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I don't boat recreationally. I'm a boat junkie. I spent all my money on boats and boating related products and now I'm homeless and sucking dick just for cheap bottled boats.
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Feb 19, 2015 17:55
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Canoe owner here. It kicks rear end and the wife loves it. Also Wear sunscreen you nerds! Check classifieds, that's where I got mine for under 500 bucks.
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Feb 19, 2015 17:56
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a canoe is not a real boat you flimsy clown rear end pretender
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Feb 19, 2015 17:58
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I'll give any one of you guys a rusty trombone if I can fondle a mooring line for five minutes.
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Feb 19, 2015 17:58
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I'll race you around the block, jerk!
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Feb 19, 2015 17:59
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Im gonna buy a folding kayak soon. Gonna do some river adventures. No rapids.
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Feb 19, 2015 17:59
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im so god drat jealous of mr.jayz and ms.beyonce
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Feb 19, 2015 18:03
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Edgar posted:Canoe owner here. It kicks rear end and the wife loves it. Also Wear sunscreen you nerds! Check classifieds, that's where I got mine for under 500 bucks. Your wife is lying to you. What else is she lying about? And why would you spend $500 on sunscreen?
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Feb 19, 2015 18:03
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some people are just living better lives, straight up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEm3UtZtXKo "hmm, yes, im gonna make a 5 billion dollar boat for myself"
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Feb 19, 2015 18:05
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Zzulu posted:im so god drat jealous of mr.jayz and ms.beyonce big motorboats suck and are for certified faggots, anyone with any class gets a sailboat
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Feb 19, 2015 18:07
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Your wife is lying to you. What else is she lying about? I don't dare buy those nasty processed stuff sold in the stores. Handcrafted artisan sunscreen made from human placentas. Expensive but worth it!
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Feb 19, 2015 18:07
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"the yacht is decorated with bones of dinosaurs, tiny meteors and 100.000kg of gold and platinum" yes, of course
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Feb 19, 2015 18:07
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Dave Concepcion posted:boats own, the ocean owns, retards who hate either or both can build an ugly house with mismatched windows on swampland or buy a condo in dallas and sit there until they eventually die oh man gently caress THE OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!>>>
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Feb 19, 2015 18:19
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we had tons of boats growing up. they were fun. i could water ski at like 3.
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Feb 19, 2015 18:25
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Dave Concepcion posted:big motorboats suck and are for certified faggots, anyone with any class gets a sailboat It ceases to be a boat and becomes a ship at that point. And there's a joke rattling around somewhere about that whole million dollar boat rug thing versus dying baby argument somewhere, but it's probably too dated by now. Otherwise, yep, if you were a rich celebrity wanting to murder another rich celebrity, a boat is the way to do it. Club them over the head, weigh their body down, throw it overboard, float along for a few dozen nautical miles, then report some "terrible accident!".
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Feb 19, 2015 18:31
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psyopmonkey posted:Im gonna buy a folding kayak soon. folders get old reeeaaal fast. They're the little boat that makes you as angry as a big one!
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Feb 19, 2015 18:40
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i wish i had a small motorboat
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Feb 19, 2015 18:42
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I don't do boat recreationally I use boat to calm my stomach and I boat often to keep my tolerance up because I don't like getting too hosed up from boating.
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Feb 19, 2015 18:42
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I tried to recreate a canoe in Blender once, but it didn't come out well.
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Feb 19, 2015 18:45
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Thursday Next posted:no one should own a boat  we did have jet skis growing up (a 90s as gently caress thing), holy poo poo they were fun for the 10 days out of the year they actually worked out of the 355 days they didn't work. nothing quite like drinking a sobe, grilling some dogs along the shore and zipping around on the water.
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Feb 19, 2015 18:46
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Myron Baloney posted:folders get old reeeaaal fast. They're the little boat that makes you as angry as a big one! Oh... Well I need something portable. Im taking the AmTrak down to Salem, Or and im gonna take the river back to Portland. What would you suggest?
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Feb 19, 2015 18:47
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My dad owns like two or three boats. But he is a fisherman so they're all purely occupational tools and pretty small.
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Feb 19, 2015 18:47
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Feb 19, 2015 18:48
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Xaris posted:growing up, my dad's friend owned a boat, and he'd takes us out to lakes. it owned since we didnt have to deal with maintenance/storage/transport. its kinda amazing how much trouble it is to keep one working condition so yea, unless you have more money than sense you shouldn't own one, just know someone who does boat squatting 101
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Feb 19, 2015 18:49
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like seriously if you want to buy a boat just take 10% of what you think you'll pay for it, hand it to a buddy and say "take me out on your boat now and then". your cost/hour will be less than if you purchased a real boat and you will have none of the heartache and purchasing quantity 192 of this particular wood screw that is $0.75 apiece because there's a squeak in the foredeck
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Feb 19, 2015 18:52
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Pic of me and my boat
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Feb 19, 2015 18:57
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we have the third most registered boats by state, got a little fishing boat for next to nothing and i use this boat for fishing and drinking in my boat
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Feb 19, 2015 18:59
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Advanced Elements AE1012-R https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000J2Q0C6/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_atI5ub1PD8BWS I wanna get that one. 
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Feb 19, 2015 19:01
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Zzulu posted:In a lot of the places here people pull their boats up on land and cover them up, either in like a big sheet or they have a building in a boatclub for them etc do you ever pretend you are a viking? when i one day visit sweden and go boating i am going to pretend i am a viking
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Feb 19, 2015 19:02
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sometimes i travel to the UK and rape a bunch of people while wearing chainmail if that counts
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Feb 19, 2015 19:03
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zzulu, can i come live with you. can i get a gay green card or something? my ancestors made a mistake coming to america and leaving scandinavia
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Feb 19, 2015 19:05
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Zzulu posted:im so god drat jealous of mr.jayz and ms.beyonce This boat was moored outside the Boca Beach Club when I was there last spring. It's every bit as impressive as you might imagine.
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Feb 19, 2015 19:06
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Is it legal to drive a boat while so drunk I can barely stand and have poo poo myself? If it is, I might be interested in one of these so called "boats".
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Feb 19, 2015 19:09
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when i go to the arab owned party store i pretend i am trading along the silk road before i rob him with a sword
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Feb 19, 2015 19:09
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spud posted:Is it legal to drive a boat while so drunk I can barely stand and have poo poo myself? You better believe it. You can't get a DUI on the water because there are no buildings to run into.
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Feb 19, 2015 19:10
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spud posted:Is it legal to drive a boat while so drunk I can barely stand and have poo poo myself? It's not here, technically, but there are very few police on the waters so people do it anyway
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Feb 19, 2015 19:10
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gently caress boats that don't squeak. That's like the entire point.
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Feb 19, 2015 19:13
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Zzulu posted:It's not here, technically, but there are very few police on the waters so people do it anyway The correct answer is, drinking while boating is illegal, but we pretend to obey the law while the cops pretend to enforce it. Without beer/booze there is literally zero reason to own or go on a boat
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Feb 19, 2015 19:14
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Pauline Kael posted:The correct answer is, drinking while boating is illegal, but we pretend to obey the law while the cops pretend to enforce it. Without beer/booze there is literally zero reason to own or go on a boat this is why fishing simultaneously owns, its boring as poo poo when you go out with your dad/grandpa at 5 years old with nothing but an stale pb&j and root beer, but it owns when you're that the dad/grandpa with a 12 pack of beer
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Feb 19, 2015 19:25
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Stoic Commie posted:when i go to the arab owned party store i pretend i am trading along the silk road before i rob him with a sword its called a liquor store you dirty michigander
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