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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hi i thought that we could talk about and post some of the best in the bizz or maybe just someone whose work ur way into atm. the world of party hats is a fast and exciting place, but with a little bit of organization, and a whole lot of luck, we can keep up ;).

let's start with some of my favourites, like allan

Allan has been a staple in all of our lives for a love time and although he has arguably the most famous shot of them all (the famous spam hat shoot), he's defeinitly no filler!!!

and jimmy

classic jimmy--hide ur wives!

who do u like? what trends do u see?

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004
Been waiting years to post this image again.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

How'd they pry the pussy off this guys face long enough to take a photo?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like to see plus sized ladies with tiny partyt hats on they heads :)

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
The person makes the party hat; the party hat does not make the person.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lonesomedwarf posted:

i like to see plus sized ladies with tiny partyt hats on they heads :)

?????

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Beige posted:

Been waiting years to post this image again.



This is very good. I don't have any transportation themed hats in my collection!


Frankenstyle posted:

How'd they pry the pussy off this guys face long enough to take a photo?

but who wore it better

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

i dont trust jimmy

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Is that pic for an advert against drink driving, possibly at Christmas time? I can't tell if dude is already asleep and/or out of it.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



toggle posted:

i dont trust jimmy





hahaha nice now we talking


Gunky Junket posted:

Is that pic for an advert against drink driving, possibly at Christmas time? I can't tell if dude is already asleep and/or out of it.

asian-businessman-party-hat-drink-beer-get-drunk-hold-car-key-gray-background-46704927

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



allow me to open up about myself a bit

this is my favourite that i come back to time and time again

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
nice hats

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!


The "party hat" model of occupational pension savings is my favourite party hat model.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

social vegan posted:

allow me to open up about myself a bit

this is my favourite that i come back to time and time again



Hey, So-Veg, are you still talking about the models here? Or you flipped to it being about the hats now? Well, he'd be my "favourite" over Jimmy too.. just sayin'.


P.S. Thanks for the clarification above. :D

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Gunky Junket posted:

Hey, So-Veg, are you still talking about the models here? Or you flipped to it being about the hats now? Well, he'd be my "favourite" over Jimmy too.. just sayin'.


P.S. Thanks for the clarification above. :D

It's always been about the models. The hats are basically a canvas but the models and the emotions are the paintbrushes used to paint on the canvas that's the hat

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





cockadodoledoo

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

social vegan posted:

but who wore it better



Rob Lowe wore it better

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I have to say that Jimmy looks the most natural while wearing party hats.

But he also looks like a guy who'd wear party hats all the time. He only shows up to work on Casual Fridays, and yet he gets paid more than you in pussy and cash. Deep down you hate Jimmy, because you know he's a better man than you.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

the answer is everyone on fat chicks in party hats, op

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


It aint a party without a fedora

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
no fiesta cat? you people make me sick

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

social vegan posted:



cockadodoledoo

I don't know why they felt the need to include the arrows, the model is doing a fantastic job of conveying the dynamic appeal of this party hat without them.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Shin00bie posted:

I don't know why they felt the need to include the arrows, the model is doing a fantastic job of conveying the dynamic appeal of this party hat without them.

they have to by law for safety reasons

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

Darkman Fanpage posted:

they have to by law for safety reasons

Understandable, but I still feel there's no place for Health and Safety in high art.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

god tier

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



King Vidiot posted:

I have to say that Jimmy looks the most natural while wearing party hats.

But he also looks like a guy who'd wear party hats all the time. He only shows up to work on Casual Fridays, and yet he gets paid more than you in pussy and cash. Deep down you hate Jimmy, because you know he's a better man than you.

i'm reading this as jimmy is always a party and you got it jimmy is always a party



sorry for implying that i was only talking about humans no racist here, my collection extends beyond the bounds of man

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
what are really the qualifications that make a party hat a party hat and not a regular hat?

thanks, love the show - i'll hang up and take your answer off the air.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Now I can have a really bad day and think to myself, "Well, at least I'm not a penis hat model."

Or am I?


ed: No, I'm not

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

what are really the qualifications that make a party hat a party hat and not a regular hat?

thanks, love the show - i'll hang up and take your answer off the air.

the joy the hat brings. for example


def party hat (props 2 jimmy)

vs.



def not a party hat

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ElGroucho posted:

Now I can have a really bad day and think to myself, "Well, at least I'm not a penis hat model."

Or am I?


ed: No, I'm not

dang would've loved to get some insight from behind the runway

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
I'm mad about hats!

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

what are really the qualifications that make a party hat a party hat and not a regular hat?

thanks, love the show - i'll hang up and take your answer off the air.

Party hats are hats that can only be worn by common people if they're at parties, or anywhere by Jimmy.

Example:

Normal Hat:



:toot: Party Hat :toot:



Normal Hat:



:toot: Party Hat :toot:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Ugh this is getting to sciencey for me :[[[[

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

social vegan posted:



def not a party hat
so thats how bald guys get their heads so shiny.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

Ugh this is getting to sciencey for me :[[[[

don't worry just relax, it's always a party here, or did you........forget

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





St Paddys is coming up and is prime hat time





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