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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Dick Church, complete with flushing fire hydrant.

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

bartlebyshop posted:

Ottawa posting and no Lester B Pearson building?


This building is actually cool

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Say Nothing posted:

Dick Church, complete with flushing fire hydrant.



TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




You would have to think the architect was seeing if anyone would notice the joke, but then plans were approved and it got out of their hands.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

In another context this would look cool. I'm just not at all sure what that context would be.

a feed and seed mill

Sparq
Feb 10, 2014

If you're using an AC/20, you only need to hit the target once. If the target's still standing, you oughta be somewhere else anyway.
Everything mr. Calatrava does is pretty much an architectural failure and a source of shame for us Spanish.

This monstrosity is the Oviedo Conference Hall, and as you can see it has no business at all being there in the middle of a residential area. The thingy in the middle is supposed to move, but it was risky as gently caress and using it meant someone could end up dead.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
is that a ruffles potato chip?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Trochanter posted:

On the whole, I'd say Gatineau is a lot nicer.

Someone's never been to Portage. Block after block of concrete government offices.



redshirt posted:

All of Ottawa was constructed in the 1970's, apparently.

Toronto too. Lots of government and corporate offices left Montreal and Quebec City for some reason :quebec:

Frosted Flake fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Feb 19, 2015

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
oh god all this ugly architecture

take a break from these disasters and gaze upon the beauty of an american suburb

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Before the coming of the Age of Condos rich people in Toronto used the Bay & Gable to show off their weath.




Truly a golden age.

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

A misanthrope posted:

oh god all this ugly architecture

take a break from these disasters and gaze upon the beauty of an american suburb



it is beautiful, comrade

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp

I could watch Jonathan Meades stuff all day, and I may just do that.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


A misanthrope posted:

oh god all this ugly architecture

take a break from these disasters and gaze upon the beauty of an american suburb



i like how there's no trees and half the fences are missing

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Kavak posted:

i like how there's no trees and half the fences are missing

trees and fences impede views and make you forget you're living in a perfect ant-like colony

trees and fences are for people who have secrets

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

A misanthrope posted:

oh god all this ugly architecture

take a break from these disasters and gaze upon the beauty of an american suburb



the way god intended us to live

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







not checking to see if it was posted but behold, smack dab in the middle of paris

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
nice happy trail

slogula
Oct 2, 2013


This is supposed to resemble a smashed guitar.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
looks more like goatse

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

Vernii posted:







MOVE ALONG CITIZEN

yeah the long lines building is cool as heck, so is the western union building:









hell yeah we're on a roll, nyc telecom buildings are great :regd08:







gently caress

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The Asahi Brewery headquarters is shaped like a giant glass of beer. I don't know what deal with the giant golden sperm is though.



Do they jack off into the beer? Is that what they are saying????

Extra Large Marge fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Feb 19, 2015

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

FizFashizzle posted:

not checking to see if it was posted but behold, smack dab in the middle of paris



this one actually owns

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Kavak posted:

i like how there's no trees and half the fences are missing

Lower middle class neigborhood, privacy fences are actually surprisingly expensive so tract home builders in cheap neighborhoods will make them optional, especially since you can't cover up shoddy rear end construction with drywall like you did in the house.

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.


Meet The Harmon. I ate breakfast in the shadow of this building back in 2011 and thought it looked pretty cool, so I researched it after my trip to the sin city.

This is when I learned of the horror.

Wikipedia posted:

Serious construction defects to the building were discovered in 2008, and the project was halted indefinitely. On August 23, 2013, a Clark County court approved the tower's demolition. The dismantling of the tower began in the summer of 2014.

Hard to believe a building so new and so large was planned for dismantling.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Angela Christine posted:


You could just do this all day long.



Or maybe have a couple friends over.



The bedrooms are much more private, they are only a huge glass wall on one side. Still, anyone in the living room can look across the pool area directly into the bedrooms.You'd need to be a pathologically tidy exhibitionist to live there.


Great if you were claustrophobic, or desperately afraid of people sneaking up on you though. You'd never have to worry about spooky haunted house shenanigans, you can see everything. If a ghost wanted to surprise you it would have to wait in the bathroom.

There's a mission in GTA V where you go to this house and snipe some guy who's throwing a party in it.

Anyway, Minneapolis is mostly a good looking city with a cool skyline, but then it has these loving monstrosities:

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
goons love brutalist architecture news at 11

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i used to live in these buildings

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Continuing the trend of ugly Ottawa libraries.




I realize this isn't an issue for the typical Goon, but gently caress all barracks, forever. Especially Shilo.









Walking past this poo poo every day crushes your spirit, living there is even worse.

Frosted Flake fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Feb 19, 2015

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Say Nothing posted:

"Nah, it'll hold"



I'm going to build an apartment building that appears to be laying down. Every window will actually be a skylight.

#functionalart

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
dental/medical college in copenhagen




appropriate artwork around it

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003





Upscale casino built in a dying town with nothing but old and degenerate gamblers. Aimed towards the youth in a dead economy, the Revel Casino was built at a cost of $2.4 billion. It declared bankruptcy after only 2 years. Recently it was bought at auction for $110 million, but the purchasers backed out of the deal. It sits and rots.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

FizFashizzle posted:

not checking to see if it was posted but behold, smack dab in the middle of paris



This is also really cool

Paris however is mostly a sloppy kludge of city planning. Most old european cities are like that but Paris is particularly loving bad even after that system update in the mid-19th century.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Is that a WWII era German 88mm Flak cannon?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Gorilla Salad posted:

Is that a WWII era German 88mm Flak cannon?

It is.

Canadian bases are full of war trophies, in a really haphazard way. On boulevards, in parks, on the lawns of buildings. Everywhere you look there are guns, tanks, planes of every era and nation on display.

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present my home town, town centre. Welcome to Cumbernauld:


(70's - 80's photo)

Basically, architecturally, the town centre makes no loving sense whatsoever. It belongs to a brutalist, utopian engineering idea that was half completed. During construction the company building it went bust and there was no structural referencing available. Urban myth has it that the architect committed suicide after construction was complete by jumping off it, although it's difficult to confirm that.


(Again 70's photo...the horror)

The town centre is a labyrinth structure. It originally incorporated two sections across what was the main thoroughfare road between Glasgow and Falkirk/Stirling. The section you see in the photos was the right side, which held a library, halls and a cinema. The very top structure was supposed to be apartment housing, but the structural defects meant this was abandoned and changed to offices. This was then abandoned also and became effectively derelict. That structure still exists. It has been empty for the better part of 40 years - an entire 4th floor consisting of nothing but empty rooms and empty promises.



Within one section of it held a very old and famous clock that belonged to one of Glasgow's railway stations before it was demolished. Cumbernauld's answer was to put it into a section of the maze barely used. The clock was almost left to complete ruin before finally being moved...funnily enough to another hallway, never to be seen!



Eventually parts of it were deconstructed. This is probably a more modern photo of it.



Today it hosts a council built town centre section to the right of it. The main architecture of the building though still exists - and no one knows if it'll ever be torn down. It stands as a monument of instrumental architectural failure. Hilariously nowadays its surrounded by a huge Tesco and Asda, which effectively kills any sort of commerce within the town centre itself.

EDIT: Final picture:



This was one of the main entrances in. That existed till about 2005!

Communist Bear fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Feb 19, 2015

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Legend has it Mitterand picked this design for the Opera Bastille as a gently caress you to a city he had grown to hate.



It's pretty difficult to fully grasp how butt loving ugly it is from just this picture, however.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006


it looks like a freighter beeched itself on a wharf and they decided to just leave it like that

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

bartlebyshop posted:

Ottawa posting and no Lester B Pearson building?


i dig this

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

lol the "hip new thing" of mondrian-inspired rectangles of prisma color plastic

there was so much potential in this trend, but everywhere i've seen it's been badly realized, and we are going to regret it more and more with the coming decades

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

it is pretty loving glorious though...

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