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Ugh I feel like poo poo today. What's a good excuse for calling out of work. Best one I will use.
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Feb 19, 2015 22:23
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Case of the shitposts
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Feb 19, 2015 22:24
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callout culture is very dangerous
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Feb 19, 2015 22:24
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joined isis
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Feb 19, 2015 22:24
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or went to go fight isis if you want the more patriotic angle
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Feb 19, 2015 22:25
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I'm calling you out op
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Feb 19, 2015 22:27
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just take a day, ignore your calls then act like nothing happened
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Feb 19, 2015 22:28
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moose face posted:I'm calling you out op dont do it he'll beat you with a shovel
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Feb 19, 2015 22:28
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"Sorry can't come in today I: Ate my own dick" died, but like just a little bit" bought a sweater" can't stop making GBS threads" Quit" have blood just, coming out of me in all sorts of places" went blind" fell down the stairs and now i can't feel my legs" was in a near-fatal car accident" shhh....it's a secret" am needed by the government for a classified activity, I can't provide documentation for this event as that would be treason"
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Feb 19, 2015 22:28
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CharlestonJew posted:dont do it he'll beat you with a shovel I have +1 shovel defection cast
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Feb 19, 2015 22:41
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Some human being hit you in the head with a shovel.
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Feb 19, 2015 22:41
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Diarrhea. Nobody questions diarrhea.
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Feb 19, 2015 22:42
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OP post the shovel story, did you really kill a baby with a shovel, that's what i heard over in [subforum]
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Feb 19, 2015 22:44
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Windows 98 posted:Ugh I feel like poo poo today. What's a good excuse for calling out of work. Best one I will use. Do you still live in your parents' house?
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Feb 19, 2015 22:45
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Maybe I'll say I have an important business meeting for work and can't make it
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Feb 19, 2015 22:56
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Some human being hit you in the head with a shovel. ouch
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Feb 19, 2015 22:59
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i thought this was a thread to call people out. i refuse to contribute to your laziness OP it really isn't that fuckn hard to malinger
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Feb 19, 2015 23:02
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viral infection
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Feb 19, 2015 23:03
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im callin g out obama because he's a punk bitch
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Feb 19, 2015 23:04
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goddamnit windows 98 just retell the shovel story please
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Feb 19, 2015 23:05
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call out threads are not allowed, OP.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:05
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Are you going to post an A/T Thread about being in jail once you get out OP? I'd read it if you do
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Feb 19, 2015 23:09
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Caught the gay flu
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Feb 19, 2015 23:20
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tell them you tore your uncircumcised ubermensch dick fuckin your girl hard and it hurts a lot and needs ice
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Feb 19, 2015 23:23
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Call and say some human being hit you in the head with a shovel
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Feb 19, 2015 23:28
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Feb 19, 2015 23:28
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moose face posted:Call and say some human being hit you in the head with a shovel I think I may go with "I'm am too invested in seeing how far someone can beat a dead horse to come in today"
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Feb 19, 2015 23:29
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moose face posted:Call and say some human being hit you in the head with a shovel
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Feb 19, 2015 23:29
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that's a complex sa-moji
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Feb 19, 2015 23:30
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Windows 98 posted:I think I may go with "I'm am too invested in seeing how far someone can beat a dead horse with a shovel to come in today"
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Feb 19, 2015 23:32
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Brb going to jail for murder.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:33
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Feb 19, 2015 23:34
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i love that band
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Feb 19, 2015 23:36
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5 magic words it's coming out both ends
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Feb 19, 2015 23:37
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Anal glaucoma,I can't see my rear end coming in today.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:40
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Windows 98 posted:I think I may go with "I'm am too invested in beating off a dead horse to come in today"
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Feb 19, 2015 23:45
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Well now that we've got this guy sorted out
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Feb 20, 2015 03:47
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Say family emergency like you had to take your mom to the hospital because she was having lower body pains but it turned out it was only a UTI they will be too disturbed to pry, it's fairly innocuous but still painful condition and its better than saying your mom died because she was a gaywad.
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Feb 20, 2015 03:50
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run over and beat your boss to death with a shovel like you did those other 17 people and all your problems will be gone
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