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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?


Yeah, buy the clearance cookies, you clearly earned it by that "workout" clothing that is remarkably not sweaty at all.

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
you're such a jerk lol

hypersober
Mar 27, 2006
...
:boom:

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

maybe he loving changed before going to the store instead of wearing his sweatsuido around

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

moose face posted:

you're such a jerk lol

He's right next to the meat and eggs and frozen food and buying almost expired cookies he deserves to be shamed.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
im jealous of fatguy calves

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
you're not wrong, he's filth

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:


i want to know where the chair came from

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Three Olives posted:



Yeah, buy the clearance cookies, you clearly earned it by that "workout" clothing that is remarkably not sweaty at all.

It'll be sweaty enough by the time he reaches the checkout counter

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

maybe they for his sick momma or sweetheart, she loves clearance cookies and he's trying to win his battle with diabetes before it's type-2 late

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

you go to the grocery? i imagined you had your meals brought on some kind of extra obnoxious silver platter.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

moose face posted:

you're not wrong, he's filth

glad we could agree on our feelings about 3o

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Locker Room Zubaz posted:



i want to know where the chair came from

lmao

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Three Olives posted:



Yeah, buy the clearance cookies, you clearly earned it by that "workout" clothing that is remarkably not sweaty at all.

Your grocery store looks like poo poo.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
hoyl shti

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i have a hangup about having frozen food in the house, but i don't ever cook. usually i come back from the grocery with bananas and tortillas.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

please dont take pictures of other people at grocery stores

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
You're ugly OP

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
that is a really fat guy!

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Three Olives posted:

He's right next to the meat and eggs and frozen food and buying almost expired cookies he deserves to be shamed.
maybe he's short of money you bourgeois piss

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

GUYS STOP posted:

that is a really fat guy!

dude/dudette, that is "Wal-mart normal"

Don't make me post pictures. We'll all suffer for it.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

You're ugly OP

Thankfully mostly only on the inside.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Three Olives posted:

Thankfully mostly only on the inside.

Afraid not

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Gazpacho posted:

maybe he's short of money you bourgeois piss

dude even poo poo like eggs rice and boullione is probs cheaper than clearance cookies

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


that's me

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
we need to make a 3O bingo card, let's see...fat people, condo (that's the free square), dogs, keurig, noisy kids, "my doorman", terrible fashion sense, bad at decorating

how many squares are on a bingo card?

Korthal
May 26, 2011

That's not a very nice thing to do op, take a picture of someone doing something completely normal and posting it online. :ohdear:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

we need to make a 3O bingo card, let's see...fat people, condo (that's the free square), dogs, keurig, noisy kids, "my doorman", terrible fashion sense, bad at decorating

how many squares are on a bingo card?

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Maybe he heard you talking on the phone about your condo and tried to find something to poison him as quickly as possible.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
3O is like a chameleon who can't change his color

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



gnarlyhotep posted:

we need to make a 3O bingo card, let's see...fat people, condo (that's the free square), dogs, keurig, noisy kids, "my doorman", terrible fashion sense, bad at decorating

how many squares are on a bingo card?

instead of a bingo dauber you have to just ink up your dick and smash it against the board

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..

gnarlyhotep posted:

we need to make a 3O bingo card, let's see...fat people, condo (that's the free square), dogs, keurig, noisy kids, "my doorman", terrible fashion sense, bad at decorating

how many squares are on a bingo card?

Cardio

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
he's a real chameleon but lacks the basic thing that all other chameleons have

it's why he's so mad at plain old regular people all the time

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

gnarlyhotep posted:

we need to make a 3O bingo card, let's see...fat people, condo (that's the free square), dogs, keurig, noisy kids, "my doorman", terrible fashion sense, bad at decorating

how many squares are on a bingo card?

Suburbs, HOA, Children, I have passionate feelings about many things that people are wrong on.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
ugh ugh ugh, a shabby FATSO in my nice supermarket, why doesn't he buy a gym membership? why doesn't he buy meat? why doesn't he go to the apparel shop and pick up some colorful and trendy fashions with the brand on display? the goons have got to see this!

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop


Lawsuit.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
3O is one of the best posters in gbs

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
certainly one of most fun to post about

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fetus Tree posted:

3O is one of the best posters in gbs

one of the only posters really

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
fat people buying food will always be funny because they do it so often the law of averages kicks in and you get pictures like the scooter or the random chair itt

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