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1- Dude punched me in the side of the head. I punched him in the chin and messed up my ring finger. Ended up on the ground until we got broken up. 2- Drunk Airforce dude randomly punched me in the forehead when I was coming out of the bar. Nothing else happened except a lump on my forehead. 3- Dude tried to rear naked choke me after an altercation. I dropped to the ground to break it and his friend kicked me in the side of my neck. They left after that. 
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psyopmonkey posted:1- Dude punched me in the side of the head. I punched him in the chin and messed up my ring finger. Ended up on the ground until we got broken up. You need to stop antagonizing people.
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Feb 18, 2015 18:45
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Agag posted:You need to stop antagonizing people. I dont anymore. I was an agry dude. 
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Feb 18, 2015 18:45
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psyopmonkey posted:2- Drunk Airforce dude randomly punched me in the forehead when I was coming out of the bar. Nothing else happened except a lump on my forehead. lol
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Feb 18, 2015 18:46
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i fishhooked a kid in 2nd grade and it was really bloody and my first girlfriend broke up with me about but i didn't care bc i wrecked that kids poo poo and it was awesome fighting as an adult scares me so i just talk tough and try to only associate with people i can physically dominate
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Feb 18, 2015 18:56
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Agag posted:You need to stop antagonizing people. I'm not surprised at all given how he posts
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Feb 18, 2015 19:04
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Antagonizing people online is safer.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:07
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lets see hotel casino some guy was shaking his girlfriend or wife or whatever and yelling at her. i said "oh tough guy arent you cool" and walked away laughing. he ran up on me and punched me in the back of the head and then ran away. i was a minor at the time. hotel casino parking lot. there was a car show that me and my buddies were at. my one friend got really drunk and called some dude a human being. i knew my buddy was too drunk to fight so i fought for him. i had nunchucks in my pants but gave them to my friend before the fight. i ended up blindly awkwardly swinging and managed to knock the guy on the ground, where i proceeded to hit his head into the concrete kind of gently for about 30 seconds until his girlfriend screamed at me to stop. we walked away i was drinking beer up in the mountains at this place we called the pit, because it was a big fire pit. i asked this dudes girlfriend for her number, she told her boyfriend, i said do something about it pussy, he wrestled me to the ground and gouged my eye. it hurt. i lost that fight. i was back up at the pit again about a year later. that same guy i got into a fight with the time before was doing brodies drunk around a bunch of us and some youngsters celebrating someone's 18th birthday (i actually kissed the girl celebrating her birthday this night before the fight). i said hey quit driving drunk around us dude that's stupid (i've been in a drunk driving accident). he got out, i called him a bitch, he hit me in the back of the head, and we wrestled (fully clothed mined you there was no funny business going on). i ended up getting him in a choke hold. i held on for about 30 seconds since i didnt want this rear end in a top hat gouging my eye again. one of his friends kicked m e in the back soccer style. i got up, about 5 of them surrounded me and proceeded to punch me. my nose exploded, but i never fell down. my friends bitched out and ran to my truck screaming lets get out of here. i joined a mixed martial arts group focused on jiu jitsu kempo greco roman wrestling and boxing i was going to a concert at some dive bar wit h some of my mma friends (a dude and his gf), and i had brought a date that night. my date and i went to the gas station next door so i could buy a burrito before the concert. as i was walking out some guy should checked me. i was going to let it go but he didnt want to. we had a stare down for prbobably a minute. i grew bored since i was dead sober. he hit me in the back of the head (a recurring theme). I turned around, front kicked him away, and came forward and hit him with a strong left hook in the jaw. he cried in front of his girlfriend, the gas station staff got in between us and called the cops on him, i got to go to a cool concert, got laid, and ate my burrito. my last fight was a smoker fight in phuket thailand at tiger muay thai where i trained for 3 months. it was a boxing match with corner coaches, a cheering crowd, and a judgement. i won the first round and lost the next two (3 3minute rounds). i lost by decision. all of these are true. even the nunchucks.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:33
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people who get into fights as grown rear end men are both physically small and pricks.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:34
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subhuman filth posted:people who get into fights as grown rear end men are both physically small and pricks. This 10k times.
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I was physically small as a child. In High School, I didn't break 5'6" until my senior year, then somehow in the year AFTER that, I finally grew to 6' (5'11" and some change) In Seventh Grade, for reasons I can't remember this one girl was really pissed at me so at Recess two guys grabbed my arms and pinned me against a tetherball pole and she punched me in the stomach hard enough to make me cry. Then the word went around the school that a girl beat me up. Later on, we had a yearbook and on the last day of school, a bunch of people signed it with "You can be champ over Mandy" and poo poo, but she wrote a long note apologizing for the fights and hoping we could be friends. I developed a huge crush on her at that point. A few weeks later, my dad said "You don't need to keep that", and threw away the yearbook. In the second ninth grade I mentioned earlier, I was out playing football with the neighborhood kids after school. There was this one sixth grader who was taller and bigger than me who decided to take offense to the way I was playing and we got into a shouting match, then a shoving match, then he punched me in the nose. I sat down for a minute and pinched my nose shut until the bleeding stopped, then decided to join the game again. A little while later, he got pissed again, tried to start another shoving match and so I said "no, I'm done" and I turned to walk away and he sucker punched me in the side of my face from behind and I dropped to the ground like a sack of poo poo. When I got home my mother flipped out again and decided to drag me back down to the park so she could fix everything by screaming at it (her preferred method). I really wish my parents had just listened to me instead of deciding at first glance that they knew the whole story and had to fix everything in my life. 
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Feb 18, 2015 19:56
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i had to choke out a bro dude once because he was insisting we double team this girl i was into and i was like a. your a fag and b. no and he charged at me so I wrapped up on his neck and choked him a lot and told him to relax and he apologized and went to sleep and i hooked up with the girl and he woke up in the middle of the night to piss on her ps3 and bounced and it was all kinda funny to me bc i was a skinny dweeb and figured hed beat the poo poo out of me but it turns out he was a big puss crybaby and im really glad ive never had a physical confrontation with someone who really knows how to fight
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Feb 18, 2015 20:05
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Once a guy called my girlfriend at the time a huge bitch so I knocked him on his arse p much out cold. Felt like a badman at the time but turns out he was right. Sorry random dude at Reading Festival 2013.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:43
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My Q-Face posted:I developed a huge crush on her at that point. A few weeks later, my dad said "You don't need to keep that", and threw away the yearbook.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:57
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When I was 19, I met a kid and his girlfriend while waiting for a greyhound bus. Guy seemed sketchy, but he had a girl with him, so we ended up walking around a little bit. He tried to tear my bag off my shoulder, and then we stared each other down, I tried to kick him, he punched me, we stared some more, and he left. A week later, I am walking down the street in a big Vietnamese cone hat, and some kids say "Nice hat", I look over and there are some kids and he is sitting with them. I told them all what he did, and they laughed at him. 
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Feb 18, 2015 21:04
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glowing-fish posted:A week later, I am walking down the street in a big Vietnamese cone hat, and some kids say "Nice hat", I look over and there are some kids and he is sitting with them. I told them all what he did, and they laughed at him.
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Feb 18, 2015 21:10
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subhuman filth posted:people who get into fights as grown rear end men are both physically small and pricks. Every fight I've ever been in, right there.
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Feb 18, 2015 21:22
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is that person saying that big people don't fight
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Feb 18, 2015 21:25
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fanged wang posted:is that person saying that big people don't fight
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Feb 18, 2015 21:34
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i stabbed a black guy once just so i could see the life leave his eyes up close
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Feb 18, 2015 21:42
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a hole-y ghost posted:no hes saying small shrimpy guys shouldn't fight i would rather be assaulted by a shrimpy guy than a large man imo i disagree small ppl are very easy to beat up because don't have a lot of mass and fundamentally lack confidence which makes them more desirable as a fighting opponent from the perspective of a medium or large sized person
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Feb 18, 2015 21:47
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lol if you can't talk your way out of 95% of altercations
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Feb 18, 2015 21:49
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:lol if you can't talk your way out of 95% of altercations
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Feb 18, 2015 22:05
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predatory violence is super rare compared to two dipshits egging each other on violence
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Feb 18, 2015 22:10
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I got in a ton of fights in like middle school and really liked picking em even though I lost about as many as I won. One I recall a dude who was way stronger than me got me in an empty room and took a swing at me and I ducked and got him in a headlock and started bashing him into stuff, but I couldn't knock him out or anything so after like ten minutes of pounding his head on things slowly he just asked me to let him go and I did. Then he told all his friends he kicked my rear end 
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Feb 18, 2015 22:17
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vyst posted:I got my rear end kicked by a girl because I paid her $300 same
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Feb 18, 2015 22:20
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One time I did something I don't even remember to the fat kid nobody liked so he challenged me to a fight in the parking lot after class. I kicked him in the nuts and he made a weird noise and fell over, nobody cared
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Feb 18, 2015 22:21
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can someone post that tv tropes fight involving rulers or whatever its as believable as the rest of these stories
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Feb 18, 2015 22:22
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One time the fat kid who everyone did like got me on the ground and sat on me and almost broke my back, flawless victory. don't fight fat kids
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Feb 18, 2015 22:24
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one time this dude asked me to hit him as hard as i could and i did but long story short it was my own face i was hitting crazy right
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Feb 18, 2015 22:27
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When I was a freshman this guy heard a rumor that I thought he was cute, instead of being flattered by it he instead thought it would be good to call me a queer and sucker punch me. Despite not fighting back I was given 3 days of in school suspension, he was given 3 days OSS and 3 days of ISS. He kept talking poo poo about me the entire time so eventually I just told him I would fight him. We met up and "fought" which consisted of him beating the poo poo out of me. Finally one of my friends stopped the fight and picked me up. After that him and I became sort of friends which was weird, but I guess thats just a guy thing.
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fanged wang posted:one time this dude asked me to hit him as hard as i could and i did but long story short it was my own face i was hitting crazy right Whoa. 
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Got mugged three times. Once in seventh grade in front of a crowd on a bus platform. Once in tenth grade by like a dozen guys mere feet from my doorstep. They kicked me off my bike, kicked the poo poo out of me, and brandished a bigass knife. I walked home and called the cops, and they were apprehended less than ten minutes later, waiting for a streetcar. The third time was in college. My roommate/lab partner and I were walking home from campus after a late-night recording session. Again, we were like a block from home. Some guys jumped out around the corner, separated us and started pounding on us. My buddy fought back so two of them ganged up on him and kicked him in the head a few times. I was just stunned and got knocked down pretty easily, and even though I was carrying a knife in my pocket, I just let the kid rip off my backpack. It was probably having the knife on me that scared me the most about the situation. They stole our hard drives, with all of our recording sessions and work on them. About a year ago in a dive bar where I worked, I told some alcoholic Irishman off for sexually harassing one of the servers. His alcoholic father turned me around in my barstool and broke my nose. The owners didn't even ban the guy for one day and basically fired me for getting the police involved, so I reported them to the AGCO; they probably had to pay a hefty fine for their useless unlicensed bouncers. Two months ago I was on a first date at an arcade bar. There were some corporate Christmas parties there so it was unusually packed and people were unusually rowdy. I was playing Galaga when two guys behind me started arguing. A slight, kinda-nerdy guy was politely telling a larger, cologne-drenched guy to leave his female friend alone. The bro didn't like that and grabbed him by the collar, all "let's go I'll fuckin' kill you." I turned away from the cabinet, and I was standing right behind him. He threw a punch and I just reached my arm around his neck, yanked him away and dragged him past the arcade cabinets. He tried to take me down but ended up wrapped around my leg; the bouncer ran up and took him out of the place. It was pretty dumb in retrospect - I could have been bottled or something. The bar staff all seemed to think I did the right thing, and I didn't even get kicked out. The slight guy bought drinks for me and my girl, and one of his friends kept calling me "fuckin' deezed!" I guess I missed a really good opportunity to say "GAME OVER, MOTHERFUCKER" when I took out the guy. Mister Speaker fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 18, 2015 22:41
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Started wrestling with this loudmouth dude and his friends started punching the back of my head, got a nose fracture
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i got shitfaced at a club in bangkok and was thrown out/beat up by the bouncers. thats the closest i think. i try to avoid conflict but im an rear end in a top hat when im drunk edit: in retrospect basically any bad thing ive done or had happen to me was when i was shitfaced. oh well <3 booze Tolkien minority fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 18, 2015 22:43
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:lol if you can't talk your way out of 95% of altercations Ya someone should just make a thread about times you didn't get into a fight. Good idea
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this guy yelled at me about wanting to fight and i kinda wanted to but he was letting his 90 lb gf restrain him which i figured was his gentlemanly way of telling me he'd rather not fight so did not pres the issue this is a true life story from the fanged wang archives
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another time these 2 black dudes thought it would be funny to break into my car while i was banging the crap out of faruza balk but i showed them a thing or two
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This drunk guy in the bar one time was being a real dick to my friend so I told him to gently caress off. He got right in my face and his drunk idiot buddies were right behind him talking poo poo too. I basically just told him he was an idiot and turned around to go back to our table when he tried to tackle me from behind. I've got some brazillian jiu jitsu training so I was able to take him down to the ground with me and he ended up on top of me and I could tell he was trying to either choke me out or headbutt me so I was holding him under the chin with my face pressed really close to his. We struggle for a bit and then out of nowhere he kisses me right on the mouth! My brain kinda shut down for a few seconds because I was so surprised, but when I come to my senses again I'm rock hard and kissing him back! Anyways, fast forward 6 years and we're happily married and awaiting final approval on our adoption application.
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Stottie Kyek posted:since taking up krav I've been at the odd few anti-fascist marches, basically turning out in greater numbers whenever any local fascists try to protest something, and occasionally a fight kicks off at those, but what usually happens is either the police handle it or the Trotskyites all pile in and stick their stupid posters and stickers all over everything to get publicity, so often you can't get near the fash anyway to hit them.
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