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*hero parkours up to second floor window and bursts in.* *brothel ladies are in various states of undress lounging around* "HA HA. EXCUSE ME LADIES!" *WINK* *ladies screaming and covering they bosoms as hero jauntily ducks and dodges through the room* *but then they realise he is handsome and now they clutching at him "no, don't leave!"* *hero pauses* cut to guards searching brothel you know the rest he is dressed as one of the ladies and the guards eventually figure it out after some comedy and he bonks one of them on the head and jumps back out the window. in the next scene he is running along and somehow is back in his normal clothes again. then we find out later that the evil duke burned down the brothel and had all the whores that helped the hero executed for treason. they bodies are hung on the outside walls of the city as a message to any who would be foolish enough to aid our hero. it's all very game of thrones.
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"go get him hes getting away!" *turns to guards* "get him go hes getting away!" *turns to guard* "you go with them! help them get him! hes getting away!" *turns to other guards* "you imbeciles! help him help them get him! hes getting away!" *turns to religion* "god please help! go with them to help them help him help them! he's getting away!" *turns to channel 4* "ooooh, The Voice!" *watches The Voice* *likes Pharrell but wishes he would speak up more*
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