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CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

olives bad

salty clay

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Kasumeat
Nov 18, 2004

I SHOULD GO AND GET FUCKED

Starving Autist posted:

I'm so sorry about your autism, OP.

Thank you, your sympathy is a comforting squeeze to me

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

olives are amazing

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

This is a serious post: If you're past the age of 12 and won't eat whatever, you're a child.

Like if you're the 'no tomatoes' guy or the 'mushrooms are MOLD' guy at work, you're seen as a less than human being, and rightfully so.

Also, Captain Categorical is the worst. "I don't eat seafood."

gently caress. You. Imagine if you met someone saying "I don't eat landfood." How stupid would that sound? It would sound as stupid as you do. That's how stupid it would sound.


There. I've said what I've needed to say.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i eat whatever as long as it doesnt have gluten

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
seafood tastes like poo poo though and fish live in a toilet

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I dont like most fish but tuna is excellent

tuna OWNS

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

seafood tastes like poo poo though and fish live in a toilet

What do you think pigs and cows live in?

Also, you've done a blind taste test of poo poo and fish and found both samples indistinguishable? That's impressive.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

I'm a grown rear end man but I don't like onions
:goonsay:

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

JebanyPedal posted:

Yo brains are delicious as gently caress.

we got a walker over here

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
I don't like tomatoes, but if they are turned into a paste or sauce I love them.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Big Beef City posted:

What do you think pigs and cows live in?

Also, you've done a blind taste test of poo poo and fish and found both samples indistinguishable? That's impressive.

pigs and cows aren't submerged in poo poo.

also lol at your poo poo joke

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

its ok to like and dislike certain foods imo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Seafood owns. Mmm raw oysters. Geoduck is the bomb AND it's almost as big as my penis!!!.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

pigs and cows aren't submerged in poo poo.

also lol at your poo poo joke

There's a phrase in English that says "Happy as a pig in poo poo." Where do you think that phrase came from?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

I'm a grown rear end man but I don't like onions

this is the saddest thing ive ever heard in my entire life

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Avocado is great.
I also love cow's tongue.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Big Beef City posted:

There's a phrase in English that says "Happy as a pig in poo poo." Where do you think that phrase came from?

i don't eat pig i'm a Muslim

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

i don't eat pig i'm a Muslim

No you're a gaylim.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

i don't eat pig i'm a Muslim

autist

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cow tongue good.
Oysters better.
Sweetbread surprisingly good. I expected them to be goopy or weird, like a grisly chicken thing, or something, but nope, 'sweet' pretty much nails it.

Kasumeat
Nov 18, 2004

I SHOULD GO AND GET FUCKED

VendaGoat posted:

You know what's Autistic? When you have a problem with your food touching.

Somebody at my work is like this so I decided to tease her by mixing my food together into a slurry. I showed it to her and she literally threw up in her own mouth, so I decided not to do that again.

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Kasumeat posted:

Somebody at my work is like this so I decided to tease her by mixing my food together into a slurry. I showed it to her and she literally threw up in her own mouth, so I decided not to do that again.

How did she not throw up more upon the realization that all the food mixes in her stomach, which was then thrown up into her mouth?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Kasumeat posted:

Here is a comprehensive list of foods you can not like if prepared well and still not be autistic:

- offal (real offal like lungs and brain, not widely-appealing stuff like heart or tripe)
- cilantro (if you're white)
- anise, fennel, etc
- intentionally disgusting foods like casa marzu

If you dislike anything else, you're autistic, sorry. If you have a problem with certain textures, you're what's considered to be low-functioning.

all of the things you listed are to be liked and you're a bitchmade piece of donkey poo poo

get stabbed by a ptsd veteran hobo

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I'll eat everything in the OP, but gently caress a raw onion.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

The Dregs posted:

I'll eat everything in the OP, but gently caress a raw onion.

youd gently caress a raw onioin?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i eat normal people food, from the store.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i would gently caress a raw onion

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

TEAYCHES posted:

i would gently caress a raw onion

let me knwo if it burns your urethra

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'll eat anything i just need to have it compressed into 1 inch cubes and fed to me by a responsible chaperone who won't break character when i ask for my space food

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
i've never eaten a piece of pizza with cheese on it, and i never will.

also, seafood smells too disgusting to ever try.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

embykins posted:

also, seafood smells too disgusting to ever try.

it's good but I can't philosophically square eating it with my reaction to the very idea of eating bugs so that's a fair one

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

embykins posted:

also, seafood smells too disgusting to ever try.

smoked salmon and sea urchin are some of the best foods you could ever have

feller
Jul 5, 2006


If you have no clue what autism is... you might be autistic.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


If you can't handle that people like different things... you might be autistic

feller
Jul 5, 2006


If you make threads in GBS... you might be

feller
Jul 5, 2006


autistic

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Omelette du Fromage posted:

If you can't handle that people like different things... you might be autistic

yeah whats with fish people literally forcing fish on people who don't like fish

it's rape

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
My roommate doesn't eat fruits or vegetables it blows my mind

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Troposphere posted:

My roommate doesn't eat fruits or vegetables it blows my mind

they my need REAL FOOD for their CURVSE

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