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I was drinking a beer outside when suddenly this one drunken dude went loving nuts and started beating me. Broke my nose and cheek by kicking my unconscious body. I tried suing him but my lawyer failed to enter the court so the assault guy won it by default.
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:was your lawyer waiting outside the courthouse to beat you up again? I wasn't there. So basically my assaulter was there with the judge and neither me or my lawyer showed up. I didn't get the money I would have demanded, but at least I wasted my assaulter's time.
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Feb 19, 2015 10:05
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I got in a shouting match with some rear end in a top hat, turned to walk away and the dude just shoves me to the ground really hard. that wouldn't have been bad except my head bounced off the sidewalk and cut my scalp. I turned over and he was stomping towards me with his fists balled up so I cocked my leg back and smashed it into his nuts as hard as I could as he got over me. he didn't even yell just made a silent scream face with a weird eeking sound and fell over grabbing his junk. I got up and one of my friends helped me wander off to a bathroom cause I was bleeding all over my ear and the side of my neck. I found out the next day that I had kicked him so hard one of his testicles had burst and he was in the hospital getting nutsack surgery to fix it, I'd feel bad but he was a serious rear end in a top hat and I got a nasty concussion (no staples or stitches though) so gently caress 'em. Why did I recreate this scene with Beavis and Butthead in my mind?
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Feb 19, 2015 12:02
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