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HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

holy poo poo the video, this guys getting cucked by joe biden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSDACKjdIA

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

HEY VAPER posted:

holy poo poo the video, this guys getting cucked by joe biden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSDACKjdIA

what in the gently caress

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
Why does that video have four editors?

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Biden best of

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DKg6WeWAuQA

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

HEY VAPER posted:

holy poo poo the video, this guys getting cucked by joe biden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSDACKjdIA

he's known this chick + her hubby for years from his time in legislation

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ

A heartbeat away... from my heart :swoon:

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Considering how drunk he is I am more than a little jealous he can dance that well.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

drowningidiot posted:

Old Handsome Joe


I wanna get the double guns from Joe Biden, that would be awesome.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

in what universe is this a gaffe?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE


Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

For some reason this reminds me of Larry David.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

i'm the reflexive, shuddering, head movement

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

spacemang_spliff posted:

this chick looks like a 40 year old 13 year old.

This isn't her first rodeo.

On the other hand, in the one with the SecDef's wife she looks like is thinking "Not now Joey, Ash is standing right over there.".

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

joe biden is a piece of poo poo and so is the state of delaware

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Exclamation Marx posted:


i'm the reflexive, shuddering, head movement

was i the only one who physically cringed at this

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
joe biden fingered my mom and then made all the secret service guys sniff his finger

Vorik posted:

was i the only one who physically cringed at this

nope, its pretty :gonk:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
if you don't like joe biden you are a god drat pinko commie

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

he's known this chick + her hubby for years from his time in legislation

so hes their bull then?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

he's known this chick + her hubby for years from his time in legislation

Knows in the Biblical sense.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

itt betas complain over true alpha behavior

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
Somebody should post that gif of biden morphing into the dog. I can't find it for some reason.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

etalian posted:

itt betas complain over true alpha behavior

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

HEY VAPER posted:

so hes their bull then?

well obv

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

etalian posted:

Imagine if you had a Biden-Bill Clinton ticket

Pair them up with JFK and Robert Kennedy and you'd have the Four Pussy Hounds of the Apocalypse.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

etalian posted:

itt betas complain over true alpha behavior

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

etalian posted:

itt betas complain over true alpha behavior

alpha behavior is loving creepy

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

alpha behavior is loving creepy

king of the beta right here guys

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Yeah the guy who's been married for 30 years after tragically losing his previous family in a car crash is a noted sex hound.

And a monster, per the GBS Communist Intern.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Diamond Joe likes the ladies, and he understands that age is just a number.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Let me just kiss you STOP MOVING AND LET ME KISS YOUR FACE. You're loving beautiful, did you know that? I'm gonna cum in your mom, and then I'm gonna cum in you too. I'm the Vice President, bitch.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

drowningidiot posted:

Somebody should post that gif of biden morphing into the dog. I can't find it for some reason.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

A Handed Missus posted:

REPORTER: Mr. President, what's your favorite Wu Tang album?

OBAMA: What kind of question is --

[biden grabs podium]

BIDEN: LIQUID SWORDS

And the Union was saved.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Drink Cheerwine posted:

ham diddle, implacable foe of misogyny, thinks this thread is great yet still yearns for joe's gentle caress

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/joe-biden-we-need-to-talk-about-the-way-you-touch-wome-1686648038

Someone posted this in the comments as a reason to hate Biden but goddamn is he wrong, this just makes me like him more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1j0FS0Z6ho

HEY VAPER posted:

holy poo poo the video, this guys getting cucked by joe biden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSDACKjdIA
It looks more like she was nervous and didn't know where to stand which is why he dragged her over in front of him (and next to her husband) in a more appropriate spot. It also looks like he just reassured her when he whispered in her ear like that.

Cowman fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Feb 20, 2015

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009




Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

in what universe is this a gaffe?

in what universe is that actually joe biden

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Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.



:swoon:

He can lick my gravy anytime. Dentures optional

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