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Post here if your dick refuses to work because of the insidious illuminati's plan to make you impotent through copious consumption of cuck porn -Dick Union demands Stop jacking off unreasonable?
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do you own any guns op
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Feb 18, 2015 04:07
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Dale Earnhardt died this day...kinda feels inappropriate to have sex
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Feb 18, 2015 04:08
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I just want the Illuminati to provide me with copious amounts of curvy goonette to procreate with, so as my seed will continue on to infinity.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:12
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The medication put my dick on strike. Or maybe it's just lazy? I wonder what it does now besides be limp and urinate. What a loser dick.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:16
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The only erections I ever seem to get now are morning wood. My dick isn't doing poo poo for me. It should realize it needs to do it's part too.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:17
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i sometimes jack off twice before work, once immediately after coming home and of course at night i wake up completely turgid like Sisyphus i am damned to hell
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Feb 18, 2015 04:18
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If women had to have sex everytime a guy near them got a hard on... Humanity would cease to be from overpopulation in a decade.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:20
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Literal Carehaver posted:i sometimes jack off twice before work, once immediately after coming home and of course at night lol you're circumcised owned
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Feb 18, 2015 04:21
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VendaGoat posted:If women had to have sex everytime a guy near them got a hard on... uh hello retard, how would humanity cease to exist if more babies are born?
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Feb 18, 2015 04:21
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As a female I can watch all the porn I want and still function as an adult sexually reproducing mammal. It's pretty sweet. Must suck to have a dick.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:23
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youre wife posted:As a female I can watch all the porn I want and still function as an adult sexually reproducing mammal. It's pretty sweet. Must suck to have a dick. Not when you got a dick that's being sucked
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Feb 18, 2015 04:24
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I don't care about sex or anything of the sort barely or not at all.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:24
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youre wife posted:As a female I can watch all the porn I want and still function as an adult sexually reproducing mammal. It's pretty sweet. Must suck to have a dick. hahahaha bad troll
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Feb 18, 2015 04:24
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youre wife posted:As a female I can watch all the porn I want and still function as an adult sexually reproducing mammal. It's pretty sweet. Must suck to have a dick. youre not a female. i can tell by the way you post. the words you choose and their meter.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:24
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People are so horny to me all the time and I'm like "Yeah that's cute. Your animalistic behavior playing your part in nature. Go figure." ughhhh
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Feb 18, 2015 04:26
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I think the Dick Union and Pussy Cartel should collude.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:28
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:People are so horny to me all the time and I'm like "Yeah that's cute. Your animalistic behavior playing your part in nature. Go figure." ughhhh "gorilla fucks u*
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Feb 18, 2015 04:29
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I think the Dick Union and Pussy Cartel should collude. They should merge until a union is consummated?
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Feb 18, 2015 04:30
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idgi wtf is a union?
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Feb 18, 2015 04:31
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Mariana Horchata posted:idgi wtf is a union?
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Feb 18, 2015 04:32
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:an organization in which lazy and entitled members of the lower class are paid to become even more lazy and entitled. Wait. Wait, holy gently caress. is this for loving real??? Why was I never told about this? jfc if I had known this was how it worked I would've gone union straight outta highschool goddamn
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Feb 18, 2015 04:35
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My dick only responds to Yasmin Lee loving the poo poo out of little white twinks.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:35
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Every choice I've made in my life has been complete garbage. gently caress. holy poo poo i'm a goddamn idiot I've never felt like such a worthless fag
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Feb 18, 2015 04:36
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Every choice I've made in my life has been complete garbage. gently caress. holy poo poo i'm a goddamn idiot I've never felt like such a worthless fag Glad to see you finally agree with the rest of us
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Feb 18, 2015 04:37
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ill strike your dick, hrm?
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Feb 18, 2015 04:38
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I think the Dick Union and Pussy Cartel should collude. they've been at odds for years internal sabotage.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:45
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Plafop posted:My dick only responds to Yasmin Lee loving the poo poo out of little white twinks. same but i dont think thats normal
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Feb 18, 2015 04:46
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my dick keeps taunting me, rock hard and dripping when i look but soft and dry when i reach for it.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:50
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If loving chicks with dicks is wrong i don't wanna be right.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:50
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BKPR posted:my dick keeps taunting me, rock hard and dripping when i look but soft and dry when i reach for it. Not even your dick wants you to touch it.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:51
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Plafop posted:If loving chicks with dicks is wrong i don't wanna be right. Paging PsyopMonkey, PsyopMonkey please report to the thread. 
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Feb 18, 2015 04:53
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I wish I could work out some kind of plan where I'd work my dick really hard for 2 months, and then never have sex again. Like, give me 10 dicks that plug into the wanting pussies, loving and pumping jizz while I read a book. Make an assembly line of the people getting hosed and unplugging the dick waiting for the next wanting pussy on the conveyor belt. Connect tubes to my mouth for food and drink and one in my rear end to pump out the poo poo. Working 24/7 with all of life's requirements for survival just to never gently caress again after the 2 months of hell are up.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:58
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Wait. Wait, holy gently caress. is this for loving real??? Why was I never told about this? jfc if I had known this was how it worked I would've gone union straight outta highschool goddamn pls tell how do i sign up? for real though, taking a (paid) internship in a cube office where almost every
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Feb 18, 2015 04:59
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BKPR posted:my dick keeps taunting me, rock hard and dripping when i look but soft and dry when i reach for it. Tricky dicky
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Feb 18, 2015 05:01
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Harald posted:Dale Earnhardt died this day...kinda feels inappropriate to have sex Non american spotted Nice try "mate" but the time zone gives it away
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Feb 18, 2015 05:19
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:youre not a female. i can tell by the way you post. the words you choose and their meter. Ima basic bitch
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Feb 18, 2015 05:31
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Plafop posted:If loving chicks with dicks is wrong i don't wanna be right. have you read the latest chapter of oniichan hama to mousou?
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Feb 18, 2015 05:46
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baby, i got a scab for ya right heres
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lets cut our dicks off as a show of solidarity
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