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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I think the Dick Union and Pussy Cartel should collude.

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IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I had known this was how it worked I would've gone union straight outta highschool goddamn

You probably should've. I know I wish I did.

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Let me tell you about the clitoris.



This magical bird like creature is capable of several different types of orgasm, multiple times, with zero refractory period. Truly a wonder of nature.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

BKPR posted:

have you read the latest chapter of oniichan hama to mousou?

I don't know what that is.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
The Dick Union has issued a censure

Porn embargo is in effect

All nerve endings have been rerouted to the prostate

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
So is this union affiliated with the brittish small penis party?

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...n-10051702.html

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

youre wife posted:

So is this union affiliated with the brittish small penis party?

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...n-10051702.html

No it's a Trotskyist splinter group. Kill on sight

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
ive had sex four times total and have been unable to cum drunk, sober or high. thats my dick story thanks for listening.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
They are putting estrogen in the water

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
I think that's actually an unintended result of mass birth control use by slut women, not an Illuminati plot to control the population like fluoride and vaccines.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

youre wife posted:

Let me tell you about the clitoris.



This magical bird like creature is capable of several different types of orgasm, multiple times, with zero refractory period. Truly a wonder of nature.

they made it look like one of those things from evangelion

i like the word 'glans' its just so awkward, goofy, and weird

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

stay safe top city homo, you can do this

learn to url filter in your router to block certain sites when the mind is weak

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


if "dick on strike" is a euphemism for "is on antidepressants" then yes

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

toggle posted:

stay safe top city homo, you can do this

learn to url filter in your router to block certain sites when the mind is weak

i have installed leechblock on my computer

my dick will rise again

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