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big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
why do you poo poo post, gbs? ill start us off with a couple examples


i poo poo post because its nice to be free from the constant need to be correct or be judged plus i get to make jokes people might find in poor taste irl

what does blue raider have to say about this pressing issue?

Blue Raider posted:

i poo poo post because i dont work all day to come home and use loving grammar in a thread about the reagan/dukakis election or some poo poo


now it's yr turn!

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Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

to fill the hole inside my soul

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Because I have to over compensate for my lack of quality posting

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

hmmm interesting question op. for me i would have to say the impetus originates fr- *fart*

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
why not

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax
because I'm incapable of being funny otherwise and I can only ape better posters while failing to understand everything that makes them funny so instead I'm just intolerable white noise trash who sucks

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
i feel as though my posts are absurd reflections of a skewed truth through which one may recognize something resembling an original idea so i dont know how to answer your thread, OP

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
because i am

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
420 brah

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Because if it was goid enpugh for our forefathers goddamnit its goid enough for me
:911:

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Ancient Mariner posted:

because I'm incapable of being funny otherwise and I can only ape better posters while failing to understand everything that makes them funny so instead I'm just intolerable white noise trash who sucks

chin up buckaroo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
We're all like 70% poo poo so it's just an honest expression of identity.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

cause its a free country

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ancient Mariner posted:

because I'm incapable of being funny otherwise and I can only ape better posters while failing to understand everything that makes them funny so instead I'm just intolerable white noise trash who sucks

Can I change my answer to this?

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Because the alternative is serious posting several paragraphs about a unimportant topic and littering it with unfunny goon memes.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
if you think about it poo poo postesr are the majority and good posters are the weird ones we should be asking them whats their deal

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i shitpost because its my way of unwinding after a day of hard work

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I don't have any other outlet to shitpost

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i shitpost because shitposting owns and its great to turn your brain off and :justpost:

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
Because you touch yourself at night.

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

Business Gorillas posted:

i shitpost because shitposting owns and its great to turn your brain off and :justpost:

same

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
self expression

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.
Cause I don't know how to piss post.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Ancient Mariner posted:

because I'm incapable of being funny otherwise and I can only ape better posters while failing to understand everything that makes them funny so instead I'm just intolerable white noise trash who sucks

somebody put on his serious face today!

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Because i'm a lovely person. Plus isn't post count kinda like forum XP?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Because if i said anything i actually believed irl they'd lock me up

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
because there's a lot of loathing, OK?

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Helpimscared posted:

Because i'm a lovely person. Plus isn't post count kinda like forum XP?

it sure was back in the early 00s

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Business Gorillas posted:

i shitpost because shitposting owns and its great to turn your brain off and :justpost:

this a good answer

open container
Sep 16, 2008
I don't.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
because it's fun ya dumby!

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe
because everyone else poo poo posts and I don't want to be left out

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
Read my lips:

"No more shitposts."

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

im terrified of saying my real opinion on things

kingcom
Jun 23, 2012

I shitpost therefore I am

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

so I know that I'm alive

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Because the cameraman on COPS always stops recording when he has to jump a fence.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

thanks for the shout out big un

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

because its there

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Because im an rear end in a top hat.

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