic, and Neelix (?) with white wine?
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Feb 19, 2015 04:41
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cakehole i'll see you in hell...
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Feb 19, 2015 04:41
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O'brien getting owned by a domineering asian wife was the most realistic thing about DS9
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Feb 19, 2015 04:44
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Everyone orders booze except for Harry, who chooses the house red. Where's the doctor's drink? Also, Wang has like 3 glasses of water.
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Feb 19, 2015 04:45
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Anyone have that image macro that lists all the episodes where O'Brien suffers?
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Feb 19, 2015 04:48
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ensign paris got fat
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Feb 19, 2015 04:49
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Feb 19, 2015 04:54
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Upon further analysis, there must be a person missing from this picture - the person taking the picture. Who could it be? If you magnify and enhance on the window reflection, I think you'll find the answer.
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Feb 19, 2015 04:56
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Picardo's finest role.
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Feb 19, 2015 04:56
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Kinda of weird, right? His biggest roles have been as an animatronic cab driver and a holographic doctor.
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Feb 19, 2015 04:57
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this picture perfectly sums up my existence i am a disheveled arnold who doesn't know whats real anymore and the gay cab robot is my career reveling in my helpless state
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Feb 19, 2015 04:59
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i wish arnie was in star trek
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Feb 19, 2015 05:04
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Glasgow Kiss posted:i wish arnie was in star trek He already had a Shakespeare film adaptation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evdkh5yv6gA
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Feb 19, 2015 05:06
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Feb 19, 2015 05:14
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Ah, prosthetic foreheads - is there no alien you cannot create?
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Feb 19, 2015 05:28
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Enterprise was bad bc there was singing in the opening All treks are super bad Tos and tng just managed to ride the coattails of the 60s and late 80s zeitgeists to achieve their popularities. Like if everyone wasn't so jazzed up about future moon colonies and poo poo tos would've just been a mediocre program capable of impressing nobody with its null budget effects, hammy acting and storylines preachy even for the 60s. If everyone wasn't so optimistic and cheery about good guys winning without violence tng would've been just a dull hour of sterile but polite humans having effete adventures mostly involving a patient captain husbanding a young but white steve urkel being played by wesley crusher. Enterprise and especially Voyager had nothing else to buff their minimal appeals, no big exterior push, so both live in infamy as lovely franchise entries even though on paper both are bog standard trek programs.
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Feb 19, 2015 05:39
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duck monster posted:Enterprise owned. Nobody knew what they where doing, but that was in fact the loving premise because its inexperienced astronauts flying seat of the pants on babys first deep space ship and its held together with gaffa tape and staples with a warp drive nailed to it and has a loving grappling hook (Seriously they should have used that grappling hook for loving dudes up every episode because that poo poo is awesome). And basically the whole things seat of the pants. you said it way better than I did also there were no badge communicators or transporters so they had to punch a button on the wall to talk and take shuttles down to planets AND THEY LIKED IT 
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Feb 19, 2015 05:42
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redshirt posted:Ah, prosthetic foreheads - is there no alien you cannot create? 
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Feb 19, 2015 05:44
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gnarlyhotep posted:you said it way better than I did Until their transporters worked just like the rest of Trek and their ablative armor or whatever was just as effective as shields and they found a holodeck and literally Archer is like a mirror-mirror retarded Kirk.
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Feb 19, 2015 05:44
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redshirt posted:Until their transporters worked just like the rest of Trek and their ablative armor or whatever was just as effective as shields and they found a holodeck and literally Archer is like a mirror-mirror retarded Kirk. it's almost like the show threw out the only compelling thing about the premise.
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Feb 19, 2015 05:49
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etalian posted:it's almost like the show threw out the only compelling thing about the premise. At least the show had a big tittied Vulcan. Like the original.
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Feb 19, 2015 05:55
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redshirt posted:At least the show had a big tittied Vulcan. Like the original. rubbing gel on vulcan booty is required to advance the plot
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Feb 19, 2015 05:56
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etalian posted:rubbing gel on vulcan booty is required to advance the plot Lol don't forget Porthos also once got lubed up. The future! Not your father's trek!
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Feb 19, 2015 05:59
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Hi, I'm Travis Mayweather, the ship's ace pilot! I'm just gonna go stand over there and not say anything for four seasons.
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Feb 19, 2015 06:03
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the best star trek crew was the Galaxy Quest one.
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Feb 19, 2015 06:15
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redshirt posted:Until their transporters worked just like the rest of Trek and their ablative armor or whatever was just as effective as shields and they found a holodeck and literally Archer is like a mirror-mirror retarded Kirk. well you would know better than me since you're basically aatrek jr
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Feb 19, 2015 06:23
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gnarlyhotep posted:well you would know better than me since you're basically aatrek jr 
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Feb 19, 2015 06:27
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hard counter posted:All treks are super bad gently caress off, mate.
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Feb 19, 2015 06:29
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gnarlyhotep posted:well you would know better than me since you're basically aatrek jr lol.
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Feb 19, 2015 06:30
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opus111 posted:gently caress off, mate. The movie reboots would've been pretty lame by any standard too but luckily hollywood has a rock hard warp core edging to breach for anything nostalgia right now. They're willing to suck off any proven nerd franchise because that poo poo'll make bank guaranteed, given current trends. So don't worry, you can expect to see more of Nimoy and the Shat re-releasing their greatest shits come next year.
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Feb 19, 2015 07:04
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hard counter posted:The movie reboots would've been pretty lame by any standard too but luckily hollywood has a rock hard warp core edging to breach for anything nostalgia right now. They're willing to suck off any proven nerd franchise because that poo poo'll make bank guaranteed, given current trends. So don't worry, you can expect to see more of Nimoy and the Shat re-releasing their greatest shits come next year. I think the new films are terrible.
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Feb 19, 2015 07:28
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gnarlyhotep posted:well you would know better than me since you're basically aatrek jr In that case have some sympathy for someone who was clearly molested growing up until he 'lost his looks'.
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