Three UK Schoolgirls Going to Join the Islamic State

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ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

HollisBrown posted:

Spring Break Syria 2015. Everybody gets ~~laid~~ raped!

Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies
Raping chicks right there in the sand
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slammin' shots and behead a man

# ? Feb 25, 2015 20:36

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:27

SEX BURRITO: Jun 30, 2007; Not much fun

HollisBrown posted:

Spring Break Syria 2015. Everybody gets ~~laid~~ raped!

Isn't that just every Spring Break ever?

# ? Feb 25, 2015 20:37

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

They said I could be anyone when I grew up!

# ? Feb 25, 2015 21:03

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

If you are going to another country to do battle for Allah against infidels shouldn't you take a rusty fishing boat to get there instead of flying tourist class on Turkish Airlines? It seems sacriligious to fly in comfort to fight in the trenches.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 21:30

Troll Bridgington: Dec 22, 2011; Keeping up foreign relations.

Neutrino posted:

If you are going to another country to do battle for Allah against infidels shouldn't you take a rusty fishing boat to get there instead of flying tourist class on Turkish Airlines? It seems sacriligious to fly in comfort to fight in the trenches.

It's okay to fight the system from the inside, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

# ? Feb 25, 2015 21:53

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

Neutrino posted:

If you are going to another country to do battle for Allah against infidels shouldn't you take a rusty fishing boat to get there instead of flying tourist class on Turkish Airlines? It seems sacriligious to fly in comfort to fight in the trenches.

Yeah, terrorists never used airliners for anything before.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:48

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Guavanaut posted:

Story's over, a white girl has gone missing. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Dad-missing-Bristol-teenager-Becky-Watts-16-said/story-26074650-detail/story.html

Expect to hear nothing more about the other three until they're on a video cutting up an American. Unless this one has gone to join ISIS too.

edit, a little insensitive

Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Feb 25, 2015

# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:26

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

is there video of them being set on fire yet

# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:48

Shadoer: Aug 31, 2011; Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

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Intriguing

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/25/world/from-studious-teenager-to-isis-recruiter.html?_r=0

quote:

Teenage Girl Leaves for ISIS, and Others Follow

�It is those young people who are liked, who are smart, who think, who are caring, who are ripe for radicalization,� he said, not the outcasts.

When they do not receive adequate answers from their families, schools or the local mosque, they often turn to the Internet, Mr. Anwar said. Last year, a pair of 17-year-old twins from Manchester who traveled to Syria attracted widespread attention because they had been straight-A students who wanted careers in medicine.

The precise role Ms. Mahmood might have played in the flight of the three London teenagers is unclear, since Ms. Begum, not Ms. Mahmood, initiated their exchange on Twitter. Their conversation quickly moved to an encrypted social media channel, which is standard practice among would-be jihadists seeking practical information on how to reach Syria.

There are about 100 British women among the 550 Western women who are thought to have joined Islamist groups in Syria and Iraq, according to the Soufan Group, a security consultancy based in New York. Female recruits are generally younger than their male counterparts, said Ross Frenett of the Institute for Strategic Dialogue, a London research organization that studies extremism. As the radicals see it, �a 15-year-old makes a good wife,� he said. �A 14-year-old male is less useful as a combatant.�

Women who join the Islamic State try to entice other women to marry militants and help them build a new, retrograde Islamic society. Ms. Mahmood had emerged as one of the most vocal supporters of the Islamic State and one of its most established online recruiters, according to the SITE Intelligence Group, which monitors jihadists� online activity.

She has tried to incite terrorist attacks on Western countries through her Tumblr blog and multiple Twitter accounts, calling on British Muslims to follow the example of �brothers from Woolwich, Texas and Boston.� But she has also occasionally alluded to boredom doing housewifely duties.

She tweeted that, compared with Scotland, the winters in Syria �are too much,� and advised, �Sisters please don�t forget to pack thermal clothing or you�ll regret it later on.�

She also admonished them: �Sisters, please for the sake of Allah contact the sisters whom are online rather than approaching the brothers. Also know the fact many brothers whom you contact and chat to are married. Have some self-respect and don�t be a homewrecker �

# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:17

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

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She also admonished them: �Sisters, please for the sake of Allah contact the sisters whom are online rather than approaching the brothers. Also know the fact many brothers whom you contact and chat to are married. Have some self-respect and don�t be a homewrecker �

Sounds like these guys are really following the pillars of Islam.

Or do they follow the version that allows for 4 wives and a pack of sidechicks?

# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:31

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

FuturePastNow posted:

is there video of them being set on fire yet

Have to wait a month or three until the baby bump shows and they are moved from the Rape Harem to the Eternal Residence Hut for ages upto 80+.
Then give it a few weeks until they start to miss sunlight.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:40

Francis Baconator: Jul 11, 2008; Thanks for the avatar man!

Would (when they turn 18).

# ? Feb 26, 2015 05:41

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Someone should make an isis camp tycoon type game.
Manage weapons and attacks, match the "wives" to the warriors (they can get too worn up or get stds), edit the torture videos (bonus if western media uses some your shots, depending on length), gather food and supplies , rape everything.

I guess Civilization isn,'t a fitting name though

# ? Feb 26, 2015 09:05

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

it has long been postulated by all great civilizations that true wealth comes from hoarding women

hence

alexander the great was a failure but genghis khan was a winner

hard truths but thats the case

if you want to win at life you need to have at least 20 wives you keep in a compound somewhere with your many children

# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:22

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

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