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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i never eat food out of cans

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

http://www.survival-warehouse.com/

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

moose face posted:

i never eat food out of cans

What if the can is very firm and you can bounce a quarter off of it?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

What if the can is very firm and you can bounce a quarter off of it?

maybe, that's a nice can. solid construction

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Nothing like heating up a can of beans over a trashcan fire than crudely opening it with a hunting knife and slurping loudly away.

Also wiping mouth on tattered sleeve often.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
who buys canned food

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
nevermind anchovies and chipotles in adobo are good

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

jackyl posted:

seriously this is in a Costco ad
"33,500 total servings is 378 #10 cans of food" blah blah :words: "more than 1400 calories day for four people for a year"

so many questions

is that really one can of whatever it is per family per day

wtf is in those cans

who the gently caress would ever buy this

Real good bet that poo poo is specifically sold for mormons

Mormons are required to keep a certain amount of emergency survival rationsnso they can survive after the second coming.

I think there's a couple other kook religions that do it too. Jehjovahs witnesses maybe? I don't remember

OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Feb 18, 2015

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

Mange Mite posted:

Real good bet that poo poo is specifically sold for mormons

Mormons are required to keep a certain amount of emergency survival rationsnso they can survive after the second coming.

I think there's a couple other kook religions that do it too. Jehjovahs witnesses maybe? I don't remember

why the gently caress would a mormon buy from costco when you can just buy from the church
http://store.lds.org/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Category3_715839595_10557_3074457345616706370_-1___0

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

one of my friends bought a house late last year

last time I was over we went in his pantry for snacks

dude had at least 200 cans of tuna in there

he's a cool dude but goddamn that's a lot of tuna

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

deadwing posted:

he's a cool dude but goddamn that's a lot of tuna



I hate that this is what that statement triggered

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit



Grimey Drawer
Speaking of canned food, last week I decided to try my first can of corned beef hash ever.

5/10 Would probably eat again when lazy.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

wilderthanmild posted:

Speaking of canned food, last week I decided to try my first can of corned beef hash ever.

5/10 Would probably eat again when lazy.

next can add eggs and hot sauce

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
kroll show sucks

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lol what a scam. that would last me 3 months tops

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

chicken in a can was a good idea:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRBO9HaGq7E

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

deadwing posted:

one of my friends bought a house late last year

last time I was over we went in his pantry for snacks

dude had at least 200 cans of tuna in there

he's a cool dude but goddamn that's a lot of tuna

maybe he's an extreme couponer.
also tuna is good.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

kroll show sucks

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
why would a mormon buy canned food when he/she could find it in some hills or some poo poo

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
that's what they do right

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Secks Cauldron posted:

Beans make you fart so the future should be fairly entertaining.

I want to survive the apocalypse, so I can be stuck in a bunker with some fat prepper who keeps farting for the next 20 years.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

LA Beasts bulimia is both entertaining and highly disturbing

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Don't talk poo poo about beans, I will gently caress you up.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
oh poo poo these niggas gonna fight

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

ChairmanMeow posted:

maybe he's an extreme couponer.
also tuna is good.

they were all 12 packs from costco and they don't take manufacturer coupons

dude just fuckin loves tuna

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Dude's crazy about tuna but I keep a bunch of cans of tuna in the house as well as in the trunk of my car.

Good to have in case of a temporary emergency or if I get stuck out in the middle of nowhere.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i bury stashes of tuna in strategic locations in case i want some tuna

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

jackyl posted:

seriously this is in a Costco ad
"33,500 total servings is 378 #10 cans of food" blah blah :words: "more than 1400 calories day for four people for a year"

so many questions

is that really one can of whatever it is per family per day

wtf is in those cans

who the gently caress would ever buy this

im gonna lol so hard when the obamapocalypse finally comes and im stocked up on food in my shelter and youre out there fighting for scraps

naem
May 29, 2011

When my low self esteem kicks in and I want to drop a couple pounds I'll eat a can of black beans and a can of tuna with lime juice on it and nothing else that day

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



FIRST TIME posted:

Dude's crazy about tuna but I keep a bunch of cans of tuna in the house as well as in the trunk of my car.

Good to have in case of a temporary emergency or if I get stuck out in the middle of nowhere.

Isn't the freeze/thaw cycle in a car going to explode these?

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

MrChupon posted:

Isn't the freeze/thaw cycle in a car going to explode these?

That's why you buy the "in oil" kind.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

MrChupon posted:

Isn't the freeze/thaw cycle in a car going to explode these?

I haven't had a problem yet. I live in a part of the country where we only get a few really cold spells every winter. Good to know though because that's something I hadn't really though about.

Only problem I ever had was when I left an energy drink in my trunk and the temperature got up past 100F. I found the empty, exploded can and that solved the mystery of why my car suddenly smelled like candy.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
gently caress this noise, in the event of rapture just live off of the flesh and blood of the disgusting sinners left on this dead planet with you, it's not like god's going to disapprove

if it's nuclear apocalypse I guess fallout told me there'd be a lot of drugs and lizard meat to eat if you look around a little

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
The Kit includes 360 institutional size (#10) cans:
30 Hard White Wheat (51 servings per can)
8 Creamy Wheat Cereal (36 servings per can)
64 Long Grain White Rice (47 servings per can)
4 Elbow Macaroni (26 servings per can)
60 Quick Rolled Oats (22 servings per can)
4 Creamy Potato Soup Mix (33 servings per can)
4 Vegetable Stew Blend (40 servings per can)
1 Chicken Gravy (38 servings per can)
6 Dehydrated Potato Flakes (30 servings per can)
4 Dehydrated Potato Shreds (21 servings per can)
2 Dehydrated Potato Slices (28 servings per can)
1 Honey Powder (340 servings per can)
2 Honey Wheat Bread & Roll Mix (49 servings per can)
4 Honey White Bread & Roll Mix (49 servings per can)
1 Buttermilk Biscuit Mix (no leavening) (31 servings per can)
2 Hearty Vegetable Beef Soup Mix (21 servings per can)
2 Hearty Vegetable Chicken Soup Mix (21 servings per can)
1 Iodized Salt (1474 servings per can)
1 Shortening Powder (178 servings per can)
2 Chocolate Fudge Brownie Mix (45 servings per can)
2 Blueberry Muffin Mix (40 servings per can)
7 Blueberry Pancake Mix (19 servings per can)
1 Brown Sugar (529 servings per can)
2 White Granulated Sugar (595 servings per can)
4 Dehydrated Potato Dices (20 servings per can)
5 Freeze Dried Sweet Corn (23 servings per can)
1 Dehydrated Chopped Onions (217 servings per can)
2 Freeze Dried Broccoli Florets & Stems (28 servings per can)
4 Dehydrated Diced Carrots (29 servings per can)
3 Dehydrated Cross Cut Celery (36 servings per can)
1 Dehydrated Spinach Flakes (45 servings per can)
1 Dehydrated Diced Red & Green Bell Peppers (113 servings per can)
18 Honey Coated Banana Slices (21 servings per can)
5 Freeze Dried Sliced Strawberries (18 servings per can)
3 Freeze Dried Whole Raspberries (22 servings per can)
4 Dehydrated Apple Slices (32 servings per can)
8 Country Fresh 100% Real Instant Nonfat Dry Milk (39 servings per can)
18 Morning Moo'sŪ Low Fat Milk Alternative (93 servings per can)
4 Chocolate Morning Moo'sŪ Low Fat Milk Alternative (57 servings per can)
1 Cheese Blend Powder (43 servings per can)
1 Butter Powder (204 servings per can)
8 Dried Whole Eggs (71 servings per can)
10 Beef Flavored Vegetarian Meat Substitute (40 servings per can)
10 Bacon Flavored Bits Vegetarian Meat Substitute (192 servings per can)
8 Chicken Flavored Vegetarian Meat Substitute (41 servings per can)
3 Taco Flavored Vegetarian Meat Substitute (30 servings per can)
2 Pinto Beans (52 servings per can)
2 Lentils (48 servings per can)
6 Black Turtle Beans (49 servings per can)
1 Chicken Bouillon (921 servings per can)
3 Apple Delight Drink Mix (103 servings per can)
3 Orange Delight Drink Mix (99 servings per can)
2 Potato Gems (45 servings per can)
2 Buttermilk Pancake Mix (21 servings per can)
2 Dried Scrambled Egg Mix (92 servings per can)

* Sealed/Opened to 1 year. Best when stored in a cool dry place at temperatures between 55˚F and 70˚F (ideal humidity 15%).

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Now wait just a moment, there's no leavening in the buttermilk biscuit mix? Just why the hell are they trying to pull here?

e: and there are 103 servings of the apple delight drink mix but only 99 of the orange delight?? This is a loving scam, people.

Wanamingo fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Feb 18, 2015

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
So, that canned food requires a shitton of clean water to prepare it. Does costco also sell 10,000 gallon reservoirs for basement storage?

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
mmmmm powdered skimmed milk
at that point you might as well just keep a load of chalk dust and add water as needed

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
i tried powdered eggs once, that poo poo is the worst

no wonder people make fun of british food, you had a whole generation raised on taht crap

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Mange Mite posted:

i tried powdered eggs once, that poo poo is the worst

no wonder people make fun of british food, you had a whole generation raised on taht crap

Jerry bombed our chickens

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Mange Mite posted:

i tried powdered eggs once, that poo poo is the worst

no wonder people make fun of british food, you had a whole generation raised on taht crap

turns out when you're raised on powdered food as a child you'll end up preferring it as an adult.

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