Did Helldump really cause a suicide?

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Hadaka Apron: Feb 12, 2015

I've heard a bunch of people claim this, but no one provided a source and googling "helldump suicide" just leads to other people making claims without citing anything.

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

i hope so

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Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Let's Helldump the OP and see if we can prove it

# ? Feb 19, 2015 17:14

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

I killed myself over it.

Hell is pretty groovy if you don't mind the anal rape.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 17:16

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

happyhippy posted:

I killed myself over it.

Hell is pretty groovy if you don't mind the anal rape.

Lol!! I get that "Arrested Development" reference!

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a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

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quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

im p sure ycs goldmine is the only subforum that hasnt led to multiple suicides

# ? Feb 19, 2015 17:19

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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A misanthrope posted:

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david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

Hadaka Apron posted:

I've heard a bunch of people claim this, but no one provided a source and googling "helldump suicide" just leads to other people making claims without citing anything.

some lady sent a bunch of messages to a goonette being like "hey, you are really smart and pretty and cool and funny, let us be friends" and the response was like "bitch i don't know you" and the first lady killed herself.

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Hooverfan never posted again.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:01

david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

tflc killed that guy who couldn't stop pooping

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:06

a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

david carmichael posted:

tflc killed that guy who couldn't stop pooping

did somebody literally die of dysentery in the fitness log cabin

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:11

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

wtf is hell dump

or groverhaus

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:13

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

tfr gave a goon advice about the best type of ammo to murder with and then he murdered someone

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:14

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

a messed up horse posted:

did somebody literally die of dysentery in the fitness log cabin

No but someone killed their dog by putting them on a strict keto diet.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:14

DoctorWhat: Nov 18, 2011; A little privacy, please?

statistically speaking? probably.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:15

david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

a messed up horse posted:

did somebody literally die of dysentery in the fitness log cabin

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3140752&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

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david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

note: several years later i (POOR MANS HROLF) went to india and got dysentery

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:17

Skutter: Apr 8, 2007; Well you can fuck that sky high!

david carmichael posted:

some lady sent a bunch of messages to a goonette being like "hey, you are really smart and pretty and cool and funny, let us be friends" and the response was like "bitch i don't know you" and the first lady killed herself.

the goonette was THIZZ FACE iirc, can't remember the other person's user name.

afterward THIZZ FACE changed her title to say something like "THIZZ FACE killed someone"

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:42

a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

david carmichael posted:

note: several years later i (POOR MANS HROLF) went to india and got dysentery

but did you get insanely shredded + learn indian kickboxing

FizFashizzle posted:

No but someone killed their dog by putting them on a strict keto diet.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:43

Pivotal Lever: Sep 9, 2003

Hadaka Apron posted:

I've heard a bunch of people claim this, but no one provided a source and googling "helldump suicide" just leads to other people making claims without citing anything.

Hadaka ~~Apro~~n?! Hakan, is that you

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:45

Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

Hadaka Apron posted:

I've heard a bunch of people claim this, but no one provided a source and googling "helldump suicide" just leads to other people making claims without citing anything.

Yes.

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Flying Fortress: Oct 23, 2008

I loved reading Helldump but I was always to afraid to actually post there

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:50

Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

Helldump was one of the best forums in SA history.

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david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

Skutter posted:

the goonette was THIZZ FACE iirc, can't remember the other person's user name.

afterward THIZZ FACE changed her title to say something like "THIZZ FACE killed someone"

this is incorrect. i don't want to post her details because are crazy but her name change was really funny

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:53

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Parallax Scroll posted:

tfr gave a goon advice about the best type of ammo to murder with and then he murdered someone

a man has a right to defend his pukins

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:53

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

theres only one way to know for sure: kill yourself, op

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:59

Skutter: Apr 8, 2007; Well you can fuck that sky high!

david carmichael posted:

this is incorrect. i don't want to post her details because are crazy but her name change was really funny

whoops, guess my goon memory sucks.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:59

Laughing Man: Feb 11, 2008; I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

It was a Wikipedia editor iirc they were edit trolling his pages

Prolly was not 100% caused by helldump

# ? Feb 19, 2015 19:00

big time bisexual: Oct 16, 2002; Cool Party

Skutter posted:

whoops, guess my goon memory sucks.

The story goes that THIZZFACE KILLA posted this thread in helldump mocking some goon personals e/n thread. One of the posters called out, terrifyinglycute, came in and rolled with the punches. However, it wasn't that thread that drove her to suicide. A week afterwards, terrifyinglycute posts in GBS that she was raped and didn't know what to do. It was pretty incoherent so people thought she was fakeposting. Later one of her friends follows up that she committed suicide. :smith:

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Hadaka Apron: Feb 12, 2015

DetroitVectorSmooth posted:

The story goes that THIZZFACE KILLA posted this thread in helldump mocking some goon personals e/n thread. One of the posters called out, terrifyinglycute, came in and rolled with the punches. However, it wasn't that thread that drove her to suicide. A week afterwards, terrifyinglycute posts in GBS that she was raped and didn't know what to do. It was pretty incoherent so people thought she was fakeposting. Later one of her friends follows up that she committed suicide.

Thanks for the serious answer. One of the only details that people mentioned was that it was a female poster who committed suicide.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 19:34

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

Parallax Scroll posted:

tfr gave a goon advice about the best type of ammo to murder with and then he murdered someone

Or if you actually read the thread (no one has, ever):

OP: Hey I live [someplace] and can't seem to find anywhere that sells [specific type of shotgun ammo], help plz

Some people: Google says this place has it, here you go *shrug* Hey what do you need this exact type of shell for anyway

OP: Well, people are shooting my puckins with paintballs and I want to murder them. For some reason whenever I go into a gun store they get weirded out by me and won't sell me this ammo

Every single person in the thread for the next several pages: :catstare:

Holy poo poo you are a loving moron, what the hell is wrong with you. Seriously don't do this

The GBS version is funnier though

# ? Feb 19, 2015 19:38

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

probably at least a dozen but like the news the only one you hear about is the 17yo white girl

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david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

Laughing Man posted:

It was a Wikipedia editor iirc they were edit trolling his pages

Prolly was not 100% caused by helldump

that was fyad, and typeppar

that guy had posted in fyad for years, and they made fun of him casually for editing wikipedia (and other stuff), and then docevil long did that "make dumb wikipedia changes and tell only me" contest, and then typeppar killed himself several months later, and fyad made the story "killed himself over wikipedia edit contest" because that is funnier and easier to deal with than "guy with long suffering depression". abe was actually friends with typeppar if not irl then at least in regular contact with him internetwise, and he at first tried to have people confront what happened openly and honestly, and then rolled over to "what an idiot killed himself over wikipedia"

# ? Feb 19, 2015 19:43

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Stoic Commie posted:

probably at least a dozen but like the news the only one you hear about is the 17yo white girl

Lol.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 19:45

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

I think that this is a good place to request an official goon death record that's easily accessible from the tool bar and is kept up-to-date. I'm deeply bothered by the fact that there may be dead goons I don't know about.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 19:54