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Darkman Fanpage posted:wait why the gently caress would you buy a car in france to begin with her daughter found it on amazon turns out the site was spoofed
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Feb 19, 2015 23:21
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Feb 19, 2015 23:21
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if going to the middle east and studying archaeology is what will make you happy, go for it
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Feb 19, 2015 23:24
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attempt to approach the opposite gender is a sexual fashion
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Feb 19, 2015 23:26
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go to israel in your wwii re-enactment uniform
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Feb 19, 2015 23:26
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there is no such thing as too young
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Feb 19, 2015 23:29
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Never use birth control.
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If you are stuck without birth control, pulling out always works. People that claim it doesn't are premature ejaculators. You know how to control yourself. Credit cards are a good source of extra income. Make all of your purchases with credit cards to earn points or cash back and just simply pay the balance each month. Being abusive is ok, but you must be smart about it. Only punch women in the stomach. Women can't take stomach punches and you don't want to leave visible bruising on their faces. Also, it's best to do it on Friday evening or Saturday so you have enough time to get out of jail before you miss work. Being a designated driver is loving lame, and anybody willing to be a designated driver is too lame to hang out with. So whoever makes the least amount of money has to drive, because he/she has the least to lose. College is a money pit and a time sink. It's actually proven that you will achieve a higher net income by going straight to work after highschool and moving up within the company. Look to buy property near sex offenders. You can get the property at a discounted price, and the value will shoot up once the sex offender eventually dies.
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cosmicjim posted:
Last one is not a bad idea really. If he tries to sex me, I'll kick the gently caress out of him, and I don't have any kids....hmmm....thanks mate.
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moose face posted:Cum in every woman you can Genghis khan did pretty well in life imo
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Vote Ron Paul
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moose face posted:Cum in every woman you can I told you to cum ON every woman you can.
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Feb 20, 2015 00:36
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Stick with that bad egg, ladies.... you really can change him if you love him enough.
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Feb 20, 2015 00:40
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Interracial relationships are normal.
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Huff the gas from you own b-hole.
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get drunk and conference call your exes.
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RattiRatto posted:Join SA Don't read the threads and be sure you can repeat the same poo poo everyone has already said a hundred times over. Do go argue about pizza dick contest on the NYC and Chicago forums, because everybody loves to hear your opinions on pizza. Whine and complain in the walking dead TVIV forum, the creator of the show will listens to you. Take Star Wars expanded universe very seriously. The girls love it. Talk about Star Wars in the Star Wars Discussion thread. The pedophile trekkies won't get mad.
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Feb 20, 2015 01:18
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did anyone say don't bring back lf yet
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You shouldn't listen to suppressive persons opinions on Scientology.
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Gaunab posted:don't let the prospect of going into debt stop you from going to your dream school; just declare bankruptcy when you're done you can't default on student loan debt
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Feb 20, 2015 01:52
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Chess tournaments are a great place to scope out chicks.
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Feb 20, 2015 02:32
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no means yes when sex is involved
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Gaunab posted:no means yes when sex is involved But only sometimes. Never listen to the advice of anyone older than you. They don't really have your best interests at heart, and they just don't remember what it is like to be young. Also, if you are a teenager, move away from your parents now while you still know everything.
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get immunized
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Feb 20, 2015 04:47
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in many US states the kidnapping carries the same sentence as murder play it safe and leave no witnesses
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Feb 20, 2015 05:30
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Never stop being a sarcastic dick, it will take you really far in life because people always love that trait in a person.
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Feb 20, 2015 05:37
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measure once, cut as many times as necessary.
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wipe it till it bleeds
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Screw that Bachelor's/Master's degree poo poo, an Associate's degree is just as good.
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dont murder people and take their things
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Feb 20, 2015 06:54
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marry oj
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Feb 20, 2015 06:55
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writing sleazy erotic fan fiction about a poor Lena Dunham without rich parents forced resort to working crappy jobs like at chuck e cheese and having to blow her boss to get a day off, dont bother its not as much fun as it may sound
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Buying video games at yardsales to resell them is a good idea for a personal business. Retro video games are actually a great long term investment strategy. If you marry a girl as quickly as you can, you'll be able to easily mold her into the wife you want her to be. Raise your children without much discipline and don't set rules for them. That just messes them up and makes them violent and antisocial. The best way to climb the social ladder is with facebook. The more facebook updates you post the more successful and popular you will be.
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ALWAYS show off how smart you are while in college. Older people will totally be fooled and think they are your original thoughts, and they won't think you are kind of a pretentious douche robot stupid teenager that just regurgitates what someone else told him, at all.
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