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i never eat food out of cans
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 04:16 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:41 |
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lol http://www.survival-warehouse.com/
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 04:18 |
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moose face posted:i never eat food out of cans What if the can is very firm and you can bounce a quarter off of it?
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 04:18 |
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VendaGoat posted:What if the can is very firm and you can bounce a quarter off of it? maybe, that's a nice can. solid construction
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 04:19 |
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Nothing like heating up a can of beans over a trashcan fire than crudely opening it with a hunting knife and slurping loudly away. Also wiping mouth on tattered sleeve often.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 04:35 |
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who buys canned food
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 04:41 |
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nevermind anchovies and chipotles in adobo are good
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 04:42 |
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jackyl posted:seriously this is in a Costco ad Real good bet that poo poo is specifically sold for mormons Mormons are required to keep a certain amount of emergency survival rationsnso they can survive after the second coming. I think there's a couple other kook religions that do it too. Jehjovahs witnesses maybe? I don't remember OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Feb 18, 2015 |
# ? Feb 18, 2015 05:23 |
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Mange Mite posted:Real good bet that poo poo is specifically sold for mormons why the gently caress would a mormon buy from costco when you can just buy from the church http://store.lds.org/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Category3_715839595_10557_3074457345616706370_-1___0
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 05:41 |
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one of my friends bought a house late last year last time I was over we went in his pantry for snacks dude had at least 200 cans of tuna in there he's a cool dude but goddamn that's a lot of tuna
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 05:54 |
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deadwing posted:he's a cool dude but goddamn that's a lot of tuna I hate that this is what that statement triggered
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 05:57 |
Speaking of canned food, last week I decided to try my first can of corned beef hash ever. 5/10 Would probably eat again when lazy.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 05:59 |
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wilderthanmild posted:Speaking of canned food, last week I decided to try my first can of corned beef hash ever. next can add eggs and hot sauce
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:00 |
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kroll show sucks
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:00 |
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lol what a scam. that would last me 3 months tops
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:05 |
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chicken in a can was a good idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRBO9HaGq7E
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:07 |
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deadwing posted:one of my friends bought a house late last year maybe he's an extreme couponer. also tuna is good.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:07 |
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:kroll show sucks
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:12 |
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why would a mormon buy canned food when he/she could find it in some hills or some poo poo
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:17 |
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that's what they do right
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:19 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:Beans make you fart so the future should be fairly entertaining. I want to survive the apocalypse, so I can be stuck in a bunker with some fat prepper who keeps farting for the next 20 years.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:23 |
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etalian posted:chicken in a can was a good idea: LA Beasts bulimia is both entertaining and highly disturbing
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:33 |
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Don't talk poo poo about beans, I will gently caress you up.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:39 |
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oh poo poo these niggas gonna fight
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:41 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:maybe he's an extreme couponer. they were all 12 packs from costco and they don't take manufacturer coupons dude just fuckin loves tuna
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 08:28 |
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Dude's crazy about tuna but I keep a bunch of cans of tuna in the house as well as in the trunk of my car. Good to have in case of a temporary emergency or if I get stuck out in the middle of nowhere.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 08:41 |
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i bury stashes of tuna in strategic locations in case i want some tuna
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 08:42 |
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jackyl posted:seriously this is in a Costco ad im gonna lol so hard when the obamapocalypse finally comes and im stocked up on food in my shelter and youre out there fighting for scraps
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 08:55 |
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When my low self esteem kicks in and I want to drop a couple pounds I'll eat a can of black beans and a can of tuna with lime juice on it and nothing else that day
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 08:59 |
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FIRST TIME posted:Dude's crazy about tuna but I keep a bunch of cans of tuna in the house as well as in the trunk of my car. Isn't the freeze/thaw cycle in a car going to explode these?
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 09:08 |
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MrChupon posted:Isn't the freeze/thaw cycle in a car going to explode these? That's why you buy the "in oil" kind.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 09:13 |
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MrChupon posted:Isn't the freeze/thaw cycle in a car going to explode these? I haven't had a problem yet. I live in a part of the country where we only get a few really cold spells every winter. Good to know though because that's something I hadn't really though about. Only problem I ever had was when I left an energy drink in my trunk and the temperature got up past 100F. I found the empty, exploded can and that solved the mystery of why my car suddenly smelled like candy.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 09:23 |
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gently caress this noise, in the event of rapture just live off of the flesh and blood of the disgusting sinners left on this dead planet with you, it's not like god's going to disapprove if it's nuclear apocalypse I guess fallout told me there'd be a lot of drugs and lizard meat to eat if you look around a little
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 09:28 |
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The Kit includes 360 institutional size (#10) cans: 30 Hard White Wheat (51 servings per can) 8 Creamy Wheat Cereal (36 servings per can) 64 Long Grain White Rice (47 servings per can) 4 Elbow Macaroni (26 servings per can) 60 Quick Rolled Oats (22 servings per can) 4 Creamy Potato Soup Mix (33 servings per can) 4 Vegetable Stew Blend (40 servings per can) 1 Chicken Gravy (38 servings per can) 6 Dehydrated Potato Flakes (30 servings per can) 4 Dehydrated Potato Shreds (21 servings per can) 2 Dehydrated Potato Slices (28 servings per can) 1 Honey Powder (340 servings per can) 2 Honey Wheat Bread & Roll Mix (49 servings per can) 4 Honey White Bread & Roll Mix (49 servings per can) 1 Buttermilk Biscuit Mix (no leavening) (31 servings per can) 2 Hearty Vegetable Beef Soup Mix (21 servings per can) 2 Hearty Vegetable Chicken Soup Mix (21 servings per can) 1 Iodized Salt (1474 servings per can) 1 Shortening Powder (178 servings per can) 2 Chocolate Fudge Brownie Mix (45 servings per can) 2 Blueberry Muffin Mix (40 servings per can) 7 Blueberry Pancake Mix (19 servings per can) 1 Brown Sugar (529 servings per can) 2 White Granulated Sugar (595 servings per can) 4 Dehydrated Potato Dices (20 servings per can) 5 Freeze Dried Sweet Corn (23 servings per can) 1 Dehydrated Chopped Onions (217 servings per can) 2 Freeze Dried Broccoli Florets & Stems (28 servings per can) 4 Dehydrated Diced Carrots (29 servings per can) 3 Dehydrated Cross Cut Celery (36 servings per can) 1 Dehydrated Spinach Flakes (45 servings per can) 1 Dehydrated Diced Red & Green Bell Peppers (113 servings per can) 18 Honey Coated Banana Slices (21 servings per can) 5 Freeze Dried Sliced Strawberries (18 servings per can) 3 Freeze Dried Whole Raspberries (22 servings per can) 4 Dehydrated Apple Slices (32 servings per can) 8 Country Fresh 100% Real Instant Nonfat Dry Milk (39 servings per can) 18 Morning Moo'sŪ Low Fat Milk Alternative (93 servings per can) 4 Chocolate Morning Moo'sŪ Low Fat Milk Alternative (57 servings per can) 1 Cheese Blend Powder (43 servings per can) 1 Butter Powder (204 servings per can) 8 Dried Whole Eggs (71 servings per can) 10 Beef Flavored Vegetarian Meat Substitute (40 servings per can) 10 Bacon Flavored Bits Vegetarian Meat Substitute (192 servings per can) 8 Chicken Flavored Vegetarian Meat Substitute (41 servings per can) 3 Taco Flavored Vegetarian Meat Substitute (30 servings per can) 2 Pinto Beans (52 servings per can) 2 Lentils (48 servings per can) 6 Black Turtle Beans (49 servings per can) 1 Chicken Bouillon (921 servings per can) 3 Apple Delight Drink Mix (103 servings per can) 3 Orange Delight Drink Mix (99 servings per can) 2 Potato Gems (45 servings per can) 2 Buttermilk Pancake Mix (21 servings per can) 2 Dried Scrambled Egg Mix (92 servings per can) * Sealed/Opened to 1 year. Best when stored in a cool dry place at temperatures between 55˚F and 70˚F (ideal humidity 15%). fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 09:34 |
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Now wait just a moment, there's no leavening in the buttermilk biscuit mix? Just why the hell are they trying to pull here? e: and there are 103 servings of the apple delight drink mix but only 99 of the orange delight?? This is a loving scam, people. Wanamingo fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Feb 18, 2015 |
# ? Feb 18, 2015 10:34 |
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So, that canned food requires a shitton of clean water to prepare it. Does costco also sell 10,000 gallon reservoirs for basement storage?
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 12:21 |
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mmmmm powdered skimmed milk at that point you might as well just keep a load of chalk dust and add water as needed
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 12:30 |
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i tried powdered eggs once, that poo poo is the worst no wonder people make fun of british food, you had a whole generation raised on taht crap
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 12:33 |
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Mange Mite posted:i tried powdered eggs once, that poo poo is the worst Jerry bombed our chickens
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 12:39 |
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Mange Mite posted:i tried powdered eggs once, that poo poo is the worst turns out when you're raised on powdered food as a child you'll end up preferring it as an adult.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 13:00 |