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Is without a doubt The Poodle. Not only are they the classiest, cutest, best looking breed but they are also widely regarded as the most intelligent. I know hearing this will be upsetting to many of you who chose inferior breeds but as a breed realist I feel its important to inform others. Here's a blurry picture my wife took of our poodle: 
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those eyes........... almost..... human.....
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Feb 20, 2015 05:27
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Feb 20, 2015 05:28
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  The one Obama has in this picture looks like he's mixed with an inferior breed. Poor thing.
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Hounds uber alles. Poodles are mean tempered and have fur that is unpleasant to pet.
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1. Poodles recognize their superiority. 2.  Poodle fur is softer than the finest silks!
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:1. Poodles recognize their superiority. You can't farm poodles without getting in trouble with the government in most US states so it doesn't matter how soft their fur is. I guess you could farm poodles in korea and harvest their fur and skin when you ate them. That probably kinda reads as racist but I mean that as a serious thing. Like, I have no idea how dog farms are run for dog meat over there but I bet a side business like dog fur coats would probably be appreciated.
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Feb 20, 2015 06:19
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I'm unconvinced thus far, how are poodles with spacial awareness? Do you think your poodle would be able to drive a car if fitted with special attachments to make it convenient for a dog to operate (sticks to reach the pedals, rawhide tied to the steering wheel to compensate for lack of thumbs)?
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Wizard you seem invested in which dog species can drive cars, what does this knowledge mean to you?
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Are you a car manufacturer looking to corner a new market? Or a potential dog owner who also wants an unpaid chaffeur? Are you a car-driving dog yourself, looking for answers, unsure where you came from and why?
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Feb 20, 2015 06:54
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I have to know
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I just want to push the limits on what we can do, what we can be. Most dogs do not herd sheep on farms anymore, this is 2015, if they are to endure they must adapt to the world of modernity and embrace the car as no longer an enemy
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That makes a lot of sense and i wish you all the best in your journey. namaste
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Honestly I feel like a dog that can drive a car should be self-explanatory, inherently desirable. I'm having trouble putting the reasoning in words now that I've been prompted, like 'why do you like food that tastes good'
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Really now that I think about it the real question is why nobody has searched for a car driving dog before you
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Honestly I feel like a dog that can drive a car should be self-explanatory, inherently desirable. I'm having trouble putting the reasoning in words now that I've been prompted, like 'why do you like food that tastes good' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk Congratulations, you want mutts.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk Congratulations, you want mutts. This is amazing, thank you!
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk Congratulations, you want mutts. NZ mutts 
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I guess you could farm poodles in korea and harvest their fur and skin when you ate them. That probably kinda reads as racist but I mean that as a serious thing. Like, I have no idea how dog farms are run for dog meat over there but I bet a side business like dog fur coats would probably be appreciated. I walked past dogs being bred for meat every work day when I lived in Korea. They have a special breed for it and using another breed would be looked down on. They look like this:  That said, their fur i probably softer than gross coarse curly poodle fur.
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Eifert Posting posted:I walked past dogs being bred for meat every work day when I lived in Korea. They have a special breed for it and using another breed would be looked down on. They look like this: Dang those are pretty cute dogs I'm gonna have to rethink my live-and-let live attitude towards Koreans Couldn't they use like wirehair terriers or something else nobody wants alive
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I don't have any problem with eating dog vs eating pigs or whatever but there's a superstition that the meat tastes better if the dogs die in agony so they used to beat them to death. Nowadays beating them is illegal but many living shits circumvent the rule by drowning or electrocuting dogs. I agree, I think the meat dogs are super cute but by Korean standards they're ugly as sin. They tend to like their dogs tiny, froofy and white. The Maltese is the dog of choice.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Honestly I feel like a dog that can drive a car should be self-explanatory, inherently desirable. I'm having trouble putting the reasoning in words now that I've been prompted, like 'why do you like food that tastes good' if i could get a dog that would drive to the shop and pick up milk for my coffee i would be all over that poo poo, for real
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Poodles are cool. They are definitely the best dogs. But all dogs deserve love and pets. Poodles just deserve more. I bet I could teach my poodle to drive if she wasn't 16.
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kelvron posted:I bet I could teach my poodle to drive if she wasn't 16. she has to be 16 to get a licence bro, when the hell else are you gonna teach her
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Eifert Posting posted:I walked past dogs being bred for meat every work day when I lived in Korea. They have a special breed for it and using another breed would be looked down on. They look like this: Is it hard to breed two-headed dogs, I wonder? Those look like those dogs in Sochi during the Olympics that were freakin' everywhere.
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What's obviously more attractive than a poodle, fluffier, and more intelligent (even if they use their intelligence for pure evil)?  checkmate, poodle lovers  Eifert Posting posted:I don't have any problem with eating dog vs eating pigs or whatever but there's a superstition that the meat tastes better if the dogs die in agony so they used to beat them to death. Nowadays beating them is illegal but many living shits circumvent the rule by drowning or electrocuting dogs. Nuke the entire region. Wait until the radiation clears, then nuke it again.
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tumblr.txt posted:What's obviously more attractive than a poodle, fluffier, and more intelligent (even if they use their intelligence for pure evil)? wow those sure look like lovely alaskan huskies  sry not sry for being into a type of dog that hasn't been endlessly ruined by idiot show moms and pet breeders
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It's OK I'm sure your mutt is cool as well.
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At least they can all still do the thing they were created to do, on account of still having the correct temperament and drive <3
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The poodle is also the best dog pokemon.
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Malteses
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Here's a blurry picture my wife took of our poodle: Bichon mix spotted.
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I like bad mean dogs
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Superconsndar posted:I like bad mean dogs Do you want mine? Started trying to teach her the hold command and she learned kill instead.  Bitch knows she is better than all those other lovely dogs.
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Ponyfields posted:Do you want mine? Started trying to teach her the hold command and she learned kill instead. i don't think shitbulls need to be taught how to kill
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only one master breed for toy dogs: only one master breed for all dogs:  They even know how to smile for the camera: 
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Engineer Lenk posted:Bichon mix spotted. slanderous lies.
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