NASCAR Bingo 2015: "Isn't this a race? Shouldn't they be racing?"

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Elitist Bitch: Sep 13, 2007

It's time for the Daytona 500, the Super Bowl of Stock Car racing! And you know what that means...

That's right...
:siren:

SASCAR Bingo is back, baby! :siren:

After a hiatus (and by that I mean kidc got sick of our bullshit), SASCAR Bingo is back! For those of you that are new-ish to SASCAR, for restrictor plate races players will receive a card with driver numbers. On Sunday, come join us in IRC (or not, you goony neckbeard) and watch the race with us. If a driver crashes, you get to mark them off.

So, here's the deal. I'm doing Daytona as a trial. If this goes well, I'll commit to doing the whole season. But, as with the old system, if you don't enter Daytona, you won't be eligible for the championship (which I probably will do, if I'm not moving cross country in May).

The 2015 restrictor plate races are:
2/22 Daytona 500
5/3 Geico 500 (Talladega)
7/5 Pepsi 400 (Daytona)
10/25 Alabama 500 (Talladega)

Outlaw Mailman has generously agreed to donate a :siren:

FABULOUS MYSTERY PRIZE :siren:

to the winner for Daytona. So yeah, there's a prize too. If the winner could post a pic of themselves with the prize, or just a picture of the prize, that'd be really swell.

To receive a card, just reply to this post with something to the effect of "I want a card". Signups are open from now until 8AM Central Time on Saturday. NO LATE SIGNUPS. Oh, and a final thank you to Melloran for making the app that builds and grades the cards., because otherwise I'd be writing code that does this instead of running bingo.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 05:35

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:43

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

One bingo card, please hold the start-n-parks

# ? Feb 18, 2015 05:38

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

It;s your problem now sucker :unsmigghh:

Card me.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 05:53

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

One card of Bingo fun times, please, kind lady of SASCAR.

I will attempt to get a picture of my card from the track as I usually do with the 400.

We set up #bingo in IRC at some point for scoring.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:02

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Card me yo

# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:14

mischief: Jun 3, 2003

Does that count, EB?

# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:20

Boomer The Cannon: Oct 27, 2011; Gotta see it live!

I'm in.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:43

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

I'm down.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 07:02

gret: Dec 12, 2005; goggle-eyed freak

Bingo me.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 07:17

Harry J: Nov 8, 2004; LS-WHAT???!!!!????!!!!

I'll give it a go.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 07:17

JingleBells: Jan 7, 2007; Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Big fan of games of skill, bingo me!

# ? Feb 18, 2015 10:24

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost