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Why is she so dirty?? What's the deal??
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its art
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 17:41 |
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I'm sliding into the uncanny valley
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 17:43 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:I'm sliding into the uncanny valley heeeey baby lemme get a look at that uncanny valley
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 17:50 |
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Mange Mite posted:sounds expensive, it's cheaper just to have your security guy send a couple of roughnecks with axe handles to beat up the subhumans Except that a couple of roughnecks will tire after the first dozen of cracked heads, a humanoid drone can keep busting heads 24 hours with no breaks.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:21 |
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Robots already did take my job but it turns out that my bosses are all too lazy/stupid to run the robots so now I just do the same work in like two hours and just sit around the rest of the day Sometimes the robots break down and they pay me extra to fix them
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:26 |
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gently caress eat talk sleep am i missing anything? oh poo poo
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:43 |
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I'm going to install the compliance chips in people's brains. Work hard in the value mines, Wal-Man, and we activate your pleasure centers. Work badly and you'll be writhing on the floor until your next 20 hour shift.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 23:00 |
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Trochanter posted:I'm going to install the compliance chips in people's brains. "They took my genitals. Can you make that better? There's a wire in my brain that simulates sexual pleasure when I greet people. That's all I have now."
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 23:06 |
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EvilJoven posted:I keep saying that the revolution will come as soon as most people can't afford cable. or beer
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 23:46 |
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Young Freud posted:Except that a couple of roughnecks will tire after the first dozen of cracked heads, a humanoid drone can keep busting heads 24 hours with no breaks. If you really need to break that many heads then your media guys are loving up.
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# ? Feb 18, 2015 23:49 |
Do what the proud aboriginals world wide did when their culture and system of reproduction was uprooted and destroyed, drink myself to death slowly.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 02:04 |
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Tsinava posted:advanced robotic systems will probably bcome self aware and an AI will take over the world and force communism upon it. the uncompromising bourgeois would swiftly get killed by drones.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 02:32 |
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i plan on becoming a robot myself actually
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 02:34 |
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Use my last $20 to buy a decent knife and then stab other streetwalkers for their shoes and organs.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 02:48 |
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won't affect me, as you can't automate my profession.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 02:58 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:won't affect me, as you can't automate my profession. what if in 10 years we have true AI? You are going to die poor in a concentration camp for poors just like the rest of us.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:02 |
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A misanthrope posted:what if in 10 years we have true AI? You are going to die poor in a concentration camp for poors just like the rest of us. well i suppose if things get that bad there's always suicide. that's one thing they can't ever take away from you.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:03 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Robots already did take my job but it turns out that my bosses are all too lazy/stupid to run the robots so now I just do the same work in like two hours and just sit around the rest of the day what do u do, if i may ask? in general terms. don't need to name the company.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:08 |
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I would have my robot life partner think up some good posts
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:10 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:well i suppose if things get that bad there's always suicide. that's one thing they can't ever take away from you. use explosives and take out some self-checkout grocery store terminals when you do it
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:12 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:well i suppose if things get that bad there's always suicide. that's one thing they can't ever take away from you. the robots overheard you and to punish you and set an example to the other fleshlings they have extracted your brain and put it in a pain-jar where it will live on in agony forever
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:12 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:won't affect me, as you can't automate my profession. How can you be so sure? And failing that, the people who lose their jobs to automation are likely your clients, or your client's clients, or your client's client's clients. If those on the bottom have no money, those in the middle have less, and so have less demand for frivolities. What makes you so sure your skills will pay the bills when there's no demand for them?
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:13 |
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Trochanter posted:How can you be so sure? And failing that, the people who lose their jobs to automation are likely your clients, or your client's clients, or your client's client's clients. If those on the bottom have no money, those in the middle have less, and so have less demand for frivolities. What makes you so sure your skills will pay the bills when there's no demand for them? Great point. I work in the media and our paychecks come from ad sales. It's a creative job and hard to automate (for now), but what happens when businesses close or are unwilling to spend money on advertising? I'm going to put on war paint and go skin the Koch brothers. That's what happens.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:20 |
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I will destroy the robots and take their jobs.A misanthrope posted:There's a theory that the reason we don't revolt right now (because income inequality really is ridiculous right now) is because there's not much difference between the quality of the life of a rich and poor person. A $400 refrigerator and $11,000 refrigerator will both keep your milk cold. Once people can't afford to eat, or get any kind of health care whatsoever, I see a growing need for your propaganda services.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:39 |
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probably just lots of drugs tbh
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:41 |
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I have many industry contacts in the robotics industry and am willing to use my influence to smuggle some meatsacks out of the rendering camps... for a few favors.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:51 |
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I already work supervising a robot, its only a matter of time till it can supervise itself then I'm screwed
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 04:03 |
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A misanthrope posted:what do u do, if i may ask? in general terms. don't need to name the company. they're calling it UX/UI design now So, like, Wordpress + copypasting JavaScript, and you're "Senior" if you remember to look at it on your phone before publishing. It's a golden age I tell ya A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Feb 19, 2015 |
# ? Feb 19, 2015 04:56 |
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go postal until i am put down
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:03 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:probably just lots of drugs tbh On a related note I guess drug dealer is a job that won't get automated. Sadly all the ED-209s walking the streets will make it a much more dangerous career.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:19 |
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A misanthrope posted:On a related note I guess drug dealer is a job that won't get automated. Sadly all the ED-209s walking the streets will make it a much more dangerous career. P sure the gangsters will just set up illegal vending machines, bottom row is all drop guns
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:22 |
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i love how those women are deeply engrossed like 'wow really makes you think'
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:26 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:What kind of poor person can afford a $400 fridge? $90 for a secondhand full-sized fridge. In the future you won't even have $90. You'll hide your dog meat in the snow outside the camp bunkhouse to keep it from spoiling. You'll die from typhus before you can eat it and the robot guards will find it during spring thaw.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:26 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:P sure the gangsters will just set up illegal vending machines, bottom row is all drop guns Vending machines are also robots.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:26 |
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A misanthrope posted:On a related note I guess drug dealer is a job that won't get automated. Sadly all the ED-209s walking the streets will make it a much more dangerous career. Drugs will be ordered online and delivered by drone -think if Easy-E ran Amazon.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:29 |
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Trochanter posted:Drugs will be ordered online and delivered by drone -think if Easy-E ran Amazon. So it'll be gay and have AIDS?
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:33 |
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Trochanter posted:Drugs will be ordered online and delivered by drone -think if Easy-E ran Amazon. Oh hell you're right. I didn't even think of that. loving robots
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:33 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:So it'll be gay and have AIDS? Yes, all of it. The warehouse, the drugs, the drones. Ordering online will give you leukemia and a craving for cock on the spot. Like introducing crack to black neighbourhoods, it's a way to keep the riffraff in line Trochanter fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Feb 19, 2015 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:34 |
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shut up human being
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