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Kasumeat
Nov 18, 2004

I SHOULD GO AND GET FUCKED
Here is a comprehensive list of foods you can not like if prepared well and still not be autistic:

- offal (real offal like lungs and brain, not widely-appealing stuff like heart or tripe)
- cilantro (if you're white)
- anise, fennel, etc
- intentionally disgusting foods like casa marzu

If you dislike anything else, you're autistic, sorry. If you have a problem with certain textures, you're what's considered to be low-functioning.

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



gently caress you op

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
whew thanks for that diagnosis op

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
gregory house eat your heart out

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
this explains a lot

edit: i only eat pussy/rear end

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i dont like bamboo shoots or asparagus

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i dont like brussel sprouts or sea food

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i'm not eating my brussels if you, or even my mom tells me, OP

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
i had a phase for years where i did not like avocados but now i like them again so i guess i am cured

Headline: Cure for Autism Found in Bowl of Guacamole

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib

Kasumeat posted:

- offal (real offal like lungs and brain, not widely-appealing stuff like heart or tripe)

Maybe not autistic but still bitch made

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i don't like chicken

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
mushrooms suck, i am not eating a fungus OP

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
carrots are loving gay.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Kasumeat posted:

Here is a comprehensive list of foods you can not like if prepared well and still not be autistic:

- offal (real offal like lungs and brain, not widely-appealing stuff like heart or tripe)
- cilantro (if you're white)
- anise, fennel, etc
- intentionally disgusting foods like casa marzu

If you dislike anything else, you're autistic, sorry. If you have a problem with certain textures, you're what's considered to be low-functioning.
wtfs wrong with anise and fennel

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

wtfs wrong with anise and fennel

he racist

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Kasumeat posted:

If you have a problem with certain textures, you're what's considered to be low-functioning.

if you enjoy the texture of tofu you're a real bitch-made bitch, bitch

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nosam0819 posted:

carrots are loving gay.

that's why I like them

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You know what's Autistic? When you have a problem with your food touching.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



casa marzu? lol u castin a spell on me op???

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Cilantro is great.

I dislike things like zucchini, squash, and cantaloupe. Does that make me autistic? I eat pretty much everything else. I'll also eat it if it's served at a dinner or something because it's not a big deal. I just dislike the taste, but I keep it to myself because I'm not a child.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i've always wanted to try casa marzu actually.

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Khorne posted:

Cilantro is great.

I dislike things like zucchini, squash, and cantaloupe. Does that make me autistic? I eat pretty much everything else. I'll also eat it if it's served at a dinner or something because it's not a big deal. I just dislike the taste, but I keep it to myself because I'm not a child.

The OP has spoken.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
the only reason i will ever dislike eggplant is because it's cooked wrong and it is very easy to cook wrong.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Do all autistic people make lists on how they need to live their life so other people don't notice they're autistic, or is it just a few of them like the OP?

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
eat poo poo op

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
dont eat brain lol

Kasumeat
Nov 18, 2004

I SHOULD GO AND GET FUCKED

Kumbamontu posted:

if you enjoy the texture of tofu you're a real bitch-made bitch, bitch

Tofu comes in literally every imaginable texture

Khorne posted:

Cilantro is great.

I dislike things like zucchini, squash, and cantaloupe. Does that make me autistic? I eat pretty much everything else. I'll also eat it if it's served at a dinner or something because it's not a big deal. I just dislike the taste, but I keep it to myself because I'm not a child.

The fact that you'll eat these foods when prudent to do so combined with the fact that melon and squash are often of terrible quality or prepared poorly means that this is a case of Asperger's, not Autism. I sincerely hope this provides some relief, and I wish you best of luck in coping with your condition.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I enjoy a well made big mac

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
you can flavor and texture tofu in any way you want. that's why it's a really popular food base.

i've eaten tofu cheesecake. it was loving delicious. i don't know how to make it.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Kumbamontu posted:

if you enjoy the texture of tofu you're a real bitch-made bitch, bitch

sundubu is hella good

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
I like everything except Italians and pasta

f u to hell wop chefs

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Kasumeat posted:

- cilantro (if you're white)
- anise, fennel, etc

I'm so sorry about your autism, OP.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
I like food if it is served in the form of pizza.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

never trust an elf posted:

I like everything except Italians and pasta

f u to hell wop chefs

are you trying to make Pasquale cry you heartless bastard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTOTb8FVrlk

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i dont like mayo its gross

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
dang that op was autistic as hell

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Iron Prince posted:

i dont like mayo its gross

It's only good in small quantities imo, white people be like "let's make 'salad' whose primary ingredient is mayo, what a good idea"

The GOP Delusion
Sep 10, 2010

The security of Israel is a moral imperative for all free peoples.
You're a bitch op, first three are epic foodstuffs

The GOP Delusion
Sep 10, 2010

The security of Israel is a moral imperative for all free peoples.
gently caress brussel sprouts tho

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yo brains are delicious as gently caress.

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