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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Yesterday, I realized that while for some reason goatse has been a running joke on this site for over 15 years, only half of goatse is remembered here.

For those of you who are old school to the ways of the internet, you might remember that the picture usually referred to as "Goatse" was actually called "The Receiver" and there was another picture called "The Giver", a photoshopped picture of a muscle twink on the deck of a boat, his penis increased to unrealistic proportions.

I just think we need to remember "The Giver", and not let his legacy be lost to the dark mists of the internet.

Post in this thread if you remember "The Giver" and his contributions to your life.

:nws: http://goatse.info/giver.jpg :nws:

glowing-fish fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Feb 18, 2015

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


isn't it a book?

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

I thought you meant the book

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
i have no idea what you're talking about

old-school goatman to me means "here's a great site i found to download dreamcast games: http://goatse.cx"

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i remember that book

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I always wondered why he didn't take off to stardom like receiver guy did. Prob the lack of a wedding ring.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
so post it

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

I always wondered why he didn't take off to stardom like receiver guy did. Prob the lack of a wedding ring.

Maybe he has one and we just can't see it.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


i saw that movie. it sucked

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
how was that book, though

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
It's cause it's a shop and not something you'd see in a dark alley irl

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

I always wondered why he didn't take off to stardom like receiver guy did. Prob the lack of a wedding ring.

It was most obviously a photoshop.

Whereas The Goatman was 100%natural gluten free gross butthol.

RIP

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
book

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

goatse is shockingly low resolution these days

where's our 4k goatman, glistening in hi-def

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
pretty good shadow work there op!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



why does no one remember loopback.jpg

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

goon project: goatseman documentary

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Booourns posted:

I thought you meant the book

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

I remember.

I was 13 when I saw that big dong.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
why does no one use zombo.com?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

the book was good but the author ruined the ambiguous ending by writing sequels

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
http://originalhampster.ytmnd.com/

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

amityville anus posted:

It's cause it's a shop and not something you'd see in a dark alley irl

Truth.


Better stuff here, imo

:nws: http://imgur.com/a/w0HJP#5

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Why has no entrepreneurial VICE writer or someone of the same sorts done a history of what is easily the most famous "shock" image on the internet? You'd think there would be a broadway play about goatse at this point, but no, nothing.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Are we here to talk about Animal Farm?

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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Das Boo posted:

Are we here to talk about Animal Farm?

animal farm is communist propoganda

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Buttmeister posted:

animal farm is communist propoganda

But it also has pigs, which are cute and delicious!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Probably because the giver is an obvious Photoshop of a comically large penis when the receiver is a beautiful man opening his rectum for us

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
remember when lemonparty.org was the new hotness to group IM your whole AIM contact list

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
because i do

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
I still love you, Tubgirl

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Das Boo posted:

But it also has pigs, which are cute and delicious!

Haha, did you hear that Voodoo Donuts in Portland has a maple bar with a strip of #bacon ?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

glowing-fish posted:

Haha, did you hear that Voodoo Donuts in Portland has a maple bar with a strip of #bacon ?

I live five blocks from there and the amount of tourists walking my street with pink boxes makes it look like a breastcancer cult has taken the city.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Jesus Christ posted:

Why has no entrepreneurial VICE writer or someone of the same sorts done a history of what is easily the most famous "shock" image on the internet? You'd think there would be a broadway play about goatse at this point, but no, nothing.

goatse the musical

oh what a beuatiful butthole

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

goatse is shockingly low resolution these days

where's our 4k goatman, glistening in hi-def

at some point in the future the picture will have been copied so many times the quality will be a blur and the universe will lose one of its wonders

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nation posted:

at some point in the future the picture will have been copied so many times the quality will be a blur and the universe will lose one of its wonders

I'm not sure that's how it works

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

glowing-fish posted:

I just think we need to remember "The Giver", and not let his legacy be lost to the dark mists of the internet.

The Giver Tree was forgotten because he was a massive racist and nobody liked him. Quit trying to white-wash him!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
b...book?

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
whatever happened to spin.gif

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Jesus Christ posted:

Why has no entrepreneurial VICE writer or someone of the same sorts done a history of what is easily the most famous "shock" image on the internet? You'd think there would be a broadway play about goatse at this point, but no, nothing.

There was a Gawker article about it that was pretty detailed.

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