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Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
when iron man and the hulk fight because she's convinced herself that they're loving.

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF BETH

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Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

[sotto voce]: that big green cock. sklam that mans armour with that big green cock. yeh.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



this movie is so bad how come nobody else can see this what is happening oh my gòoooooooood *endless sorroe*

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



to unronically enjoy this movie 8'd have to be the biggest piece of poo poo with the worst taste ever, i'd be too pathetic to love. but i'd be too dumb to realize it-IA IA SHUB NIGGURATH *pulls out dagger*

*disembowels self*

*spills popcorn*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Is that Cumberbitch?

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
*squeezes my legs together rythmically until I have a tearful orgasm during an extended Captain America scene*

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

iron man... he has a robotic penis that thrusts at 1,000rpm...

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
OMG I hope Hawkeye gets out of this!

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
i hope she falls in love w/ me...

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
what the gently caress hollywood, it's clear as loving day that the HULK AND IRON MAN ARE MEANT TO BE loving TOGETHER. gently caress YOU MOVIES FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE CHARACTERS AND THEN DECIDING TO gently caress OVER THE ENTIRE FANBASE. #hulkxironman #fuckyouhollywood

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
This thread is just atrociously bad

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

This thread is just atrociously bad

lotta tryhards in here

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



im going to inspire the worst thread 😢

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

This thread is just atrociously bad

it wasn't MADE to be good. if you cant understand that i guess its just not FOR you......

pedant............

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I thought Avengers 2 wasn't even out yet. And why would a girl think that the Iron Man and Hulk were having a sexual relationship? I thought Iron Man was married to Gweneth Paltrow's character. And IIRC, The Hulk also has a girlfriend, Jennifer Connoley maybe? I don't get it. Nothing about this thread makes sense.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
For real, if you aren't shipping Stark and Banner, you're lying to yourself.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
iron man cheats on hulk with james spader

and nobody blames him

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i dont like shipping bruce banner cause if he gets angry he doesnt fit in the box anymore plus i will be charged for the extra weight

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Parallax Scroll posted:

i dont like shipping bruce banner cause if he gets angry he doesnt fit in the box anymore plus i will be charged for the extra weight

Hulk doesn't gain weight when he "Hulks out" that would violate the law of conservation of mass/energy, idiot.
He puffs up like a big green balloon but weighs the same.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

burritolingus posted:

For real, if you aren't shipping Stark and Banner, you're lying to yourself.

Stark and Banner were sizzling with sexual tension in the avengers whereas Stark and Potts felt like a charade of romance.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
there's an avengers 2?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

moose face posted:

there's an avengers 2?

Out this Summer!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Ugggghhhhhh

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
im actually crying because op took me to this movie and got a boner every time they mention infinity gems

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
please move this thread to cinema discusso

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Nefarious posted:

please move this thread to cinema discusso

it doesnt pass their 47 step check list of smart posting requirements

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nefarious posted:

please move this thread to cinema discusso

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

moose face posted:

Ugggghhhhhh

Be of good cheer, friend! There's literally like 2 dozen marvel movies scheduled for like the next 8 years.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I will take a film dump of it when it comes out that is a good CD sub forum

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
I took a filmy dump on your mom's chest

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

moose face posted:

I will take a film dump of it when it comes out that is a good CD sub forum

There's a Black Panther movie coming and it will change the world.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nefarious posted:

I took a filmy dump on your mom's chest

lol classic Nefarious right here

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

redshirt posted:

There's a Black Panther movie coming and it will change the world.

Who is portraying the black panther and is it politically charged

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

moose face posted:

Who is portraying the black panther and is it politically charged

its danny devito in blackface

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

moose face posted:

Who is portraying the black panther and is it politically charged

dave franco and not really

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
I would let microwave's mom poop on me chest

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

moose face posted:

Who is portraying the black panther and is it politically charged

I don't know and I'm sure it won't but that won't stop the Freepers from frothing.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

CharlestonJew posted:

its danny devito in blackface

in a world where danny devito is in blackface and is playing the roll he was born to play, only one man will have courage to be a woman and risk everything, for true love...

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
movie is gonna be objectively bad.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


CharlestonJew posted:

its danny devito in blackface

I would be okay with watching this.

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