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abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

yea, this is going to be all over the map

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:35

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:25

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

Dale Ouise posted:

This is my first sincere answer, so goodbye last place.

bzzzzt

Question 4: This MLB player didn't have a great 2014 but I bet his 2015 will be excellent.

Alex Rodriguez - 13
Tadashi
Tony Phillips
Mr. Fix It
Dominus Vobiscum
Deathlove
TipsyMc
ChampRamp
TheJunkyardGod
The Nards Pan
Everblight
OzFactor
Pvt. Public
HULKAMATT

Joey Votto - 8
Reformed Pissboy
Spoeank
CraigK
mentholmoose
SporkOfTruth
The Pussy Boss
Infidel Castro
Harlock

Prince Fielder - 6
LeftistMuslimObama
naginalJJ
Jumba
Chilihead
Ice To Meet You
ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.

Oscar Taveras - 5 [dang ,you guys]
Vlad Antlerkov
Rand alPaul
No Safe Word
bawfuls
vegeta dentata ("no one should be a minority and have to deal with Cardinal Nation on a regular basis")

Justin Verlander - 4
Manifunk Destiny
MrChips
Boomer The Cannon
Cruel and Unusual

Chris Davis - 4
canadianclassic
ZenVulgarity
Senf
Zapplez

Bryce Harper - 4
WienerDog
abel wingnut
CFBalla
Juxta

Derek Jeter - 4
Paper Tiger
C. Everett Koop
R.D. Mangles
The Goog

Matt Harvey - 4
Julio Cruz
FairGame
Koruthaiolos
Cool and good

Jesus Montero - 3
Pungry
Salvor_Hardin
Dr. Tommy John ("is in the best shape of his life!")

Melvin "B.J." Upton - 3
TheFlyingLlama
JosefStalinator
Drunk Tomato

Matt Kemp - 2
zakharov
HCross

ACES:

Ryan Zimmerman - delfin
Koji Uehara - Kilonum
Tim Lincecum - BearDrivingTruck
Billy Butler - Pander
Shin-soo Choo - Great White Hope
Wil Myers - Twin Cinema
Eric Hosmer - Exodor
Colby Rasmus - lloyol
Danny Espinosa - ArtVandelay
Kendrys Morales - Ammat the Ankh
A 280 pound Ryan Braun - INSPECTAH DECK
Jay Bruce - Carlosologist
Geovany Soto going to upgrade from dime bags to serious weight this year - straight up brolic
Yu Darvish - pfunkdaddy
Jose Reyes - Dale Ouise
Brad Miller - seiferguy
Pedro Alvarez - ALFbrot
Mike Trout - bumming your scene
Seth McClung - Politicalrancor
AJ Burnett - Achillesforever6
Josh Hamilton - skaboomizzy

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:36

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Taveras got five GOD drat

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:36

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

CraigK posted:

excellent, a list of people to ban

Look I support my local food conglomerates :colbert:

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:36

Stiev Awt: Mar 20, 2007

Big ups to the Taveras crew

e: and team Jeter

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:37

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

matt kemp had a bad 2014? what? dude had 599pa and a 140ops+

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:38

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

Xenophon posted:

Josh Hamilton - skaboomizzy

whoops

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:38

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Holy poo poo you guys that's rough

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:38

Worthleast: Nov 25, 2012; Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

poo poo, my answers didn't make the cut.

I'm keeping my own score.

Edit: Im a moron and sent them to the wrong email.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:38

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

gently caress Oscar Taveras was the right answer.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:39

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

Scores after question 4:

Everblight - 97
The Pussy Boss - 94
naginalJJ - 90
FairGame - 90
Zapplez - 90
JosefStalinator - 89
MrChips - 88
Juxta - 88
Tony Phillips - 87
TipsyMc - 87
Ammat the Ankh - 87
Dominus Vobiscum - 84
HULKAMATT - 84
ChampRamp - 83
SporkOfTruth - 79
ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. - 78
CFBalla - 77
Koruthaiolos - 77
Manifunk Destiny - 76
C. Everett Koop - 76
Pungry - 75
WienerDog - 75
Tadashi - 71
Jumba - 71
seiferguy - 71
canadianclassic - 69
Vlad Antlerkov - 69
Boomer The Cannon - 69
Paper Tiger - 68
bumming your scene - 68
Twin Cinema - 66
Exodor - 65
Senf - 64
Mr. Fix It - 62
abel wingnut - 59
delfin - 58
TheFlyingLlama - 57
Deathlove - 54
Infidel Castro - 54
Great White Hope - 53
Spoeank - 52
mentholmoose - 52
Drunk Tomato - 52
No Safe Word - 50
pfunkdaddy - 48
Achillesforever6 - 47
zakharov - 46
Reformed Pissboy - 45
Pvt. Public - 45
INSPECTAH DECK - 44
Julio Cruz - 44
HCross - 43
Salvor_Hardin - 42
OzFactor - 39
Pander - 37
The Nards Pan - 37
vegeta dentata - 36
lloyol - 35
Kilonum - 34
CraigK - 34
TheJunkyardGod - 33
bawfuls - 33
Carlosologist - 32
LeftistMuslimObama - 30
R.D. Mangles - 30
Harlock - 30
Dr. Tommy John - 27
ZenVulgarity - 23
Chilihead - 22
Cruel and Unusual - 20
ALFbrot - 19
Rand alPaul - 19
skaboomizzy - 19
BearDrivingTruck - 16
Cool and good - 11
Ice To Meet You - 10
The Goog - 8
Politicalrancor - 7
ArtVandelay - 5
straight up brolic - 5
Dale Ouise - 4

Q5. CubaChat: The first MLB team in Cuba will obviously be named the _____________________.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:39

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Poor Kendrys, no one else believes in him.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:41

Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

I'm very proud of my answer for this one. Hell of joke opportunities here, this will be fun

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:41

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

Holy poo poo Tavares? Cold as ice.

Also, the AL MVP did have a good 2014 what?

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:42

ArtVandelay: Jul 13, 2004

Reformed Pissboy posted:

I'm very proud of my answer for this one. Hell of joke opportunities here, this will be fun

I also like my answer, but i'll probably be the only one who does :v:

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:43

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

WienerDog posted:

Holy poo poo Tavares? Cold as ice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APgrUnNQPQw

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:43

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

achillesforever6 posted:

Look I support my local food conglomerates

Yeah now that I think about it Pirates fans probably aren't allowed to dislike ketchup

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:43

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

gently caress Rays was a great answer

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:44

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

Question 5: CubaChat: The first MLB team in Cuba will obviously be named the ______________.

Cuban Cigars - 8
Manifunk Destiny
Great White Hope
Exodor
Kilonum
Jumba
seiferguy
Zapplez
skaboomizzy

Fidels/Castros/Fightin' Fidels/Fightin' Castros - 7
Tadashi
zakharov
C. Everett Koop
naginalJJ
Twin Cinema
Koruthaiolos
OzFactor

Cuban Missiles - 6
canadianclassic
FairGame
Juxta
Pvt. Public
ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Spoeank

Marlins - 6
Deathlove
Vlad Antlerkov
vegeta dentata
The Nards Pan
ALFbrot
BearDrivingTruck

Cuba Libres - 5
straight up brolic
Drunk Tomato
No Safe Word
Cruel and Unusual
delfin

Rays - 5
TheJunkyardGod
mentholmoose
Senf
bawfuls
TheFlyingLlama

Pigs/Cerdos - 3
Cool and good
Harlock
pfunkdaddy

Revolucionarios/Revolutionaries - 3
Infidel Castro
Julio Cruz
SporkOfTruth

Chicago Cubs - 2
Pungry
R.D. Mangles ("Chicago Cubas")

Havana Ham Fighters - 2
Reformed Pissboy
Pander

Hurricanes - 2
WienerDog
HCross

Atleticos - 2
bumming your scene
The Pussy Boss

Cubans - 2
HULKAMATT
Dale Ouise

ACES:

Wet Sox - LeftistMuslimObama
Havana Good Times - Tony Phillips
Havana Sugar Kings - Paper Tiger
Havana Blues - Mr. Fix It
Coronas - Dominus Vobiscum
Cuba Good Jr.'s - TipsyMc
Mojitos - lloyol
Havana Humidors - Chilihead
Marks - abel wingnut
Havana Nightlife - Salvor_Hardin
El marco de la echadas (Pitch framers doesn't translate well, but this is what the internet tells me and i'm sticking with it) - ArtVandelay
Havana Nights - ChampRamp [THANK YOU. what is wrong with the rest of you.]
Expos - Ammat the Ankh
There will never be one - INSPECTAH DECK
Mets - MrChips
Los Cubanos de Havana Todos Estan Jugando Para Otro Equipos (The Havana Cubans Are All Playing for Other Teams) - Carlosologist
Cuba Batmen - Ice To Meet You
Florida Swing Voters - CraigK
Cuban Embargoes - ZenVulgarity
Commies - CFBalla
Cuban Moneyball Crisis - Boomer The Cannon
El Hefes - Everblight
Guantanamo Grandmas - JosefStalinator
The Havana COREPOWERS - Dr. Tommy John
Guantanamo Bay X-Rays - Rand alPaul
Capital(ist)s - The Goog
Rum Runners - Politicalrancor
Guantanamo Human Rights Violations - Achillesforever6

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:44

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Wanna point out that I specifically said "Miami Marlins"

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:45

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

holy gently caress the cuban embargo is the best name i've ever heard for a sports team

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:46

Worthleast: Nov 25, 2012; Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

Jefe has a J you rube.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:46

Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

Hot poo poo! Pander we are friends now.

For the record, my full answer was "Havana Ham Fighters (but I expect the most popular to be something like the Cuban Cigardinals)"

edit: Havana Humidors is good as hell, drat
edit: as is Wet Sox ahahah

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:46

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Ugh two aces in a row.

Should've gone with the Rays

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:46

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

I would have guessed more consensus on cigars, dang

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:46

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

ALFbrot posted:

Wanna point out that I specifically said "Miami Marlins"

yeah I combined anyone who said Marlins or Miami Marlins, Rays or Tampa Bay Rays, etc. deal.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:47

ArtVandelay: Jul 13, 2004

Our first pitch framer answer.

It will not be the last

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:47

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

I love that ham fighters wasn't an ace

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:47

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Xenophon posted:

yeah I combined anyone who said Marlins or Miami Marlins, Rays or Tampa Bay Rays, etc. deal.

I refuse to deal

FairGame posted:

I love that ham fighters wasn't an ace

Yeah, that was pretty pro

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:47

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

I intentionally put the "Guantanamo Granmas", not grandmas. Check your Cuban history!

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:48

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

ArtVandelay posted:

Our first pitch framer answer.

It will not be the last

I almost put this in as a joke but thought against it.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:48

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

No one did Embargoes? Huh.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:48

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

seiferguy posted:

I would have guessed more consensus on cigars, dang

same here but c'est la vie

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:48

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

ALFbrot posted:

I refuse to deal

aw, c'mon. deal.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:49

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

JosefStalinator posted:

I intentionally put the "Guantanamo Granmas", not grandmas. Check your Cuban history!

Hello fellow person who used Guantanamo for their team name

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:49

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

I want Oakland to move there and still have a shithole stadium with bad plumbing.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:49

Stiev Awt: Mar 20, 2007

Hey there Hulkamatt, what's up.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:50

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

I was also hoping for at least one "Havana Knights" but :sigh:

Scores after question 5:

Everblight - 98
Zapplez - 98
naginalJJ - 97
The Pussy Boss - 96
FairGame - 96
Juxta - 94
JosefStalinator - 90
MrChips - 89
Tony Phillips - 88
TipsyMc - 88
Ammat the Ankh - 88
HULKAMATT - 86
Dominus Vobiscum - 85
Manifunk Destiny - 84
ChampRamp - 84
ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. - 84
Koruthaiolos - 84
C. Everett Koop - 83
SporkOfTruth - 82
Jumba - 79
seiferguy - 79
Tadashi - 78
CFBalla - 78
Pungry - 77
WienerDog - 77
canadianclassic - 75
Vlad Antlerkov - 75
Twin Cinema - 73
Exodor - 73
Boomer The Cannon - 70
bumming your scene - 70
Paper Tiger - 69
Senf - 69
delfin - 63
Mr. Fix It - 63
TheFlyingLlama - 62
Great White Hope - 61
Deathlove - 60
abel wingnut - 60
Spoeank - 58
mentholmoose - 57
Drunk Tomato - 57
Infidel Castro - 57
No Safe Word - 55
zakharov - 53
pfunkdaddy - 51
Pvt. Public - 51
Achillesforever6 - 48
Reformed Pissboy - 47
Julio Cruz - 47
OzFactor - 46
HCross - 45
INSPECTAH DECK - 45
Salvor_Hardin - 43
The Nards Pan - 43
Kilonum - 42
vegeta dentata - 42
Pander - 39
TheJunkyardGod - 38
bawfuls - 38
lloyol - 36
CraigK - 35
Carlosologist - 33
Harlock - 33
R.D. Mangles - 32
LeftistMuslimObama - 31
Dr. Tommy John - 28
skaboomizzy - 27
ALFbrot - 25
Cruel and Unusual - 25
ZenVulgarity - 24
Chilihead - 23
BearDrivingTruck - 22
Rand alPaul - 20
Cool and good - 14
Ice To Meet You - 11
straight up brolic - 10
The Goog - 9
Politicalrancor - 8
ArtVandelay - 6
Dale Ouise - 6

Q6. Who will be the overall best rookie of the 2015 season?

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:50

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Reformed Pissboy posted:

Hot poo poo! Pander we are friends now.

For the record, my full answer was "Havana Ham Fighters (but I expect the most popular to be something like the Cuban Cigardinals)"

edit: Havana Humidors is good as hell, drat
edit: as is Wet Sox ahahah

gently caress yeah!

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:50

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:25

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

FairGame posted:

I love that ham fighters wasn't an ace

so good.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:50

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