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Farming is a worthwhile vocation
This poll is closed.
Yes (go gently caress yourself) 50 29.94%
No (need more dough for the hoes) 29 17.37%
I am allergic to pine and wool (lol, pussy) 24 14.37%
gently caress off moo cow (gently caress off) 64 38.32%
Total: 97 votes
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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BONGHITZ posted:

#wifefails

lol the few times your wife ever does something stupid absolutely pales in comparison to a) the stupid fuckin poo poo you do all the time and b) all the fuckin great poo poo she does including that poo poo you dont even know she does

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Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010

pram posted:

is this the farming megathread

HOLY poo poo CAN IT BE

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010
[ask] me about the lovely brokeass deer fence i wanna put up in april

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

everyone in nz is a farmer

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Jonny 290 posted:

this is actually kind of awesome in a kind of zen frame of mind

realistically it sucks tho

Yeah it sucked balls plus she drank one of them warm

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Yeah it sucked balls plus she drank one of them warm

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Is she a farmer?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Real post for the M E G A. T H R E A D.


This is why I don't farm.



Other farms suck the aquifer to death to squirt on their dry paddocks.

I have this. Brown, dusty ground on an industry that relies on grass rather than stock feed to fatten stock.

Every summer. It's pretty much autumn now but it was still 32 degrees today. Not enough water, not enough grass. Especially when competing with corporate farms.

Let the other fuckers deal with it, im going to have a beer.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
get into permaculture and grow mega cannabis

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
hydroponics dude

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




the locals grow pot in our pine forest all the time and they set crude traps to stop the sheep from eating their dumb crop so I don't let the kids play in the forest hosed up poo poo loving war on drugs depriving children of a place to play on their own land


I burn their traps and their weed incidentally. winners don't use drugs. I'm a winner. things are going to change I can feel it.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


what sort of trap

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




all sorts but usually just electric wire powered by a bunch of d cell batteries. I throw them in the swamp

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


sell the swamp to a recycler

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 397 days!
op is a farmer

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


the highest compliment a man can pay a woman??

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
yeah i was workin the white backpack that day for sure ;-*

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

echidna penis grows pot in our pine forest all the time and he sets crude traps to stop the sheep from eating his dumb crop so I don't let the kids play in the forest hosed up poo poo loving war on drugs depriving children of a place to play on their own land


I burn his traps and his weed incidentally. winners don't use drugs. I'm a winner. things are going to change I can feel it.

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb9XTK3_n2Y

Seamonster
Apr 30, 2007

IMMER SIEGREICH
famers only dot com

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




that's nice is it all yours

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Yes those hundreds of practically unproductive acres are ours.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




wesley snypes posted:

op is a farmer

I'm really not

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Smythe please introduce a rule where anyone who calls me a farmer gets permabaned tia

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Smythe please introduce a rule where anyone who calls me a farmer gets farmerbanned tia

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
your new av should be a happy little possum

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

this but farmertanned hehe

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:xd:





And booloo I murdered half a dozen of those cute furry noisy little guys last night :smith:

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
why? if ur not a farmer what r u defending

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
also i am not opposed to kuiling any little animals that silver alirocorn or whatever posts, esp, red pandas

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

:xd:





And booloo I murdered half a dozen of those cute furry noisy little guys last night :smith:

yeah I figured you would have probably obliterated some recently. Move your farm to oz then you can be friends with them instead :unsmith:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




And become Australian? Hmmmm

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

stop calling me a gently caress you farmer

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


im a post farmer

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
im not a farmer, im a pastoral consultant

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Yeah well that's your vocation, mine involves the use of Microsoft Excel tm :chord:





50 votes hmmmm ok

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
farmer.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I would fight you for this slander, but I am too busy using Microsoft excel tm and my puny muscles and my asthma might become irritated

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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 397 days!
why dont u go work with your hands outdoors about it, lmfao

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