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youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp



Harry potter is an obvious lgbt metaphors. First Harry is introduced to a secret community by a big hairy man. Harry belongs in this community due to special differences he discovers at puberty. Then there's riding broom sticks, (obvious. Dicks I mean of course.) Mud bloods are bisexuals who are not welcomed by the more pure minded.

Anyway what I'm saying is recommend me some good gay wizard books to Schlick it to.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m2pFYYEiko

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
It's like the end of usual suspects for me right now

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


i was about to try and find the title of this to share. good work.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
this explains a lot

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW_7FzbYsEI

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

lol: "blowJOB"

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

The best gay wizard book is The Magicians because Harry Potter fans got mad that all the Wizards were seized with ennui and were trapped in loveless relationships.

It's basically literally a trap for them

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm0iCIfF-Vs

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i thought they were black guys who didn't realize it until an owl brought them a letter saying "you're black, come to black school"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Gatekeeper posted:

i thought they were black guys who didn't realize it until an owl brought them a letter saying "you're black, come to black school"

idgi

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
because black people dont go to school

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I still don't get it

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i'm black

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
man your joke really sucked

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
sorry to disappoint

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
it's ok, I love all my GBS goons

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Dumbledore always says love is the most powerful magic

gay as gently caress

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

mah wahf! -Borat

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
http://www.bash.org/?111338

Replace wand with wang

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

etc

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Dumbledore always says love is the most powerful magic

gay as gently caress

love is the most powerful magic

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
hate is pretty cool too guys

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's actually an allegory about facial paralysis

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i went to wizard art school it was was cooler

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
no wizard is not-gay

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Whole bunch of gay wizard sex ITT

I give up.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Gaben?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

take me to wizard school

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

they even had the magic equivalent of metal detectors at the entrance to the school just like real life black schools, thats why those dropout gang members had to sneak in through a cabinet or something when they wanted to merc dumbledore

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
There's a little too much 'wand grasping' for comfort

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Republican Vampire posted:

The best gay wizard book is The Magicians because Harry Potter fans got mad that all the Wizards were seized with ennui and were trapped in loveless relationships.

It's basically literally a trap for them

the characters in that book are really insufferable pretentious fuckwits tho

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Neurosis posted:

the characters in that book are really insufferable pretentious fuckwits tho

That's kinda the point

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Cumslut1895 posted:

That's kinda the point

my point being it was a decent book but reading about insufferable fuckwits for several hundred pages can be trying

they're better in the next books

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Neurosis posted:

my point being it was a decent book but reading about insufferable fuckwits for several hundred pages can be trying

they're better in the next books

I think one of the point he was trying to make was that not being an insufferable fuckwit is almost entirely dependent on parenting that is at least half-assed

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Jk Rowling was very brave in making a closet homosexual character with virtually no reference to the fact but then made a big deal out of it after the last book was published

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
An openly gay character would just be redundant since the books are a metaphor, and like gbs everyone is gay regardless of orientation

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youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

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