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OP: the cia thinks i'm working for alqaeda??!?! me: i...i think your working for alq aeda
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TEAYCHES posted:who is the rightful sucessor to muhammad - dont loving dodge the question How many letter "A"'s are in Surat Al Baqarah too? Important question I need to know if you are fake muslim or real muslim. Also You are an American, you are not arab, Stop coverting to arabism. It not your country.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 02:39 |
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Op, do you ever fall asleep on your face during prayers?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 02:41 |
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I iroincly advocate the US military adding bacon bullets to their arsenal
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 02:41 |
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Volume posted:I iroincly advocate the US military adding bacon bullets to their arsenal you are iroincly a retard
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 02:41 |
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Volume posted:I iroincly advocate the US military adding bacon bullets to their arsenal Someone post that bit from the Tom Clancy book where the US soldier makes the dieing Arab hold a football to send him to hell.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 02:44 |
ChrisHansen posted:Op, do you ever fall asleep on your face during prayers? The force of gravity is simply too strong for OP to overcome everytime he bows down into submission to moon god isis, so the answer is yes, every single times. Goon's body are typically fragile.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 02:44 |
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I wonder how many people fart during prayers at a big mosque. I mean if say there's a 1000 dudes bending over, are there like a 100 guys farting? And is there tradition on how you deal with a fart during prayers? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 02:50 |
redshirt posted:I wonder how many people fart during prayers at a big mosque. how dare you ridicule us while we commune with the source
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 02:57 |
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Frank Jameso posted:how dare you ridicule us while we commune with the source It's not ridicule, friend. Farts happen regardless of Allah's will.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 02:59 |
redshirt posted:It's not ridicule, friend. Farts happen regardless of Allah's will. only an infidel would bring up such questions.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:01 |
redshirt posted:I wonder how many people fart during prayers at a big mosque. Before prayer begins, you have to ablution ; wash your face, nose, mouth , feet and hands with water. If you fart after ablution, you have to start over again. If you fart during prayer, the prayer won't count and you have to start everything over again. That or be quite about it, keep it between yourself and Allah. Serious answer ( I was a muslim convert).
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:02 |
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Hingehead posted:Before prayer begins, you have to ablution ; wash your face, nose, mouth , feet and hands with water. If you fart after ablution, you have to start over again. If you fart during prayer, the prayer won't count and you have to start everything over again. That or be quite about it, keep it between yourself and Allah. Serious answer ( I was a muslim convert). So if you fart during prayer you're supposed to get up and go wash up again? In a big mosque this is probably a funny sight.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:06 |
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its not just a muslim skill to hide your fart but yeah it must be difficult when you are bending over near-prone
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:07 |
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TEAYCHES posted:its not just a muslim skill to hide your fart but yeah it must be difficult when you are bending over near-prone And your rear end is pointed towards someone else. It might be hard to mask a fart like that, whereas if you're sitting in a pew its far easier to get away with.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:08 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:10 |
redshirt posted:So if you fart during prayer you're supposed to get up and go wash up again? lol good question. You'd keep fake praying, then when everybody is done you wash up and make up for the fake post fart prayer. It's not what it used to be. nowaday you get a plane embedded into your office building for doing something like this. I think we should go to Iraq to troll ISIS like this.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:25 |
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i like how some swedish architect came up with a church/mosque hybrid building meant to foster brotherhood amongst swedes and muslim immigrants but because of some saying in the koran the minaret had to be taller than the cross on the church part of the building. because gently caress you to your native swedish culture, right?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:27 |
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how do you feel about going to a middle east country to do the hora around a space rock
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:48 |
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Welcome to the True Religion OP.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:52 |
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lmao
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:54 |
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i have converted to ogg
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:56 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:56 |
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i thought we all did this in October? Allah ackbard, muhammad is the greatest and best true prophet , death to infidels and apostates Signed, Number One Poster Al-Canadi Muhammad Ackbar
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 07:02 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 07:08 |
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i too attended college and wanted to piss off my parents, it was pretty awesome. it was a lot like that law and order episode where shawn from boy meets world wants to be a suicide bomber only instead of making that sick bomb vest i got stoned and ate a lot of shawarma from that cool truck by the supermarket
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 07:16 |
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god willing they will all be defenestrated for this
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 07:48 |
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guys i ate pork and im muslim should i throw up ???
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 07:58 |
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Frank Jameso posted:i was blind until i found the teachings of Muhammed and now i walk in the light of Allah. At what point in the process do they remove your ability to understand jokes? I'm asking for a friend.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 21:18 |
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islam? more like shitslam
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 21:30 |
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Windows 98 posted:Aloha Aardvark
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 21:49 |
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I converted to house of al saud. Make it rain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_N_3FY_AE8
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:07 |
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who gives a poo poo OP
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:18 |
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Do you have a growing itch to rape underage girls yet?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:25 |