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yeah this is front desk some fag in a gimp suit with a giant sword rolled up on a motorcycle and he's nosing around the lobby. I was going to have security escort him out, but he's got a black friend with him and I know we've been having some PR trouble lately. please advise
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:52 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:52 |
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feed them cheap liquors
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:56 |
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Yeah, I mean working for a giant soulless corporation like Shinra wasn't what I was hoping to be doing at 28 with a masters in english, but my domestic partner Brian has thyroid problems and I'm able to get health insurance so it's worth it.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:58 |
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sucks living in the slums but at least there haven't been any terrorist attacks on the reactor I work at to make ends meet, the kids will be so happy when I get home
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:00 |
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I'm the IT guy and I hate everyone. I hope this place explodes.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:01 |
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some day i hope i am remade to be comprised of more than 30 polygons
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:01 |
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sorry bae, I've gotta pull overtime again tonight. they threw another chick in the giant tiger rape pen and it's all hands on deck
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:02 |
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it takes me hours to type with these stupid loving box hands plz help
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:02 |
planet dead. so what
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:04 |
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jBrereton posted:planet dead. so what shinra has no wfh policy if youre too dead to work, its coming out of your pay
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:05 |
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yeah who let all the flying chainsaw snake monsters loose on the midgar development model floor, we need to hire an entire new engineering division because of you pranksters
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:06 |
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Punch Card posted:it takes me hours to type with these stupid loving box hands plz help I talked to OH&S and they said we can't accommodate those 12 foot keyboards so you'll just have to make do
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:07 |
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Index funds? I'm putting all my money into Mako futures.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:07 |
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Palmer's in the hot tub again, his polygonal moobs are creeping me out, please advise.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:08 |
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Hey-hey! Tea! Can I have some too? With lotsa sugar and honey and... oh yeah, don't forget the lard!
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:09 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Index funds? I'm putting all my money into Mako futures. you really shouldnt be so reckless with your sephiroth ira account thats supposed to be for the retirement of the planet
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:09 |
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Hello, my name is Mr. Arnihs. Yes, that'll do. Anyway, I say we reinvest that money back into the Mako Reactor Plant.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:10 |
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gotta work a double shift tonight, my wife blew all of our money on a lifetime membership to gold saucer, keep telling her she needs to get therapy
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:11 |
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AVALANCHE killed my brother in a reactor bombing.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:13 |
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Gya haa haa haa!
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:15 |
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jews did reactor 1
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:16 |
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loving hell, why do they always send us on these worthless courses? Mako reactor safeties, Giant robot handling, and now Firing from a stationary position at a sea-based target. I mean we practically own the planet, who're going to send a fleet or cruiser at us?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:17 |
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Punch Card posted:jews did reactor 1 you mean Cetra did it.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:18 |
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Dr Pepper posted:AVALANCHE killed my brother in a reactor bombing. same except they put him in a cage and lit him on fire
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:18 |
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please explain the backstory so i can shitpost
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:21 |
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GRARGRGH I AM A MONSTER IN A CAGE IN HOJO'S LAB here's your 1099
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:21 |
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Look I'm not saying it was difficult being the company PR guy. That's...I mean its pretty pretentious to assume that considering whats happened the past few months with the loving meteor and giant monsters and poo poo that my problems were somehow worse than others. Its just...ah, Christ *takes a drag on cigarette* I mean poo poo like reporting that your CEO got stabbed by a dead ninja thing and having helicopters around the area when that plate dropped on Sector 7? Its not easy to spin that into something even remotely sensible. S'all I'm saying, man...
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:22 |
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Dongattack posted:please explain the backstory so i can shitpost evil megacorp that builds powerplant that literally burn souls.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:23 |
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Dr Pepper posted:evil megacorp that builds powerplant that literally burn souls. mako doesn't burn hot enough to melt souls
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:24 |
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Haha did you see that blonde haired dude tried to apply for SOLDIER, dude gets loving motion sickness, what a gigantic pussy, heard they just put him in a standard uniform and sent him into the countryside for some stupid bullshit Anyway I gotta make sure this giant plush with a cat riding it is all good to go for later
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:25 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:mako doesn't burn hot enough to melt souls
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:25 |
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Mr. Shinra says that our department will get actual mouths on our models if we can build a Barrett-proof reactor.Jerry Mumphrey posted:mako doesn't burn hot enough to melt souls
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:28 |
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loving hojo asked me to drain the headless corpse tank earlier and refill it god i hate this job
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:29 |
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I'm Popeye the sailor man
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:30 |
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There's a dog in the back of this truck. I'm gonna hit it with this billy club. Yeah. That'll show it.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:30 |
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Sigh. My shift's almost up then I can go to the Honey Bee Inn for a few hours before having to go home to my nagging wife....
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:31 |
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“Safety is our #1 priority”
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:32 |
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That gently caress Hojo came by the office today with his harem. rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:33 |
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Funky Valentine posted:That gently caress Hojo came by the office today with his harem. I've heard rumors that he's been having these threesomes with a talking wolf and that babe who sells cheap flowers on the street. That dude is hosed up.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:36 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:52 |
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Do you guys ever wonder why management takes our materia away the second it levels up?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:37 |