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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
You son of a bitch...

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

a white person like doug or john hasnt made my pizza in like 15 years

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

FuhrerHat posted:

a white person like doug or john hasnt made my pizza in like 15 years

racist

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

how can the pizza be racist???

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

lol you fuckin trolled us all

PINEAPPLE

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I'm surprised that the pineapple wasn't in a Q for Quailman. Maybe his dreams died with porkchop.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Pro troll OP. Respect.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
Why the hell didn't you get Donato's if it was a choice??

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Business Gorillas posted:

the only pizza places i have around me are dominos pizza hut and donatos since i live in suburban cleveland

aren't you close enough to a Teresa's or is this like me where i say suburb but it's really like an hour away

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



a messed up horse posted:

aren't you close enough to a Teresa's or is this like me where i say suburb but it's really like an hour away

there aren't any that deliver to me that i'm aware of

i'll evaluate the za once i get back from work tonight, please stay tuned for more exciting pizza tips

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ShaqDiesel posted:

You son of a bitch...

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
you...heh...you magnificen t basterd

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
I thought I read once that the pizza tracker has nothing to do with the actual state of your order and is just done on a timer. Pretty sure I read it on this very forum from someone who worked at Dominos.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Pineapple is a good pizza choice, imo. I support this.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Pizza broke my tables and your colon

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Stay cool pineapple ghost

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
does dominos have a theme where a skanky stripper virtually prepares the pizza s the timer counter down

or how about a "star wars" theme where the death star is a pizza and more slices get added as the timer advances and when its ready it shoots a lazer that blows up a hungry customer squirming with anticipation

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Zippy the Bummer posted:

does dominos have a theme where a skanky stripper virtually prepares the pizza s the timer counter down

or how about a "star wars" theme where the death star is a pizza and more slices get added as the timer advances and when its ready it shoots a lazer that blows up a hungry customer squirming with anticipation

if not there should be

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Did you pick your theme? Is there one for a black pizza man?

This is just like emojis all over again.

That's just great. I can't use emojis OR Domino's Pizza Tracker!

WHEN will companies LEARN I can't function properly if I see someone who is not my exact skin tone?!?

Meep
Oct 7, 2000
does patent pending 420 mean they're too stoned and busy eating pizza to get the patent or that they need to get blitzed before they can go through the patent process?

also pineapple is the worst topping, you suck at pizza

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Pineapples aren't that bad on a pizza as long as they are combined with other, better toppings, such as pepperoni and canadian bacon. I will agree with you in this case however because the OP did not get any other toppings so he sucks.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i would never wish dominoes pizza upon a friend or enemy

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm glad your area Dominoes is locally owned and operated.

China has taken enough of our jobs already!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
just search victor or tony's pizza sex palace on your gps for quality guido made pizza

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
mushrooms, tomatoes, jalapeno, banana peppers

no pineapple

gently caress pineapple

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pineapple, onion, and canadian bacon and gently caress the haters forever.
Pineapple was create specifically to go on pizza. Ancient samoans tenderly raised pineapples into what they are today just for this cause.

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Whirlwind Jones posted:

When I order pizza online I always put "Please don't crash your car" in the special delivery instructions part because I think it's cute/funny.

More like patronizing/dickish

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Putty posted:

i would never wish dominoes pizza upon a friend or enemy

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Domino's delivered, voted 5.

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME
pineapples piled high

edit: on a serious note pineapples are delicious on a pizza, they contrast really well with the savory cheese and tomato flavors. So gently caress you very much if you don't like them.

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

OP pig disgusting dominoes pig disgusting

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



This really is the best troll I've seen in gibbis in half a decade. Pineapples. Respect.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Should have just ordered from the p'hut, you big stupid gross toppings on lovely pizza eating gorilla jerk

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Literally poo poo into a box.
That's what your favorite pizza place does.

They laugh at you and poo poo into boxes all goddamn day.

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

open container posted:

More like patronizing/dickish

I ordered domino's once and like an hour later a driver shows up with a story about the first driver crashing with our pizza, i'm like wow that's hosed up was he okay, after the delivery is complete i open the box to see a royally hosed up pizza, turns out they took so long not because they had to make me another pizza, but because they had to get another driver to transfer the car accident pizza to

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:
Should have gotten ham w/ the pineapple :)

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

I just had a braunschweiger sandwich for lunch.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bob Saget IRL posted:

I just had a braunschweiger sandwich for lunch.

Pro tier. Onions and mustard?

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Bob Saget IRL posted:

I just had a braunschweiger sandwich for lunch.

my nigga. a man's mans lunch meat.

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