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Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax

gently caress da Mods posted:

guessing your ––wait for it–– FATTY

NO
loving
WAY

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
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talk about a beached whale!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Wow people getting really touchy about a fat buying food, weird.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
keep on rolling with the punchs, three olives

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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fat people are gross and fun to make fun of, keep it up 3O

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i generally agree that fat people are funny but it's creepy to take pictures of them at the grocery store and come home and post about their clothing choices. then talk to your 60 yr old boyfriend about how the fashion was so boring in the bakery aisle and the grocery store doesn't have the same elegance it used to

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

sneaking around taking photos of strangers who aren't even doing anything interesting, thats hosed up man

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
op is a spergy p.o.s

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
"What would you like on your burger?"
"Mayo, ketchup, ranch, mustard, extra spicy cheese, hold the pickle."

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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jars of that stuff man

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:



jars of that stuff man

If those are just run of the mill salted pretzels they are actually not that bad as a snack

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
sigh... forced to admit that three olives is not the faggiest poster itt, we got some real beta bitches posting this morning

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

moose face posted:

If those are just run of the mill salted pretzels they are actually not that bad as a snack

Wash em down with a jug of water and you'll feel pretty full, too.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
3O is the most depressing gay man

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

three olives, fat people, food, vague but ultimately unfulfilled promises of physical exertion

this thread is going places

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

gnarlyhotep posted:

3O is the most depressing gay man

How's that? Because he pines for his days of being a non-chubby twink?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Wicker Man posted:

Wash em down with a jug of water and you'll feel pretty full, too.

Yeah good for munching on when you're exerting yourself in the heat and need to stay hydrated.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

gnarlyhotep posted:

3O is the most depressing gay man

I drink to kill the pain.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

that guys not even that fat, he looks like an average american to me

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
3O why not get a personal trainer and chef with your piles of cash so you can stop being a sad fat gay?

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Wicker Man posted:

How's that? Because he pines for his days of being a non-chubby twink?

No, because he never talks about fun stuff like sucking dick and taking cock with hot guys. All he does is project his self loathing of his fatness onto other poor overweight folks.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Three Olives posted:

I drink to kill the pain.

Just remember whenever you go out that you're nothing but a piece of gently caress meat to everyone

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Still confused by this thread

GBS would rather go after 3o and ignore fatties?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Three Olives posted:

Wow people getting really touchy about a fat buying food, weird.

save ur edginess for ur gaytime pleasures

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
I'm going to need more funny fat people pictures instead of what's going on in here. Averging 1 funny fat picture a page, voted 1

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I care about fat people buying food because it directly impacts my life. That's also why I won't stand for gays getting married.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
he was asking for it, dressed all shabby like that

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Legs.jpeg

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

KoRMaK posted:

Still confused by this thread

GBS would rather go after 3o and ignore fatties?

That guy isn't fat enough to warrant it he's just your standard shlub

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
this thread is a hilarious SA oddity. like it has

1) a f at person to make fun of
2) Three olives to make fun of

but you cant have both or it messes up the other. also the poster is almost certainly as fat and d oes the same thing at their walmart. defending the honour of the man might be the most honest thing to do, but its so GBS 1.0 its painful!

anyways , i will continue to study this thread

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Three Olives posted:

Thankfully mostly only on the inside.

We've seen the pics, its in the outside too

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

1gnoirents posted:

this thread is a hilarious SA oddity. like it has

1) a f at person to make fun of
2) Three olives to make fun of

but you cant have both or it messes up the other. also the poster is almost certainly as fat and d oes the same thing at their walmart. defending the honour of the man might be the most honest thing to do, but its so GBS 1.0 its painful!

anyways , i will continue to study this thread

yeah but for real three olives is insanely hosed up.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



moose face posted:

That guy isn't fat enough to warrant it he's just your standard shlub
You just think that because we've all gotten use to fatness.

Gandalfini in Sopranos S1 was "fat" for even back then but compared to now he looks just kind of average.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

1gnoirents posted:

this thread is a hilarious SA oddity. like it has

1) a f at person to make fun of
2) Three olives to make fun of

but you cant have both or it messes up the other. also the poster is almost certainly as fat and d oes the same thing at their walmart. defending the honour of the man might be the most honest thing to do, but its so GBS 1.0 its painful!

anyways , i will continue to study this thread

Go make a fat thread let's see if people hate you as much

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

KoRMaK posted:

You just think that because we've all gotten use to fatness.

Gandalfini in Sopranos S1 was "fat" for even back then but compared to now he looks just kind of average.

Fat is the new average. That's why I slightly resent it when people call me skinny. I'm not skinny, skinny is underweight but apparently some people feel that skinny just means 'not fat'

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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is this seriously how it is in america

i mean we got fatties here too but ive never seen a single person on a scooter when im buying food, except for ancient old people

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


JFairfax fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Feb 18, 2015

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